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Old 02-15-2012, 08:16 PM   #1
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Haikus

Hi...

Somewhere someone cares
just not here, just not today
Thank God for shadows

I'm smiling at you
but the world turns much faster
than you realize

Hi, Nikki ninety
nine your penis is tempting
because of your tits.

Quiet regression
No feeling but I still taste
blood when I kiss you

Here I have a pi-
lot's thumb,
Wreck'd as homeward he did come. A drum! A...

Drum. MacBeth doth come.


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Old 02-15-2012, 08:31 PM   #2
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Naked, moist, heaving
Bodies humping to the beats
Porn is on TV

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Old 02-15-2012, 09:25 PM   #3
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waiting for someone
to post incorrect haiku
some idiot will
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Old 02-16-2012, 01:58 AM   #4
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A fight on a hill
A military battle
It was a high coup
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Old 02-16-2012, 02:37 AM   #5
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what a splendid thread!
reveals the artist in us.
when will fatfoo come?
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Old 02-16-2012, 02:42 AM   #6
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Old 02-16-2012, 03:45 AM   #7
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Its 5 7 5 ;)
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Old 02-16-2012, 03:59 AM   #8
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Its 5 7 5 ;)
I said I'd be dead...
Then said goodbye to my dog...
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Old 02-16-2012, 04:00 AM   #9
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The epiphany
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Silence is golden
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Old 02-16-2012, 04:04 AM   #10
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What a dull day five
Nothing left to do seven
And five on the end
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Old 02-16-2012, 06:31 AM   #14
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A favorite haiku from Bo Burnham

I saw a rainbow
On the day my grandma died
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