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Voodoo · 03-01-2012, 12:18 AM

So I have to wonder... Why would anyone want that again?

Jacob[Soft] · 03-01-2012, 02:49 AM

terrible truth

EddyTheDog · 03-01-2012, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

So I have to wonder... 'Why would anyone want that again?'

I take it the other half is pregnant 'again'?

Voodoo · 03-01-2012, 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I take it the other half is pregnant 'again'?

LOL, no sir. I do my best to dodge bullets.

Doing my part to help with population control.

CaptainHowdy · 03-01-2012, 07:26 AM

Your kids sure are your biggest enemies ...

cherrylula · 03-01-2012, 07:36 AM

I did it once, but never again! lol

pornmasta · 03-01-2012, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I take it the other half is pregnant 'again'?

barcodes · 03-01-2012, 08:04 AM

kids kind of make me nervous. Probably since I haven't had any and most of my friends small children are kind of douchey. Like kick you in the shins douchey.

ruff · 03-01-2012, 08:06 AM

You have a kid, believe me, you are going to find a way to fuck the wife.

eroticsexxx · 03-01-2012, 08:26 AM

Mistresses.

sperbonzo · 03-01-2012, 08:28 AM

Not to bring down the funny tone of this thread, but my son is 6 months old and I have to say that so far this has been one of the most fantastic experiences of my life. I can't imagine life without him.

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Rochard · 03-01-2012, 08:33 AM

This is why we have Nyquil. A little nip and they are out for the night. Then you can be as loud as you want.

Tom_PM · 03-01-2012, 08:35 AM

Why did the word "concubine" go on the decline? She could've helped out with all kinds of things.

asdasd · 03-01-2012, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

This is why we have Nyquil. A little nip and they are out for the night. Then you can be as loud as you want.

2012 · 03-01-2012, 09:27 AM

children are evil.

JFK · 03-01-2012, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Why did the word "concubine" go on the decline? She could've helped out with all kinds of things.

unfortunately, that is an old world thing, it went out of fashion, along with the Emperor

brassmonkey · 03-01-2012, 11:35 AM

j/k

Paul Markham · 03-01-2012, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

I did it once, but never again! lol

I said exactly the same until I fell in love with a girl half my age.

baddog · 03-01-2012, 11:42 AM

There is no reason you can't bang your wife while she is nursing. Where there is a will, there is a way.

SuckOnThis · 03-01-2012, 11:51 AM

Anyone who has watched a baby coming out of your woman will lose all desire to fuck her for quite a while.

BlueWave · 03-01-2012, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Anyone who has watched a baby coming out of your woman will lose all desire to fuck her for quite a while.

QFT

MattPIVO · 03-01-2012, 06:56 PM

That picture is hilarious, should forward it to Trojan so it can inspire their ads instead of them always coming up with anther way for condoms to "feel good" or "better than no condom"

Elli · 03-01-2012, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

This is why we have Nyquil. A little nip and they are out for the night. Then you can be as loud as you want.

haha my parents used to dip my pacifier in their dinner wine to keep me quiet in restaurants. Worked like a charm, apparently!

Phoenix · 03-01-2012, 08:30 PM

you find the time...kids are the best

eroticsexxx · 03-01-2012, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Anyone who has watched a baby coming out of your woman will lose all desire to fuck her for quite a while.

Nah.

Watched as my baby girl popped out and then continued to watch as the doctor stitched the wife back up. He laughed when I mentioned that he needed to "fix that shit good, cause the minute it heals up I'm gonna be back up in there".

chaze · 03-01-2012, 09:30 PM

So true, but he will also make you happier then you can ever. Well hopefully

ruff · 03-01-2012, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Not to bring down the funny tone of this thread, but my son is 6 months old and I have to say that so far this has been one of the most fantastic experiences of my life. I can't imagine life without him.

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You got that right. My son is 8 now and it has been the best experience of my entire life. I waited late in life to have him and am glad I did. We are having a blast. Of course, I only have maybe another couple of years before he starts to pull away, but now is good.

Still tagging the wife every chance I get too.

Spunky · 03-01-2012, 09:51 PM

Almost a father 4 times..The good lord looked down on me and said no kids for you.I'm truly thankful for that

gimme-website · 03-02-2012, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Almost a father 4 times..The good lord looked down on me and said no kids for you.I'm truly thankful for that

WHy thankful? Is it because you don't like kids or you think you would be a bad father?
Or some other reason?

Edit.

Because at first i read that and i thought "aww. that's sad"
The i thought some more and thought.. no, maybe more people should have that POV.
Parenting is for not for everyone and to many people have kids becuase it "seemed like a good idea at the time"

CurrentlySober · 03-02-2012, 01:06 AM

I have another one due in about a week...

Not my own, but my 2nd Grandchild ! I will be a grandpa again, real soon

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