MegaMillions ODDS SIMULATOR..... Incredibly depressing - GoFuckYourself.com

jdotdepp · 03-28-2012, 12:44 PM

It is really hard to win the Mega Millions lottery. So hard that it can be difficult to comprehend what long odds confront its players.

Why not try for free on this Mega Millions lottery simulator? You'll be able to try the same numbers over and over, simulating playing twice a week for a year or 10. You'll never win.

http://megamillionsgame.net/

130 bucks in 1024 plays......

96ukssob · 03-28-2012, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jdotdepp

It is really hard to win the Mega Millions lottery. So hard that it can be difficult to comprehend what long odds confront its players.

Why not try for free on this Mega Millions lottery simulator? You'll be able to try the same numbers over and over, simulating playing twice a week for a year or 10. You'll never win.

http://megamillionsgame.net/

130 bucks in 1024 plays......

I did it a few times playing it for 10 years. Won more money playing 1,2,3,4,5 with powerball 6 then any of the other guesses

MichaelP · 03-28-2012, 01:03 PM

It is lottery, pure random and luck. There is no strategy there. But there is one common denominator for all those who ever won.

They bought at east one ticket

Intrinsic · 03-28-2012, 01:06 PM

sweet

You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $83.
You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $50.
You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $70.
You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $103.
You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $93.

Choopa Phil · 03-28-2012, 01:10 PM

hahaha oh well, not going to stop me from buying a few!

xxxfuzion · 03-28-2012, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil

hahaha oh well, not going to stop me from buying a few!

Then do it on That site, and I'll be happy ;D

alias · 03-28-2012, 01:15 PM

You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $42.

Spunky · 03-28-2012, 01:22 PM

Just a waste of money,can't win if you don't play though

Supz · 03-28-2012, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by alias

You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $42.

youre a loser

Tom_PM · 03-28-2012, 01:45 PM

Would be more fun if it did random 'quick picks' instead of playing the same number each time.

alias · 03-28-2012, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz

youre a loser

The mark of the JEW is forever.

EddyTheDog · 03-28-2012, 02:02 PM

Someone will win it in the end - Why not put a $ or 2 on?

I won just over NZ$53K in a casino once.

We have nothing if we don't have hope.

Constant Sales · 03-28-2012, 02:12 PM

There's a store a few towns south of me that has sold 3 winning lottery tickets in the past few years. 250K, $6 million and most recently $70 Million... I'm sure there's a line out the door for the $500 Million Mega Millions one going off Friday.

Tom_PM · 03-28-2012, 02:13 PM

You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $10076.

woot! I played the numbers from LOST tv show, haha.

Ticket: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, Mega: 42 Lottery: 4, 15, 16, 23, 49, Mega: 42 Winners: 4 15 16 23 + Mega Millions ball 4 ball(s) correct. plus the Mega! Four balls + Mega ball wins $10,000!

Tom_PM · 03-28-2012, 02:17 PM

Ahaha I played them a few more refreshes:
You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $500068.

Ticket: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, Mega: 42 Lottery: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, Mega: 1 Winners: 4 8 15 16 23 5 ball(s) correct. Five balls wins $500,000!

Play those numbers. They've won for real in the past. Guess the curse works hehe.

EddyTheDog · 03-28-2012, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $10076.

woot! I played the numbers from LOST tv show, haha.

Ticket: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, Mega: 42 Lottery: 4, 15, 16, 23, 49, Mega: 42 Winners: 4 15 16 23 + Mega Millions ball 4 ball(s) correct. plus the Mega! Four balls + Mega ball wins $10,000!

You Win!!

and lose all at the same time...

alias · 03-28-2012, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Constant Sales

There's a store a few towns south of me that has sold 3 winning lottery tickets in the past few years. 250K, $6 million and most recently $70 Million... I'm sure there's a line out the door for the $500 Million Mega Millions one going off Friday.

Go fuck yourself & cool story bro.

brassmonkey · 03-28-2012, 02:20 PM

i bought 50 tickets friday 50 more

Tom_PM · 03-28-2012, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

You Win!!

and lose all at the same time...

True enough. I'd prefer to have some steady work.

Rothstein · 03-28-2012, 02:22 PM

I just won the jackpot on that game!

alias · 03-28-2012, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

True enough. I'd prefer to have some steady work.

Do you still work for PimpRoll?

Tom_PM · 03-28-2012, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by alias

Do you still work for PimpRoll?

Not currently. Though I've let it be known I'm full of free time. It's a tight ship so what can you do.

alias · 03-28-2012, 02:31 PM

Maybe have your nick changed and make a thread listing your skills and asking for work? Get a new email and have the existing one set to forward in gmail.

03-28-2012, 12:44 PM	#1
jdotdepp Registered User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: At The Bank Posts: 81	MegaMillions ODDS SIMULATOR..... Incredibly depressing It is really hard to win the Mega Millions lottery. So hard that it can be difficult to comprehend what long odds confront its players. Why not try for free on this Mega Millions lottery simulator? You'll be able to try the same numbers over and over, simulating playing twice a week for a year or 10. You'll never win. http://megamillionsgame.net/ 130 bucks in 1024 plays......

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MichaelP Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: QWEBEC Corporate Office Posts: 7,124	It is lottery, pure random and luck. There is no strategy there. But there is one common denominator for all those who ever won. They bought at east one ticket

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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $10076. woot! I played the numbers from LOST tv show, haha. Ticket: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, Mega: 42 Lottery: 4, 15, 16, 23, 49, Mega: 42 Winners: 4 15 16 23 + Mega Millions ball 4 ball(s) correct. plus the Mega! Four balls + Mega ball wins $10,000! __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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Tom_PM Porn Meister Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 16,443	Ahaha I played them a few more refreshes: You played 1040 games of Mega Millions. It cost $1040. You won $500068. Ticket: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, Mega: 42 Lottery: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, Mega: 1 Winners: 4 8 15 16 23 5 ball(s) correct. Five balls wins $500,000! Play those numbers. They've won for real in the past. Guess the curse works hehe. __________________ 43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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alias aliasx Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 19,010	Maybe have your nick changed and make a thread listing your skills and asking for work? Get a new email and have the existing one set to forward in gmail. __________________ https://porncorporation.com