10 Softest niggas in the rap game list... - GoFuckYourself.com

CyberHustler · 04-25-2012, 05:39 AM

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Ayo whattup whattup yall...the mighty Hands of Zeus aka Galaxy Knuckles aka Thor Molecules aka Volcano Hands otherwise known as the one n only Cocaine Biceps is back witta nother meal for yall malnourished muthafuckas namsayin. Once again its that time of year where we recognize the softest niggas in the game nahmean. We gotta couple MVPs...mad veterans n even a rookie up in this shit...so yall peep the flyness.

10. J Cole ...aka Nap King Cole aka Young Eeyore aka The Bokeem Woodbine of Rap aka the poor man's Drake. Ayo Jermaine is bitter bout sumthin b...nobody really understands what tho. You would think that any mediocre ass rapper/mediocre ass producer would jus be happy to be the first muthafucka signed to the worlds most famous nigga's label n shit. But naw...that aint good enough for Diet Drizzy b. Son still poses for pictures like somebody snapped all his crayolas in half... Son frowns like he jus rode his seatless bike to the 7-Eleven to buy a slurpee n they only had Sprite flavor left n shit. The many other facial expressions of Jermaine seem to include "My balloon animals done came untwisted" n "Why he get two turns on the trampoline n I only got one?"....you get the idea tho. Ayo this nigga's mixtapes was never really the most exciting shit in the first place namsayin. I mean dont me wrong b...they was cool...but they wasnt nothin to have a parade over neither. But when he dropped that stillbirth of a first album...son...that shit could stop paint fom dryin. That shit could relax a broad's hair b. Straight up. This nigga's own shadow wont even get outta bed in the morning no more cuz of this depressing ass muthafucka. Son inspirin a whole generation of lame mediocre ass niggas to start pickin up mics n make boring ass watered down flavorless "lettuce rap" (Get it? LET US rap...) jus like the homie Jermaine. Plus he got the softest dudes walkin the earth throwin rocks at his lawn chair. Son got the poster child for hurt feelings hisself aka Canibus throwin shots at him b. Cole even got that prairie dog looking muthafucka Charles "Milk Carton" Hamilton to poke his head outta the ground n shit on the little homie's career achievments a bit. But never mind them two dusty ass niggas...This boy got washed by DIGGY son. As in THIS nigga b...

rogueteens · 04-25-2012, 07:42 AM

Like i care, rap is the lowest form of entertainment. it takes no skill, just the ability to say kill, nigga and bitch really fast.

Babaganoosh · 04-25-2012, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Like i care, rap is the lowest form of entertainment. it takes no skill, just the ability to say kill, nigga and bitch really fast.

True story. Rap is completely void of any semblance of talent.

Best-In-BC · 04-25-2012, 08:03 AM

Wheres Drake ?

Choopa_Pardo · 04-25-2012, 08:07 AM

Drake is straight baby thighs.

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barcodes · 04-25-2012, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

Wheres Drake ?

flashfire · 04-25-2012, 11:42 AM

lol Drake, you americans will buy anything...even a "rap star" from a shitty canadian tv show

Yngwie · 04-25-2012, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Like i care, rap is the lowest form of entertainment. it takes no skill, just the ability to say kill, nigga and bitch really fast.

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

True story. Rap is completely void of any semblance of talent.

I agree 100% with this.

asdasd · 04-25-2012, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Like i care, rap is the lowest form of entertainment. it takes no skill, just the ability to say kill, nigga and bitch really fast.

That's the thing about position, you are either on the bottom getting fucked or you are fucking on top. Now how about those Falkland Islands.

scuba steve · 04-25-2012, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by flashfire

lol Drake, you americans will buy anything...even a "rap star" from a shitty canadian tv show

haha sucks doesn't it

Lichen · 04-25-2012, 12:08 PM

Epic fail by OP.

Shotsie · 04-25-2012, 12:14 PM

Aren't they all soft? I mean, with the exception of a very few like Beanie Sigel - and even his background is questionable, Sigel street isn't exactly the badlands - most of them are just spinning bullshit stories.

Besides, rap is evolving and progressing to a certain extent, you can only sell so many records about whips and bricks and cars and bling before people get tired of it. And that's a good thing. I think the rap nowadays isn't as hard because rap is a reflection of what's going on in society. Nowadays, I see black kids hanging with white kids, skateboarding and shooting the shit in Vans and skinny jeans and as ridiculous as some of that seems to me, it is progress.

Shotsie · 04-25-2012, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by flashfire

lol Drake, you americans will buy anything...even a "rap star" from a shitty canadian tv show

Yes, ONLY Americans buy Drake's records. he hasn't sold one single record in Canada so far. It's Amazing.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-25-2012, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Like i care, rap is the lowest form of entertainment. it takes no skill, just the ability to say kill, nigga and bitch really fast.

This punk loving indie chick says bullshit to that notion.

Babaganoosh · 04-25-2012, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne

This punk loving indie chick says bullshit to that notion.

Remember when you worked for that company who fucked webmasters? What were they called again? Freshright? Fleshnight? Oh, right. FLESHLIGHT. Lots of us thought you working for those dirtbags was bullshit too. Shame nobody will ever trust you again. You should probably go get a real job now. You're done being an affiliate rep.

Intrinsic · 04-25-2012, 12:33 PM

The wiz khalifa write up is fucking funny especially the picture captions

StickyGreen · 04-25-2012, 12:35 PM

People who hate on rap are fucking idiots... it might not be your type of music, but it's definitely music. I'd like to see someone make a good rap record who has no rhythm... you have to have rhythm... that's what music is.... rhythm....

Just because you're a square and don't understand it doesn't mean it's not music lol....

StickyGreen · 04-25-2012, 12:37 PM

Most people who hate on rap are just racist and can't stand to hear what some ghetto black guy has to say....

Play them a few Eminem tracks and they'll probably be like "Wow, he's pretty talented..."

Babaganoosh · 04-25-2012, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

Most people who hate on rap are just racist and can't stand to hear what some ghetto black guy has to say....

Play them a few Eminem tracks and they'll probably be like "Wow, he's pretty talented..."

If rap is music then mother goose is an "artist."

Shotsie · 04-25-2012, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

If rap is music then mother goose is an "artist."

Mother Goose is a fictional character, your analogy makes no sense.

beemk · 04-25-2012, 12:52 PM

Funny that their job is to make music and people care about how "hard" they are. You can find more "hard" people than you can count on most ghetto blocks. That doesn't mean they have any type of music talent.

CyberHustler · 04-25-2012, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Intrinsic

The wiz khalifa write up is fucking funny especially the picture captions

Babaganoosh · 04-25-2012, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Shotsie

Mother Goose is a fictional character, your analogy makes no sense.

Rappers are fictional musicians. It makes perfect sense.

StickyGreen · 04-25-2012, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Rappers are fictional musicians. It makes perfect sense.

lmao, just stop it...

StickyGreen · 04-25-2012, 01:07 PM

mu·sic
[myoo-zik]
noun
1. an art of sound in time that expresses ideas and emotions in significant forms through the elements of rhythm, melody, harmony, and color.

You can hate rap all you want, but to say it isn't music is plain ignorant.

Babaganoosh · 04-25-2012, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

mu·sic
[myoo-zik]
noun
1. an art of sound in time that expresses ideas and emotions in significant forms through the elements of rhythm, melody, harmony, and color.

You can hate rap all you want, but to say it isn't music is plain ignorant.

To say it is music is just plain ignorant. Making music takes talent. Talking in a rhythmic manner to computer-generated thumping and sampling from actual music does not take talent, therefore rap is not music. Why is this concept so hard for you to grasp?

You like rap. That's fantastic. Just don't call it music. To do so degrades centuries of actual music.

CyberHustler · 04-25-2012, 01:13 PM

globofun · 04-25-2012, 01:14 PM

I hate cRap!

What's a Nigga?

StickyGreen · 04-25-2012, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

To say it is music is just plain ignorant. Making music takes talent. Talking in a rhythmic manner to computer-generated thumping and sampling from actual music does not take talent, therefore rap is not music. Why is this concept so hard for you to grasp?

You like rap. That's fantastic. Just don't call it music. To do so degrades centuries of actual music.

I posted the exact definition of music and somehow this idiot still doesn't understand it... lol

Sarah_Jayne · 04-25-2012, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Remember when you worked for that company who fucked webmasters? What were they called again? Freshright? Fleshnight? Oh, right. FLESHLIGHT. Lots of us thought you working for those dirtbags was bullshit too. Shame nobody will ever trust you again. You should probably go get a real job now. You're done being an affiliate rep.

You are more than welcome to hit me on icq or wherever you choose and actually speak to me. Until then, troll on.

Shotsie · 04-25-2012, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Perfect example of the played-out, generic, whips, bricks, chips, playskool rhymes that nobody wants to hear anymore. Not relying on any skill, just trying to come up with a catchy hook to try to turn the song into a club hit. Garbage.

kal86 · 04-25-2012, 02:03 PM

Hahaha lil diggy

CyberHustler · 04-25-2012, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Shotsie

Perfect example of the played-out, generic, whips, bricks, chips, playskool rhymes that nobody wants to hear anymore. Not relying on any skill, just trying to come up with a catchy hook to try to turn the song into a club hit. Garbage.

Babaganoosh · 04-25-2012, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne

You are more than welcome to hit me on icq or wherever you choose and actually speak to me. Until then, troll on.

Why would I ICQ you? I have absolutely nothing to say to you in private. Sure, I am trolling the burnout hood rats but I am not trolling you in the slightest. You willingly associate with thieves. Surely you didn't think that those of us who were affected would forget, did you?

asdasd · 04-25-2012, 04:02 PM

Big L rest in peace

rogueteens · 04-25-2012, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

Most people who hate on rap are just racist and can't stand to hear what some ghetto black guy has to say....

Play them a few Eminem tracks and they'll probably be like "Wow, he's pretty talented..."

lol! its racist to hate a track thats just a few repeated beats with someone saying "yofuckerimgoingtofuckyouupand fuckyourbitchbecauseimahardfuckerwhofucksthepolice andfucksyourbitchihavegoldteethandfuckyourbitchfuc kerfuckyou"
Yeah, thats real talent!

Brent 3dSexCash · 04-25-2012, 05:48 PM

Now this kid really IS solid:

Socks · 04-25-2012, 05:55 PM

Jakez · 04-25-2012, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens

Like i care, rap is the lowest form of entertainment. it takes no skill, just the ability to say kill, nigga and bitch really fast.

I love when people say stupid shit like this. If it takes no skill then why is the genre all over the top charts? Why don't you do it and rake in millions? Oh that's right, you can't because you don't have the skill to do it.

Socks · 04-26-2012, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

I love when people say stupid shit like this. If it takes no skill then why is the genre all over the top charts? Why don't you do it and rake in millions? Oh that's right, you can't because you don't have the skill to do it.

And the only thing it takes to be a world famous pornstar is opening your legs. Nothing else required. Anyone can do it.

scubadiver626 · 04-26-2012, 01:57 AM

The n word is so pase, nowadays we say, what up my ninjas. Pass it on pls.

bronco67 · 04-29-2012, 09:26 PM

LiveDose · 04-29-2012, 10:38 PM

I loved hip hop back in the 80's. Now it's just like pop music.

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Shotsie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: 12th & Tree Posts: 1,208	Aren't they all soft? I mean, with the exception of a very few like Beanie Sigel - and even his background is questionable, Sigel street isn't exactly the badlands - most of them are just spinning bullshit stories. Besides, rap is evolving and progressing to a certain extent, you can only sell so many records about whips and bricks and cars and bling before people get tired of it. And that's a good thing. I think the rap nowadays isn't as hard because rap is a reflection of what's going on in society. Nowadays, I see black kids hanging with white kids, skateboarding and shooting the shit in Vans and skinny jeans and as ridiculous as some of that seems to me, it is progress. Last edited by Shotsie; 04-25-2012 at 12:16 PM..

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flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	lol Drake, you americans will buy anything...even a "rap star" from a shitty canadian tv show

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StickyGreen . Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 13,076	People who hate on rap are fucking idiots... it might not be your type of music, but it's definitely music. I'd like to see someone make a good rap record who has no rhythm... you have to have rhythm... that's what music is.... rhythm.... Just because you're a square and don't understand it doesn't mean it's not music lol....

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StickyGreen . Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 13,076	Most people who hate on rap are just racist and can't stand to hear what some ghetto black guy has to say.... Play them a few Eminem tracks and they'll probably be like "Wow, he's pretty talented..."

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beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	Funny that their job is to make music and people care about how "hard" they are. You can find more "hard" people than you can count on most ghetto blocks. That doesn't mean they have any type of music talent.

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StickyGreen . Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 13,076	mu·sic [myoo-zik] noun 1. an art of sound in time that expresses ideas and emotions in significant forms through the elements of rhythm, melody, harmony, and color. You can hate rap all you want, but to say it isn't music is plain ignorant.

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