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05-26-2012, 04:51 AM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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I am living in a porn movie.....
I have the plasterers in to do a bedroom ceiling and the older guy has gone to sort out another job leaving his apprentice here.
Dear god, he is fucking gorgeous. He has taken his top off now, I am dying here.... How often can I pop upstairs to make sure he doesn't need anything before it becomes creepy? |
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05-26-2012, 04:54 AM
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working on my tan
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I'm already creeped lol.
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05-26-2012, 05:29 AM
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He is now on the lawn having lunch....
So according to the research I have done all I need to do is go out and rub my crotch. |
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05-26-2012, 05:39 AM
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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05-26-2012, 05:43 AM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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BTW - I'm not really going outside to rub my crotch. I'll just sit here on the sofa wondering what would happen if I did.... |
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05-26-2012, 05:45 AM
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I help you SUCCEED
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05-26-2012, 05:45 AM
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So fucking bland
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05-26-2012, 06:21 AM
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05-26-2012, 06:28 AM
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In other words, put on some cheesy bass guitar music and see if the scene starts...
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05-26-2012, 06:46 AM
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porn cartoonist
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I live in a porn movie too - they are all fucking me :
- electricity company fucks me with bills - phone company fucks me with bills - internet provider is fucking me every week with their lousy service - The shop sellers at local market are trying to fuck me with prices and bad quality products/food, drinks/ - The construction workers at my new home are trying to fuck me up with additional pays The only one who should fuck me physically should be my wife, be she's not in a mood.... So , my question is - what do you think about this : a porn drama , or horror comedy with elements of fucked up things... |
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05-26-2012, 06:52 AM
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05-26-2012, 07:20 AM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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You'll be fine as long as he doesn't decide to zip you inside a bag.
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05-26-2012, 07:28 AM
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05-26-2012, 07:42 AM
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I think besides the cheesy bass guitar you also need a pizza and some short shorts
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05-26-2012, 07:44 AM
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Living the Dream
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05-26-2012, 07:45 AM
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05-26-2012, 07:49 AM
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05-26-2012, 08:01 AM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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 Something really strange about that story though.
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05-26-2012, 08:13 AM
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Must have been hilarious.... |
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05-26-2012, 08:32 AM
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This thread has graduated from "Pretty Gay" to "Fabulous"
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05-26-2012, 08:44 AM
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Well, Richard InMyAss the famous plasterer/porn star has just left.
He said that if I had spent less time posting on the internet and spent more time rubbing my crotch things would be very different...... Thank You GFY!!  |
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05-26-2012, 08:48 AM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Check and see if he needs any crack spackle...
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05-26-2012, 08:52 AM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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All I see is a guy with a big ass.... |
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