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Old 05-29-2012, 03:24 PM   #1
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Top 10 reasons for getting dumped;

Top 10 reasons someone got dumped according to some dating site on yahoo. Some are pretty funny/surprising.

Top 10 reasons men were dumped, according to What Went Wrong
1 There's someone else 14%
2 Our dietary habits differ too much 12%
3 Too high maintenance 11%
4 Too short 10%
5 You don't earn enough money for the lifestyle I want to have 10%
6 You don't make me feel attractive 10%
7 Lack of punctuality 9%
8 Lack of attraction 9%
9 Too much fighting 9%
10 I don't feel like I'm a priority 9%


Top 10 reasons women were dumped on Wot Went Wrong
1 I'm not ready for a relationship 15%
2 Bad hygiene 10%
3 I don't feel like I'm a priority 10%
4 Too much fighting 10%
5 Your sex drive is too low 10%
6 Lack of punctuality 9%
7 There's someone else 9%
8 Bad kisser 8%
9 I don't see a future with you 8%
10 Too hairy 8%

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Old 05-29-2012, 03:41 PM   #2
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11. You got too fat.
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Old 05-29-2012, 03:47 PM   #3
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Old 05-29-2012, 04:19 PM   #4
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most women get dumped as of their fatness after marriage
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Old 05-29-2012, 04:22 PM   #5
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11. My dick is soft 24/7 when you are around
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Old 05-29-2012, 05:17 PM   #6
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You CARE too much! Ignore the bitch sometimes and they will come to you

IF

They like you

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Old 05-29-2012, 05:24 PM   #7
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11. You got too fat.
12. Refuses to deep throat.
13. Refuses to swallow.
14. Refuses to have threesome with her best girlfriend.
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Old 05-29-2012, 05:40 PM   #8
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Old 05-29-2012, 05:54 PM   #9
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Punctuality is actually an issue? Come on.... really?

I find it interesting that "I want to travel/go to college/go somewhere without you" isn't there. Maybe call that "you don't fit into my life goals or schedule."

Also shouldn't there be "your friends are bitches/bastards and I can't stand them"?
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Old 05-29-2012, 06:09 PM   #10
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my #1 = she didnt do ANAL
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Old 05-29-2012, 06:11 PM   #11
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11. My dick is soft 24/7 when you are around
lol , that happens after the baby is born
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Old 05-29-2012, 07:56 PM   #12
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:10 AM   #13
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11. You won't join in with other girls for a 3some.
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Old 05-30-2012, 12:59 AM   #14
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Didn't go A.T.M

Talked entirely too often

Wasn't down for swining
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Old 05-30-2012, 01:12 AM   #15
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Old 05-30-2012, 02:46 AM   #16
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Old 05-30-2012, 06:04 AM   #17
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when you go on a date and see a time clock in their house. You know punctuality is important. lol I actually can see that. Being late shows a lack of respect for other persons time.
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Old 05-30-2012, 06:08 AM   #18
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12. Refuses to deep throat.
13. Refuses to swallow.
14. Refuses to have threesome with her best girlfriend.
This is my favorite addition to the list!
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Old 05-30-2012, 06:43 AM   #19
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12. Refuses to deep throat.
13. Refuses to swallow.
14. Refuses to have threesome with her best girlfriend or (twin) sister.
fixed that
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Old 05-30-2012, 06:50 AM   #20
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11. you notice that she is really more short (and fat) that on the photo
12. trying to play with me

and for her that was probably because:

11. i'm stupid and i like to be it
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Old 05-30-2012, 08:00 AM   #23
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Old 05-30-2012, 09:00 AM   #24
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Old 05-30-2012, 09:06 AM   #25
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Those percentages seem off...
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