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#51 |
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wish I was done soon
Jolly
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Mine is the same. Never noticed, or seen her go for a dump. Only 3 years, but still, not once have I even smelt her after she has shat. I think her turds must smell like roses. ![]() |
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Shit in the toilet not on it!
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Make STACK$
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take a shit..
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#55 |
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My wife will drop a massive stink bomb in the toilet while I'm in the shower and talk to me while she's doing it, vice versa...
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Nothing
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Angry birds
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#58 |
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I roll joints, smoke cigarettes, read books, watch tv, use laptops, and my absolute fucking favorite, talk on the telephone. What was that you said? nothing.
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#59 |
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Location: nethalands
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i dont understand people who sit so long on the toilet. When you gotta take a dump, you take a dump, you wipe, you flush. When exactly do you have so much time that you can do all that other stuff? Or do you guys sit on the toilet and wait until you have to take a dump?
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#60 |
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Oh my oh my.....this is soooo tempting. So much to work with here especially when "shitter speak" is such a popular topic in our workplace.
Kris, now I know the match lighting in terlit #2 isn't you since you're out of the office today. Narrowing down the list of suspects... Yep I'm the Shitter CSI (central shitting intelligence) -L
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Sometimes I'll eat a nice three course meal - like, yesterday I had some bruschetta, an arugula ceasar salad, and a big plate of spaghetti and meatballs while I was taking a dump. Usually works best if you go in, take a giant dump, then have someone serve you your food while your sitting on the toilet. This way by the time you're done eating you can have a quick cup of coffee while your in there and you'll be ready to go again. Kill two birds with one stone.
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