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Sly · 06-14-2012, 08:44 AM

Besides shit.

Read? Think? Play games? Watch TV? Work?

So many options!

CurrentlySober · 06-14-2012, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Besides shit.

This thread could have had SO MUCH POTENTIAL...

L-Pink · 06-14-2012, 08:46 AM

Stink up the house.

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Roald · 06-14-2012, 08:47 AM

Answer lots of emails!

smutnut · 06-14-2012, 08:48 AM

I'm thinking of setting up a cam for people who care to know what other people do on the toilet

geedub · 06-14-2012, 08:49 AM

Smoke pot, used to smoke a cigarette but I quit that

beerptrol · 06-14-2012, 08:50 AM

Play Angry Turds or BattleShits

Choopa Phil · 06-14-2012, 08:53 AM

Usually hit up some games on the good ole' iPhone

BlackCrayon · 06-14-2012, 09:02 AM

use the ipoo app!

scuba steve · 06-14-2012, 09:07 AM

play puzzles on my phone

NaughtyRob · 06-14-2012, 09:07 AM

Play Scramble with Friends or Draw Something.

freecartoonporn · 06-14-2012, 09:14 AM

i read text on my phone.
sometimes count the tiles
and mostly think, the major decisions i take in toilet, no shit.

candyflip · 06-14-2012, 09:17 AM

Watch Vimeo/YouTube videos and read using Google Currents...on a tablet.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-14-2012, 09:23 AM

ADG

Shotsie · 06-14-2012, 09:30 AM

spazlabz · 06-14-2012, 09:32 AM

Read material from BRI

The Truth Hurts · 06-14-2012, 09:46 AM

Plague Inc.

CyberHustler · 06-14-2012, 09:50 AM

If I'm home I get naked and concentrate on the toilet. Just like this:

In public restrooms I'm too busy balancing so my cheeks don't hit the 2 inch thick layer of tissue covering the toilet to do anything else.

DamianJ · 06-14-2012, 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Answer lots of emails!

You now know, every SINGLE email I get from you, I will be wondering if you are shitting.

:O

Theo · 06-14-2012, 09:52 AM

Inc magazine

seeandsee · 06-14-2012, 09:52 AM

Playing Android app games

thegreatestporn · 06-14-2012, 09:58 AM

Surf gfy

ruff · 06-14-2012, 10:00 AM

I shit or get off the pot.

sandman! · 06-14-2012, 10:05 AM

read news sometimes ?

Choopa_Pardo · 06-14-2012, 10:06 AM

read a magazine. Sometimes I'll crack a beer and make an event out of it.

pornmasta · 06-14-2012, 10:12 AM

i count the smithereens

just a punk · 06-14-2012, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Besides shit.

Read? Think? Play games? Watch TV? Work?

So many options!

Reading, thinking, browsing the Internet news sites. Sometimes play games as well.

CPA37710T · 06-14-2012, 10:21 AM

oh cmon am i the only sick person that still jerks off in the bathroom?

i still do it even now that i live on my own, its just tratidion lol

Freaky_Akula · 06-14-2012, 11:02 AM

urinate.

BAKO · 06-14-2012, 11:07 AM

play with my ipad

MrCain · 06-14-2012, 11:16 AM

I wipe my ass.

Sid70 · 06-14-2012, 11:20 AM

Reading mostly.

datingleads · 06-14-2012, 11:23 AM

i spend 15 minutes thinking about when my bowels used to be in good working order and it only took me 15 seconds to do a shit

Quagmire · 06-14-2012, 11:36 AM

mavruda · 06-14-2012, 11:36 AM

The toilet is the place where a person cannot do much but to think, or read.
I read - and I'm not ashamed of taking a big book with me! As for the shy guys who are reading the tags on the washing powder boxes - I pity you!
It needs a balls to take the book and announce that in public - I'm going to the toilet. And I will read THIS book! I WILL stay there until I read at least 100 pages. Slowly.
Where are you rushing to ?! What is so important stuff you need to do outside? Can you read outside without being bugged by : family member, client, dog, crazy neighbor ?
You can FART like a hippo - and you don't need to excuse yourself - you ARE in the right place. The toilet is THE PLACE where you can read all the BORING books you would not read if you're OUTSIDE the toilet. Tell me honestly - would you read "War and Peace" through the weekend ? It's another story though if you have THAT HEAVY weight book there and you have all the time there... When you go outside you feel smart - and you are smart. You can impress the chicks with some fancy sentences or your biz partner.
They all will ask : how do you find time to read all these serious shit?
Well... somehow they are answering themselves.

Be smart. Read. Not the laptop - you will look like a fucking nerd, especially if you see some nasty stains on keyboard.... Take a real BIG book. Something you WON'T READ if you have free time. The time in toilet is probably like time spent in prison. You have nothing better to do but to work over your own personality - making yourself a better man.

As for the women... well - as far as I'm known with the female anatomy they don't fart.
At least that's what they were saying. Their rear end is for anal sex - if you disagree with me - check on the internet! All the women LOVE anal sex, but this is another story.

I'm reading Storm of Swords right now. Read the first two there.

cthulhu_waves · 06-14-2012, 11:38 AM

I use toilet water to bathe.

mavruda · 06-14-2012, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70

Reading mostly.

Smart guy.

candyflip · 06-14-2012, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

use the ipoo app!

I actually have one called Poo Log for tracking bowel movements. My Colo-rectal DR suggested I use it and report back to him.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.poo

kristin · 06-14-2012, 11:47 AM

Check stats, Facebook, email, etc. on the iPad.

lucas131 · 06-14-2012, 11:55 AM

i piss and scat

ruff · 06-14-2012, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mavruda

The toilet is the place where a person cannot do much but to think, or read.
I read - and I'm not ashamed of taking a big book with me! As for the shy guys who are reading the tags on the washing powder boxes - I pity you!
It needs a balls to take the book and announce that in public - I'm going to the toilet. And I will read THIS book! I WILL stay there until I read at least 100 pages. Slowly.
Where are you rushing to ?! What is so important stuff you need to do outside? Can you read outside without being bugged by : family member, client, dog, crazy neighbor ?
You can FART like a hippo - and you don't need to excuse yourself - you ARE in the right place. The toilet is THE PLACE where you can read all the BORING books you would not read if you're OUTSIDE the toilet. Tell me honestly - would you read "War and Peace" through the weekend ? It's another story though if you have THAT HEAVY weight book there and you have all the time there... When you go outside you feel smart - and you are smart. You can impress the chicks with some fancy sentences or your biz partner.
They all will ask : how do you find time to read all these serious shit?
Well... somehow they are answering themselves.

Be smart. Read. Not the laptop - you will look like a fucking nerd, especially if you see some nasty stains on keyboard.... Take a real BIG book. Something you WON'T READ if you have free time. The time in toilet is probably like time spent in prison. You have nothing better to do but to work over your own personality - making yourself a better man.

As for the women... well - as far as I'm known with the female anatomy they don't fart.
At least that's what they were saying. Their rear end is for anal sex - if you disagree with me - check on the internet! All the women LOVE anal sex, but this is another story.

I'm reading Storm of Swords right now. Read the first two there.

Beware of hemorrhoids and maybe cut back a few pages. Too much time on the toilet stresses the vascular structures in the anal canal which helps stool control. (Wiki Hemorrhoid) Learn so your butt don't burn!

Evil Chris · 06-14-2012, 12:45 PM

Twitter on the shitter!

mavruda · 06-14-2012, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff

Beware of hemorrhoids and maybe cut back a few pages. Too much time on the toilet stresses the vascular structures in the anal canal which helps stool control. (Wiki Hemorrhoid) Learn so your butt don't burn!

Damn....

webgurl · 06-14-2012, 01:14 PM

get the toilet paper ready to wipe....

pornguy · 06-14-2012, 01:30 PM

Read. Mostly read.

anexsia · 06-14-2012, 02:35 PM

A man's favorite time is spent sitting on the toilet.

MPGdevil · 06-14-2012, 03:24 PM

Trying to come up with birth names for each dumped log.

kristin · 06-14-2012, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia

A man's favorite time is spent sitting on the toilet.

We got into a discussion during one of our ET meetings on men v. women shitting. Men will get a feeling 20-25 minutes before they actually have to shit, which alerts them that they now have to sit on the toilet and do something while it builds. Whereas women wait til it's ready and just poop.

LeRoy · 06-14-2012, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

We got into a discussion during one of our ET meetings on men v. women shitting. Men will get a feeling 20-25 minutes before they actually have to shit, which alerts them that they now have to sit on the toilet and do something while it builds. Whereas women wait til it's ready and just poop.

This is so true it's funny..

My wife is a ninja when it comes to poo. I've never seen her do it and we've been married almost 14 years lol

ShoeBox · 06-14-2012, 03:46 PM

i scream in pain

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