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Paul Markham · 06-21-2012, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SZNY

Damn what is this toilet thing, some new kind of niche?

Not a new niche. Just a good indication of the people who make up this board.

The majority work from home, small 1-3 man bands. You have a staff, location that needs furnishing and paying for. If your girls are on wage it's another cost. Your business needs to make a certain turn over every month to pay these costs. Something few here have any experience of. Affiliates sucking off the tits of sponsors, some sponsors who after the site and content are bought, what comes in is split into affiliates money, overheads and the profit. Their "office" is part of their home. Like mine is today in retirement.

Businesses of the level Manwin claim are in a different world. As someone who has lived and sold in this world, when the managing partner tells me it's something he's not bothered with, it makes me think he's lying. Yes extreme statement, but a managing partner does not consider his staff, locations and the work they do something he's not bothered with.

Today if Fabian in the Managing Partner and a million dollar a month expense is his concern. And running this number of staff is that level. He should of left programing way behind to run the company. Which is the people inside it. Programmers are ten a penny, CEO's are not.

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Originally Posted by Niktamer

They been my corporate model since their first office.. They proven me that the work space and staff management of an adult business can be as serious as any other type of business.

This is what opened my eye on the possibility of expansion for my embryonic company..and the motivation to open a first office.

The post of a businessman and not a one man band.

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Many are keyboard warrior, looking like huge player.

Many try they should try harder. They are scared that there is no light for them at the end of the tunnel.

And then SZNY are the people trying to entice the small fry to driving some traffic and looking like they're a "bro" by jumping on the band wagon.

Terrorist got it right. Fabian's post is authenticity he's involved at the highest level on MW.

Paul Markham · 06-21-2012, 11:31 PM

This thread is a good indication of the size of most of the businesses in online porn.

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1028025

Simon was ill and no one was paying the bills, he's now seemed to have gone.

Our business had two people running it and yes we fucked up when Eva had her accident and I found out I couldn't pay the staff or bills. I fixed the problem and took over the reigns. How many here have staff, locations and two people at the top?

And to how many is the office the spare bedroom? Now idiots can side track it with how many bedrooms to avoid concentrating on they don't even have one.

Robbie · 06-21-2012, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by signupdamnit

http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/cyber/bjor...el-sundin/view
http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/cyber/shai...r-p.-jain/view

Yeah, some folks are going to look back at the comments they made praising thieves and be embarrassed when everything finally shakes out in the end.

Radical Bucks · 06-22-2012, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Yeah, some folks are going to look back at the comments they made praising thieves and be embarrassed when everything finally shakes out in the end.

I agree with you 100%.

There are so many sell outs in this biz, bottom dwelling scum who would sell out their own mothers to make a buck.

Paul Markham · 06-22-2012, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Radical Bucks

I agree with you 100%.

There are so many sell outs in this biz, bottom dwelling scum who would sell out their own mothers to make a buck.

Very few in this business could of survived any other way. As I pointed out, those homing in on my office comments didn't realise the importance of them. They work from home, check to check and when one goes missing they squeal like stuck pigs.

For most it's nice to have a bogey man at the top to blame. Or someone above them to poke fun at. Me, I'm off to have a cup of tea after dog walking, then into the garden. tough life being retired.

Roald · 06-22-2012, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

I'm curious now, how many toilets is FreeOnes working with??

lol well lets see,

Building 1 we have 4 floors, 2 male and 2 female bathrooms on each floor.
Building 2 we have 2 floors, 1 male and 1 female bathrooms on each floor.

Shit I hope we qualify.....

The Ghost · 06-22-2012, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Just for the record...I work out of an office at my home.

The office is a Casita in the backyard. Full bath, kitchen, etc. Like a small house.

But since it is in my backyard I am going to claim all the bathrooms in my house. So I have 6 bathrooms for my business. lol

I'll use one each day of the week. heh-heh

And I didn't have to steal anybodies else's content to do it.

That's a nice setup.

Out of curiosity I'm interested in what those 700 employees are doing.

MaDalton · 06-22-2012, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

lol well lets see,

Building 1 we have 4 floors, 2 male and 2 female bathrooms on each floor.
Building 2 we have 2 floors, 1 male and 1 female bathrooms on each floor.

Shit I hope we qualify.....

cant be... traffic is so easy to get, what would you need all those people for that you need two buildings and that many toilets???

Roald · 06-22-2012, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

cant be... traffic is so easy to get, what would you need all those people for that you need two buildings and that many toilets???

hey im just toilet bragging here ;)

Niktamer · 06-22-2012, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

hey im just toilet bragging here ;)

You did it very well..

I'm totally Owned !

We need a new Award for this in Amsterdam this year..
so we both have one

Roald · 06-22-2012, 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Niktamer

You did it very well..

I'm totally Owned !

We need a new Award for this in Amsterdam this year..
so we both have one

Come over to our office and lets do a bbq the day before the amsterdam show

Niktamer · 06-22-2012, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Come over to our office and lets do a bbq the day before the amsterdam show

Done Deal !

Paul Markham · 06-22-2012, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by The Ghost

Out of curiosity I'm interested in what those 700 employees are doing.

Driving traffic, maybe adult isn't a large part of the business, what ever they're doing we won't get told for sure.

Still while the little trolls go on and on about toilets, because they don't want to see the truth, we have to wonder why a boss of an organisation this large wasn't bothered with his prime resource. CEOs, managing partners, etc. know this stuff. These are the people I was selling to, not the office manager or some delegate. The boss has hold of the purse strings.

700 people a month, shop assistants wage or office staff, or programmers, or donkeys submitting links, etc. Wages, rent, building services, taxes, HR management this is top level stuff and something Fabian will know about. He's not buried in some program script, doing what any programmer on $50k a year can do?

JOKER · 06-22-2012, 05:56 PM

http://www.xbiz.com/news/news_piece....i=all&q=manwin

Has operation cleanup commenced? You tell me.

Tijuana_Tom · 06-22-2012, 10:40 PM

Yes he is - He edited his most recent article.

I guess his mouth isn't as big as his ... well you know..

CurrentlySober · 06-23-2012, 03:32 AM

i cant afford a toilet...

so I just shit in my clothes and then play with it...

Tasty1 · 06-28-2012, 03:29 AM

I had 2 toilets for my own in Brazil. Now i have to share 1 toilet with 3 persons.
My business is going bad, i need more toilets! Does a Dixie count as full toilet?

Are people already dumping PornHub, YouPorn domains?
http://www.xbiz.com/news/news_piece....i=all&q=manwin

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-28-2012, 03:43 AM

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How to Poop at Work

We've all been there but don't like to admit it.

We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.

ESCAPEE
Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.

JAILBREAK (Used in conjunction with ESCAPEE)
Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.

COURTESY FLUSH
Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

WALK OF SHAME
Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
Definition: A colleague who poops at work and damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.

THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (PFN)
Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.

SAFE HAVENS
Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.

TURD BURGLAR
Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

CAMO-COUGH
Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.

ASTAIRE
Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

WATERMELON
Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET
Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED
Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.

FLY BY
Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

ADG

TurboAngel · 06-28-2012, 05:27 AM

Christ you all sound like bitch women. LOL

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