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My Sig was too Big! :(
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What would you do if this happened to you? (details)
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Pretty much watever the person facing me told me to do...
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I need a beer
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Give the man my money
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working on my tan
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Promise to never go thru Choker's garbage again.
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Buk Lau
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''If you are stupid enough to point that gun at me, you better be brave enough and shoot''
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Barterer
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Why i'd rapidly take over "their" brain.
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Make friends.
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You think you're cool and hip and all edgy and shit, right? Its a photo of a model with a gun. Yawn.
I would do this: I'd have have the gun wielder (who has been hired as a model and is on the clock), get on her knees and shove that cold barrel up your clever ass. Then she'd masturbate while you bend over and enjoy the cold steel that she repeatedly drives deeper and deeper up your rectum. Then I'd take pics as she pulled the trigger with a big shit-eating grin on her face while you cry like a baby. That pic is less threatening than an egg salad sandwich. At least with an Egg Salad sandwich there is a chance of falling ill. Its some fucking model with a gun that she doesn't even own. WTF are you thinking? |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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That depends...is the hammer already cocked?
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I'd stick my finger in the barrel, like Bugs Bunny did to Yosimite Sam. In the unlikely event the person aiming it at me was DUMB enough to pull the trigger the gun would blow up in his face, making it all black and stuff.
It'd be funny.
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Show Yer Tits!
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Likes Pie
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So Fucking Banned
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if it was this guy i'd
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Agreed on that !
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So Fucking Banned
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Hit the deck and hope it was a 60 caliber pistol?
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So Fucking Banned
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Throw bricks?
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ditto..........
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Work Work Work
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