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Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-15-2012, 09:02 PM

This had better be real.

96ukssob · 10-15-2012, 09:09 PM

HA HA silly fools. Illuminati is actually a front for the Chinese Master Minds that control the UNIVERSE! They planted bugs on Mars so that the US will spend billions on a fake mission to explore the planet while in realty, the money goes right back to China and they open up buffets here in the states.

how do you think 20-50 employees can survive off making a self-indulging buffet for $7.95 that always comes with free hot tea but they charge for cold?!?

Educate yourself fools!

buzzard · 10-15-2012, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

HA HA silly fools. Illuminati is actually a front for the Chinese Master Minds that control the UNIVERSE! They planted bugs on Mars so that the US will spend billions on a fake mission to explore the planet while in realty, the money goes right back to China and they open up buffets here in the states.

how do you think 20-50 employees can survive off making a self-indulging buffet for $7.95 that always comes with free hot tea but they charge for cold?!?

Educate yourself fools!

Sounds like you are illuminated, think I'll go with You..!

amateurcanada · 10-15-2012, 09:17 PM

I'll join, the limitation of population and cleansing isn't something I want to be on the tail-end of ;) I agree - precious resources will be wasted.

buzzard · 10-15-2012, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by amateurcanada

I'll join, the limitation of population and cleansing isn't something I want to be on the tail-end of ;) I agree - precious resources will be wasted.

Waste not, want not.
They don't like waste (like us) but have to deal with it

Makaveli · 10-15-2012, 10:29 PM

Very clever spoof, but not far off from the truth..

buzzard · 10-15-2012, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Makaveli

Very clever spoof, but not far off from the truth..

How much far off spoofed is it?

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-15-2012, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by buzzard

How much far off spoofed is it?

It's no eyes wide shut.

buzzard · 10-15-2012, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Monotony

It's no eyes wide shut.

Sounds like a movie... truth is stranger than fiction..!

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-15-2012, 11:05 PM

It's a decent replica.

Phoenix69 · 10-16-2012, 01:50 AM

A brilliant forgery.

RyuLion · 10-16-2012, 03:50 AM

WTF is the Illuminati? Damn, the lame shit I find out about on GFY...lol

seeandsee · 10-16-2012, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by buzzard

I am now Illuminati yay!!!!!

buzzard · 10-16-2012, 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

I just got off the phone with Mike South, it turns out his leads, who have been right about things like this before, have confirmed 78.3% that Fabian paid for this video to be produced by a shell company in Seychelles.

There is a further 62.9% confirmation that the video is broadcast once a month on the illuminati channel which is secretly owned by a the puppet master. There is only 17% confirmation on this; This 17% is made up of 6% confirmation the channel exists, 7% confirmation that the channel is secretly owned by a person and only 3% that the puppet master is not just a puppet 6% + 7% + 3% = 17%, there is only 24% confirmation that this all adds up.

I knew it, Fabian on the downlow..! but what about the other 21.7%?

NewNick · 10-16-2012, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by pornopete

I just got off the phone with Mike South, it turns out his leads, who have been right about things like this before, have confirmed 78.3% that Fabian paid for this video to be produced by a shell company in Seychelles.

There is a further 62.9% confirmation that the video is broadcast once a month on the illuminati channel which is secretly owned by a the puppet master. There is only 17% confirmation on this; This 17% is made up of 6% confirmation the channel exists, 7% confirmation that the channel is secretly owned by a person and only 3% that the puppet master is not just a puppet 6% + 7% + 3% = 17%, there is only 24% confirmation that this all adds up.

What does Johnnyboi say ?

Grapesoda · 10-16-2012, 05:49 AM

great stuff!!!!

PR_Glen · 10-16-2012, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by buzzard

Sounds like a movie... truth is stranger than fiction..!

but what if the truth is boring as shit? what would you do with yourself then? Make things up? Yes, yes you would and you wouldn't be the only one..

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Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE Barterer Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,864	This had better be real.

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Makaveli Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,027	Very clever spoof, but not far off from the truth..

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Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE Barterer Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,864	It's a decent replica.

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Phoenix69 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Earth. Posts: 395	A brilliant forgery.

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Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	great stuff!!!!