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Legendary Samir - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-09-2013, 10:44 PM

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Fat Panda · 01-09-2013, 10:59 PM

i have small guns and a small penis....guess im an outlier

Markul · 01-09-2013, 11:29 PM

What if you have no guns?

buzzard · 01-09-2013, 11:30 PM

Lots of guns and lots of places to put em ;)

AllAboutCams · 01-09-2013, 11:34 PM

My dick is so big it looks like a rifle

Scott McD · 01-09-2013, 11:44 PM

What about small penis but big balls ??

Nasty · 01-09-2013, 11:52 PM

L-Pink · 01-09-2013, 11:52 PM

I have a bazooka in my pants.

notime · 01-10-2013, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Legendary Samir

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Shit, how does that guy aim the beam and keep his balls dry when pissing?

Black All Through · 01-10-2013, 04:26 AM

What if you have lots of small guns?

privatesociety · 01-10-2013, 04:38 AM

What the....

facialfreak · 01-10-2013, 05:22 AM

I do not own a gun. I carry my penis in a wheelbarrow.

pimpmaster9000 · 01-10-2013, 05:32 AM

lots of guns= scared society

notinmybackyard · 01-10-2013, 06:45 AM

I have more than 40 years of experience as a pornographer. I have seen a lot of human sexuality.

I would not say that big guns is necessarily a small penis. But selon my experiences and observations it does tend to more often than not point towards sexual inadequacies and / Or latent homosexual tendancies. In all the countless scenes I have filmed, I can count on 1 hand the number of "good" scenes a self professed gun fanatic redneck has given me. I have tried shooting videos involving guns over the years. There is about as much heat in them as a dead fish and even less errection

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The dirty fucking hippie. You clean them up, they tend to fuck like a dog all day long.

PR_Phil · 01-10-2013, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by notime

Shit, how does that guy aim the beam and keep his balls dry when pissing?

there appears to be piss dripping down the center of his balls, that should answer your question.

mikesinner · 01-10-2013, 07:55 AM

I believe this was the gun I had when I owned a video game store in a very bad neighborhood. It was big enough for me, besides I could always pull out my dick and beat the guy to death with it.

xNetworx · 01-10-2013, 11:13 AM

If I had micro penis I would buy a big gun... to blow my head off

Double trouble · 01-10-2013, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Markul

What if you have no guns?

= pussy

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dgraves · 01-10-2013, 01:30 PM

My cock is a weapon of mass destruction!

Spunky · 01-10-2013, 01:36 PM

If I had a small penis,I would use my big gun to shoot myself

edgeprod · 01-10-2013, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CamBoss

If I had micro penis I would buy a big gun... to blow my head off

So, what you're saying is, you need help finding a gun dealer? Just use Google.

acctman · 01-10-2013, 05:51 PM

i'd shoot myself if I had no dick at all :/

epitome · 01-10-2013, 05:58 PM

Many people with varying penis sizes own guns of various sizes.

My friend has a big dick and drives a Hummer.

adultchatpay · 01-10-2013, 09:51 PM

I have a small gun and one big gun.

2013 · 01-11-2013, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by CamBoss

If I had micro penis I would buy a big gun... to blow my head off

why don't you just blow it off because your an idiot

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