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			 So Fucking Intelligent 
			
		
			
			
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	Went to the liquor store for 4 cases of Heineken, Bud and some bottled wine for the women. Getting stocked up for Super Bowl Sunday. Stacked all the product on the counter and handed the girl my Visa. She slides it across the stores CC machine.. I was getting a bottle of Kettle and Grey Goose ready to be packaged in the box when I caught the Purto Rican double swiping my card. The taco bitch pulled some device out of her pocket and re-swiped my card. I was like whats up with that! Now all of a sudden the bitch doesn't speak english when 5 minutes prior she was speaking better english than me. She was like 4'11" bout 190lbs and can imagine that pussy smelling like stale cod! /Vent !!!  | 
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		 How much was she charging you for the stale cod? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 It's all goooood. 
			
		
			
			
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		 You got GOT! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 So Fucking Intelligent 
			
		
			
			
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		 I dunno, ask daddy! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Sure he's the expert on dirty smelling pussy! As I busted her? Called the cops Cancelled the card and I was GOT? You make a lot of sense troll  | 
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			 I need a beer  
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Ballers use cash only 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 So Fucking Intelligent 
			
		
			
			
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		 In this fucking neighborhood where Blue, Red and Yellow reign supreme? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	You do your shopping and roll the fuck on out before it gets heavy. Not with-standing attempting being ripped off by a clerk! Dig it, purto ricans are not welcome up in this bitch once the sun sets! Did what I had to do! Im out!  | 
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			 So Fucking Lame 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Thank you for a description of the suspect. I will keep an eye out for her. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 So Fucking What 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 lol damn, was it something that just stored your cards info or were they charging more stuff? She should leave it on the floor and just drop the card and bend over and swipe it. Sounds like that was to much work for her though lol 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Don't worry, you did good, the banksters don't want you using cash.  Small part of why the borders are wide open. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			 I am an Alien from space 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 What did the cops do? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 The cops came and you still needed to cancel that card? That's odd. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 Edit: I am the expert on dirty smelly pussy. Mmm Mmmmmm finger lickin' good!  | 
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		 He's a pussy. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Weak move by the girl, everyone knows to just wire the cardreader into the main machine. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i cunt a4d a credit card 3 B skanned...  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		![]() Translation: I was at the local shop of spirits, picking up a fine bottle of Chianti and Chablis, when I witnessed the lady of Latin American roots swipe my card twice. Not once, not thrice, but twice. She pulled a fancy device from her pocket and was attempting to steal my hard earned money. She was not tall in stature but quite wide around the mid section. I wanted to post this on GFY post haste, therefore I left the establishment without contacting the local authorities and now my credit card is being passed around like a 90lb Filipino boy in a bar full of homosexual deviants. 
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		 tell what happened after the cops arrived 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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 I got my card back but she still swiped it through another info catching device prior to handing it back to me! The cops questioned me outside while the other questioned her inside. Obviously this fucking chick denied everything. When the cop wanted to see what was in her pockets, there wasn't any device. (No fucking shit, she ditched it knowing the cops were coming) Best advice the cop said was to cancel the card. What the fuck are you rambling on about? I'll bet you have organized gangs with-in a 10 mile radius of your house right now ya dumb ass. Let me guess, sig view, because you sure as fuck are not making any sense with that weak ass comment of yours.  | 
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