What is the best video enhancement software that's not $10,000?? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrMaxwell · 03-21-2013, 01:59 PM

I really need to get this done before my trial comes up because the video is favorable evidence for me.. the best software for the job costs ten fucking grand for chrissakes .... does anyone know of anything that is pretty good and cheap?

Thanks

shake · 03-21-2013, 02:02 PM

waiting for L-Pink one-liner....

bigluv · 03-21-2013, 02:06 PM

You realize on TV when they say 'zoom and enhance' it doesn't actually work that way right.

What kind of 'enhancing' do you want to do?

And why the fuck would anyone here want to help you get out of a legitimate DUI charge?

MrMaxwell · 03-21-2013, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by shake

waiting for L-Pink one-liner....

Great, that was productive, go watch this video about hard times and calm down

While I'm trying to do my own research and video enhancement and everything else, stop worrying about a one liner would ya - I am here for the expert opinion of all of these morons

Besides. It's hard to go to court when you white and poor, if you thought being black was difficult just try being white and poor sometime. I may as well have aids and a hump in my back and be accused of butchering nuns.

Judge: I see that you're white, which high profile lawyer will be strutting in here to have your case dismissed today?

Me: I cannot afford a proper defense or any expert witnesses.

Judge: Good lord, you sure are fucked, here's a free lawyer who seems to care about defending you but has no access to anything and very little experience in a case of this type

Me: Thank you, your honor

Mike Honcho · 03-21-2013, 02:09 PM

www.thepiratebay.se

Absolutely free!

MrMaxwell · 03-21-2013, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigluv

You realize on TV when they say 'zoom and enhance' it doesn't actually work that way right.

What kind of 'enhancing' do you want to do?

And why the fuck would anyone here want to help you get out of a legitimate DUI charge?

It's not legitimate you dumb cocksucker. Well, I believe that it may not be.

The one they use on me is well known to set off on BREAD and is notorious for reading mouth alcohol. It also whacks out if your partition ration is not "average". It also whacks out of you have acid reflux. And for 1000 other reasons. I PASSED the field sobriety test and my driving was EXCELLENT. Dumbfuck. Do you have any idea of how these things supposedly work? The calibration procedure for this thing is RIDICULOUS and the one they used on me was one THOUSANDTH from being outside of spec. There are a number of reasons it could have gone off.

Anyone who knows me knows that I abhor the idea of driving drunk- I have put complete strangers in cabs before to keep THEM from driving and I've walked MILES back home when I got drunk in order to avoid it, myself.

Supz · 03-21-2013, 02:14 PM

Why buy the software and not just hire someone to do the work who already has the software.

MrMaxwell · 03-21-2013, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz

Why buy the software and not just hire someone to do the work who already has the software.

I tried, but they want $500-$1000 up front

Helix · 03-21-2013, 02:25 PM

Vegas Movie Studio Platinum

2MuchMark · 03-21-2013, 02:43 PM

I'm no judge but wouldn't "enhanced" video be considered tampered evidence?

Anyway, if you're going to lose points and / or your license and / or some other fine, it is worth the $500 to $1000 to get whoever to do whatever video work you need done if you think it will help you in your case. Losing your license can be very expensive.

Once time I was caught speeding (80 in a 40 zone) back when I was 20 or 21. I had already lost points and had I been nailed on this one I would have lost my license. So what I did was wait until the trial was about to start. I then went to the other side and offered to please guilty at 60 instead of 80, or bring up questions about when the radar detector had been tuned and if the cop was trained to use it, etc. It worked. I still lost points and still had to pay a fine but at least I kept my license.

SilentKnight · 03-21-2013, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

I'm no judge but wouldn't "enhanced" video be considered tampered evidence?

I was thinking the same thing. What sort of "enhancing" are you doing?

We submit photographic evidence in provincial court on a constant basis - and often the judge asks "were these photos taken at the time of the infraction and have they been altered or manipulated in any way?"

Markonline · 03-21-2013, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

It's not legitimate you dumb cocksucker. Well, I believe that it may not be.

The one they use on me is well known to set off on BREAD and is notorious for reading mouth alcohol. It also whacks out if your partition ration is not "average". It also whacks out of you have acid reflux. And for 1000 other reasons. I PASSED the field sobriety test and my driving was EXCELLENT. Dumbfuck. Do you have any idea of how these things supposedly work? The calibration procedure for this thing is RIDICULOUS and the one they used on me was one THOUSANDTH from being outside of spec. There are a number of reasons it could have gone off.

Fine :

1] Get an expert witness to put the machines known shortcomings forward on your behalf.
2] Get him to ask to see the maintenance and calibration records of the machine before and since your offence.
3] Then, when and if they baulk; start negotiating a lesser charge.

L-Pink · 03-21-2013, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by shake

waiting for L-Pink one-liner....

I honestly didn't know where to start, I had visions of fish swimming around in a wooden cylinder, me standing there with a shotgun and just let it go.

.

bigluv · 03-21-2013, 04:31 PM

If I was a judge and you brought that stupid video in as evidence (I hope for your sake thats not your secret weapon) I would slap you with contempt for just being so fucking dumb.

That video doesn't help your case. Did you see how hard that guy had to try to get it to give a bad reading? I'm guessing that they took you to the station, ensuring that for at least the time you were accompanied you were not actively chewing on wonderbread, or imbibing alcohol or anything else just before you blew.

I'll grant you that those machines are attackable. But you're going to need something more than an unauthenticatable video from youtube since you can't testify or even know for sure if that video is genuine or not. Please tell me that its actually like a cop dash cam or something else you're talking about using?

I would start with getting an affidavit from the server and/or some other people that were there but not with you as to how much you had to drink. Some kind of receipt would be helpful too. I'm guessing you were paying cash that night instead of using mom's visa though right?

tony286 · 03-21-2013, 04:32 PM

http://www.vreveal.com/

here you go

tony286 · 03-21-2013, 04:33 PM

sorry it double posted

MrMaxwell · 03-21-2013, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **********

I'm no judge but wouldn't "enhanced" video be considered tampered evidence?

Anyway, if you're going to lose points and / or your license and / or some other fine, it is worth the $500 to $1000 to get whoever to do whatever video work you need done if you think it will help you in your case. Losing your license can be very expensive.

Once time I was caught speeding (80 in a 40 zone) back when I was 20 or 21. I had already lost points and had I been nailed on this one I would have lost my license. So what I did was wait until the trial was about to start. I then went to the other side and offered to please guilty at 60 instead of 80, or bring up questions about when the radar detector had been tuned and if the cop was trained to use it, etc. It worked. I still lost points and still had to pay a fine but at least I kept my license.

You're right
They fuck you out of your license with no trial or hearing or anything where this happened
I'm absolutely fucked even if I win the criminal case

MrMaxwell · 03-21-2013, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by tony286

http://www.vreveal.com/

here you go

They make the software I was talking about.. http://www.motiondsp.com/products/ikena-isr
It's pretty damned amazing shit

MrMaxwell · 03-21-2013, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by bigluv

If I was a judge and you brought that stupid video in as evidence (I hope for your sake thats not your secret weapon) I would slap you with contempt for just being so fucking dumb.

That video doesn't help your case. Did you see how hard that guy had to try to get it to give a bad reading? I'm guessing that they took you to the station, ensuring that for at least the time you were accompanied you were not actively chewing on wonderbread, or imbibing alcohol or anything else just before you blew.

I'll grant you that those machines are attackable. But you're going to need something more than an unauthenticatable video from youtube since you can't testify or even know for sure if that video is genuine or not. Please tell me that its actually like a cop dash cam or something else you're talking about using?

I would start with getting an affidavit from the server and/or some other people that were there but not with you as to how much you had to drink. Some kind of receipt would be helpful too. I'm guessing you were paying cash that night instead of using mom's visa though right?

Where this happened they have to prove impairment and give a reason for accosting me with a forced test. I passed the FST and that is an important part of my defense. I'm told than an enhanced video will be allowed.

What the fuck is a receipt going to prove, stupid? Why do you hate me so much? Anyway- yes- it is dash cam footage.

No, it is not my "ace in the hole" but enhanced video can be useful(even if it turns out not to be allowed)- especially enhanced audio

MrMaxwell · 03-21-2013, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Markonline

Fine :

1] Get an expert witness to put the machines known shortcomings forward on your behalf.
2] Get him to ask to see the maintenance and calibration records of the machine before and since your offence.
3] Then, when and if they baulk; start negotiating a lesser charge.

There is no lesser charge there in that fucking state of garbage- no hardship license, no wet reckless (thanks L-Pink/Baddog whoever it was who mentioned that awhile back) or anything

If you mean something like straight reckless driving or something- they won't do that either

"Get expert witness" is a nice thought but they're not free... I've been talking to colleges in the area and dentists to see if I can find an expert witness but it ain't gonna be easy

I have a copy of the records for the machine - it is just barely within spec. Barely. ASSUMING the calibration procedure was followed properly.

Also- before I took the test, the officer guaranteed me that the machine accuracy is SPOT ON
Well
That is absolutely 100% false information

MrMaxwell · 03-21-2013, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I honestly didn't know where to start, I had visions of fish swimming around in a wooden cylinder, me standing there with a shotgun and just let it go.

.

You can do better than that. I know you can. Son, I am disappoint.

shimmy2 · 03-21-2013, 06:05 PM

get a lic in another state before paying your fine or going to trial

Bman · 03-21-2013, 06:09 PM

ask them to provide one of the devices.
dont drink or eat anything for an hour and blow.
then drink orange juice, coffee whatever and it will blow over.

breathalyzers dont work.
worked with a guy who had one connected to his car (dui) we would go for coffee and he would blow over. lol

MrMaxwell · 03-21-2013, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

get a lic in another state before paying your fine or going to trial

It's too late man they fuck you out of the license right away before a trial or pretrial is even set. All 50 states won't give you a license if one state fucks you. Welcome to amerika

MrMaxwell · 03-21-2013, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bman

ask them to provide one of the devices.
dont drink or eat anything for an hour and blow.
then drink orange juice, coffee whatever and it will blow over.

breathalyzers dont work.
worked with a guy who had one connected to his car (dui) we would go for coffee and he would blow over. lol

They won't- just like the manufacturer won't tell states how it works or give them the source code. The manufacturer has been sued by three states over that and a couple more over secret modifications and improper repair procedures

My life is pretty much fucking destroyed based on what amounts to a god damned slot machine

Freedom, it rings but beeps can end it

adulttraffic · 03-21-2013, 07:49 PM

Unless you had a professional take this video you want to enhance (and he will go to court with you) then its just hearsay.

Harmon · 03-21-2013, 08:50 PM

Maybe if you weren't such a pathetic drunk in the first place, your sorry ass wouldn't need software to "enhance" your fucking case. Lush.

Harmon · 03-22-2013, 10:49 PM

Drunken bum

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	What is the best video enhancement software that's not $10,000?? I really need to get this done before my trial comes up because the video is favorable evidence for me.. the best software for the job costs ten fucking grand for chrissakes .... does anyone know of anything that is pretty good and cheap? Thanks

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2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 49,139	I'm no judge but wouldn't "enhanced" video be considered tampered evidence? Anyway, if you're going to lose points and / or your license and / or some other fine, it is worth the $500 to $1000 to get whoever to do whatever video work you need done if you think it will help you in your case. Losing your license can be very expensive. Once time I was caught speeding (80 in a 40 zone) back when I was 20 or 21. I had already lost points and had I been nailed on this one I would have lost my license. So what I did was wait until the trial was about to start. I then went to the other side and offered to please guilty at 60 instead of 80, or bring up questions about when the radar detector had been tuned and if the cop was trained to use it, etc. It worked. I still lost points and still had to pay a fine but at least I kept my license. __________________ Custom Coding \| Videochat Solutions \| Age Verification \| IT Help & Support www.2Much.net Last edited by 2MuchMark; 03-21-2013 at 02:48 PM..

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bigluv Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 850	You realize on TV when they say 'zoom and enhance' it doesn't actually work that way right. What kind of 'enhancing' do you want to do? And why the fuck would anyone here want to help you get out of a legitimate DUI charge?

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bigluv Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 850	If I was a judge and you brought that stupid video in as evidence (I hope for your sake thats not your secret weapon) I would slap you with contempt for just being so fucking dumb. That video doesn't help your case. Did you see how hard that guy had to try to get it to give a bad reading? I'm guessing that they took you to the station, ensuring that for at least the time you were accompanied you were not actively chewing on wonderbread, or imbibing alcohol or anything else just before you blew. I'll grant you that those machines are attackable. But you're going to need something more than an unauthenticatable video from youtube since you can't testify or even know for sure if that video is genuine or not. Please tell me that its actually like a cop dash cam or something else you're talking about using? I would start with getting an affidavit from the server and/or some other people that were there but not with you as to how much you had to drink. Some kind of receipt would be helpful too. I'm guessing you were paying cash that night instead of using mom's visa though right? Last edited by bigluv; 03-21-2013 at 04:34 PM..

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