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|  05-23-2013, 10:23 PM | #1 | 
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				I can only drive a vehicle I don't own and it has to be my employer
			 So apparently I can drive, but only with an interlock device. . OR I can drive an employers vehicle for normal business activities. I can own no part of the business OR the vehicle. (I'm not going to get the interlock, period) SO I am self employed And I have business activities The problem is, if I am self employed, I own that and the vehicle So now what Any bright ideas anyone? | 
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|  05-23-2013, 10:25 PM | #2 | 
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|  05-23-2013, 10:38 PM | #3 | 
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				 | Why wouldn't you get the interlock? Do you plan on drinking and driving again? Also, you cannot own any part of the company or the vehicle. It's to prevent people from doing exactly what you're trying to do. Why would you think there is a way around that? Also, what do you do for a living that requires you to drive? | 
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|  05-23-2013, 10:38 PM | #4 | 
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|  05-23-2013, 10:44 PM | #5 | 
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|  05-23-2013, 10:57 PM | #6 | 
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				 | I doubt there is a legal way around it - You could use a friends company for example, but you would not be doing business for them in the vehicle... Do what I did when I got my DUI - Sell the car and never drive again..... | 
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|  05-23-2013, 10:57 PM | #7 | |
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|  05-23-2013, 11:12 PM | #8 | 
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				 | Technically traveling in your own personal conveyence isn't driving. In fact it is your right. Since you can "drive" another company's vehicle should be proof enough of this. But hey why not be Mexican? You seem to be well versed with the courts so challenge them rather than bend over. Hiring a practicing lawyer to defend you lawfully within a legal system isn't the way to go as you've found. 
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|  05-23-2013, 11:40 PM | #9 | 
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				I can only drive a vehicle I don't own and it has to be my employer
			 How can a vehicle employ you? I doubt you'd ever get paid   | 
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|  05-24-2013, 03:33 AM | #10 | 
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				 | Probably doesnt want to pay the monthly fee. I dont know what it is now, but it used to be something like 150 a month. I think id be more worried about what my insurance premiums were going to go up to. 
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|  05-24-2013, 03:36 AM | #11 | 
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|  05-24-2013, 03:44 AM | #12 | 
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				 | A better question is what insurance company will take a chance with you. Most insurance policies require a background check for any employee driving a company car.  Next question, what kind of company provides cars to their entry level employees? Sounds like you are fucked. Also "normal business activities" doesn't include any driving outside business hours. So what's the point? | 
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|  05-24-2013, 04:33 AM | #13 | 
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				 | A device that installs to your ignition. Before your car will start you have to blow in a breathalyzer. Any alcohol on your breath and it wont start. Also randomly makes you blow while you are driving so you can't just have someone blow in it to start it for you. On the old models people used to just hook air compressors into them, but the new ones make you hum while you blow so they know you are actually breathing into it. Lol | 
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|  05-24-2013, 04:58 AM | #14 | 
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|  05-24-2013, 05:04 AM | #15 | 
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				 | are you sure about that? here in canada you can't drive any cars without an interlock, it doesn't matter who they belong to. you also *have* to have a period where you own a car with an interlock if you ever want to get your license back. 
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|  05-24-2013, 05:45 AM | #16 | |
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 The simple rule is that, 1. "You can work a job". 2. The job requires driving the company van, then fine to do so during work duties. 3. No fake jobs It's number 3 that's fucking him up.  | |
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|  05-24-2013, 06:17 AM | #17 | 
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				 | I'm not sure where you live but I'd counsel you to have a GF drive you, or a friend.  If you have any mistakes while driving under this "plan" of yours, you will likely receive jail time. | 
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|  05-24-2013, 06:21 AM | #18 | 
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				 | can't anyone here help him drink and drive?? 
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|  05-24-2013, 06:22 AM | #19 | 
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				 | Maybe they have changed it again recently, but it used to be for a first offence you could opt out of the year with the interlock if you wanted. So you basically wouldnt be able to drive at all for 2 years. Rules always seem to keep getting tougher so maybe that is not the case anymore. 
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|  05-24-2013, 06:41 AM | #20 | 
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|  05-24-2013, 06:50 AM | #21 | 
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				 | I know a guy in Kansas who went the year or whatever it was without driving. Had his girlfriend(my daughter) take him everywhere. At the end of the year, he went to get his DL reinstated, and the state asked for proof of his interlock. He told them he had not driven in the last year. They told he before he could be reinstated, he had to have an interlock for 12 months. His parents paid for a lawyer to try and fight it, but they ended up having to get the interlock and paying the fee for another year. | 
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|  05-24-2013, 06:50 AM | #22 | 
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				 | Stop posting here and focus on straightening out your life instead of feeling sorry for yourself. You only get out of life what you put in,clearly based on the judgement against you by the court you put too much alcohol in too often.  Now there's a bright idea for you. STOP DRINKING !!  Sincerely, Captain Obvious. | 
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|  05-24-2013, 06:51 AM | #23 | 
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|  05-24-2013, 06:59 AM | #24 | 
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				 | dude you are a complete fuck up in every regard, and a perfect reason why society needs police, courts and jails    | 
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|  05-24-2013, 07:29 AM | #25 | 
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|  05-24-2013, 07:31 AM | #26 | 
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|  05-24-2013, 08:14 AM | #27 | |
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|  05-24-2013, 08:23 AM | #28 | 
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				 | Here you need to install it on work vehicles too.   | 
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|  05-24-2013, 08:25 AM | #29 | 
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				 | I love these daily updates on white trash dilemmas. 
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|  05-24-2013, 08:43 AM | #30 | 
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				 | I think he's referring to those "freemen" that claim everyone has the right to travel. Search youtube for "right to travel traffic stop". There are some great traffic stop videos where these guys claim everything from being able to drive without insurance or license and not having to show ID, etc. They either end up arrested or the cops walk away confused after 20 minutes of arguing. 
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|  05-24-2013, 08:44 AM | #31 | 
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|  05-24-2013, 11:15 PM | #32 | 
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				 | "The use of the highway for the purpose of travel and transportation is not a mere privilege, but a common fundamental right of which the public and individuals cannot rightfully be deprived." Chicago Motor Coach v. Chicago, 169 NE 221. "The right of the citizen to travel upon the public highways and to transport his property thereon, either by carriage or by automobile, is not a mere privilege which a city may prohibit or permit at will, but a common law right which he has under the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." Thompson v. Smith, 154 SE 579. "The right to travel is a well-established common right that does not owe its existence to the federal government. It is recognized by the courts as a natural right." Schactman v. Dulles 96 App DC 287, 225 F2d 938, at 941. In the U.S. a motor vehicle is specifically defined as a contrivance used for commercial purposes. As defined in U.S. Code 18 U.S.C. § 31 : US Code - Section 31: Definitions (6) Motor vehicle. - The term "motor vehicle" means every description of carriage or other contrivance propelled or drawn by mechanical power and used for commercial purposes on the highways in the transportation of passengers, passengers and property, or property or cargo. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motor_vehicle The term "used for commercial puposes" means "According to 18 USCS § 31, term "used for commercial purposes" means the carriage of persons or property for any fare, fee, rate, charge or other consideration, or directly or indirectly in connection with any business, or other undertaking intended for profit" http://definitions.uslegal.com/u/use...cial-purposes/ 
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|  05-24-2013, 11:37 PM | #33 | 
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|  05-24-2013, 11:41 PM | #34 | |
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 For the record, I have personally asked a police officer while on the stand if he as well as the DA were speaking a language other than English. He admitted they were. It's referred to legalese. The average person doesn't think anything about it but everyone (including jurors) except the lawyers and judges understand that more or less there are two separate languages being spoken in a court room. One of those being English the other legalese. Now imagine if you are in court for whatever reason in some foreign country and you don't know the language. You would have to hire a local "practicing" lawyer.. Otherwise you're fucked. Welcome to Amerika. 
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|  05-25-2013, 12:22 AM | #35 | 
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				 | BTW I'm awaiting your well educated "give me my social security check because my generation allowed this to happen" reply. 
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|  05-25-2013, 12:27 AM | #36 | 
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				 | exactly, ridiculous not one of the other rejects got a proper solution huh 
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|  05-25-2013, 12:39 AM | #37 | |
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 Why does there have to be a con job? Do you like being conned? Because either way you look at it there's one group of people who is conning the other when it comes to the legal system. 
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|  05-25-2013, 12:42 AM | #38 | |
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|  05-25-2013, 12:44 AM | #39 | |
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|  05-25-2013, 12:48 AM | #40 | |
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 Because you can't grasp the fact that you've been conned your whole life shows your 14 year old intelligence level. 
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|  05-25-2013, 01:34 AM | #41 | 
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				 | Correction: The average person doesn't think anything about it but everyone (including jurors) believes that English is being spoken in a court room. Except the lawyers and judges that know there are two separate languages being spoken. One of those being English the other legalese. 
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|  05-25-2013, 02:45 AM | #42 | |
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 Stop your whining man, get the interlock, or get the bus/walk. 
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|  05-25-2013, 07:54 PM | #43 | |
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 I told you, before. The interlock is a dangerous thing. It can violate your probation if it whacks out and from what I read- it's even LESS accurate than the one they fucked me with out on the street in the first place. NOW I'm reading that I may HAVE TO BUY IT even if I DON'T WANT TO USE IT .... otherwise a year from now I may still be required to have it for a year, even if I wait out the restriction period. Let these bastards get a hold of YOU some day and you might understand. I don't need INTERLOCK to keep me from driving DRUNK I am not one who DRIVES DRUNK in the first god damned place *I* am the guy who always stopped other morons from driving drunk, put people in cabs, left my car at the bar and walked my ass home .. so of course, here I am | |
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|  05-25-2013, 07:55 PM | #44 | 
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|  05-25-2013, 07:57 PM | #45 | |
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 Right to travel and all of that, great, I understand what you are saying. Technically- legally- they can't even make you have a driver's license or register your vehicle. But guess what, they do, and if you want to challenge them you'd better be REAL WEALTHY and REAL WHITE. Not to mention IMPLIED CONSENT - look that shit up. I AM mexican or black or whatever minority you want to mention since I am not MONIED. PWW is NOT a good idea in what's left of America. | |
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|  05-25-2013, 07:58 PM | #46 | |
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 I found out that I have to pay for it and have it installed on a vehicle whether I want to drive or not. For one year. | |
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|  05-25-2013, 07:58 PM | #47 | 
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|  05-25-2013, 08:01 PM | #48 | 
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				 | You should fuck off and go to prison where you belong. | 
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|  05-25-2013, 08:01 PM | #49 | |
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 I read it eight times and was amazed, too, but it says NOTHING about hours- thank god. I figured out where I need to work and insurance ain't going to be a problem.  Think in terms of bonded + garage policy type of a deal I called my agent, too, and as soon as they'll put me valid in terms of having an active licene- I am insured, no problem. It's going to be $87/mo .... use to be $44 .. still, that is fucking amazing considering that the cocksuckers will be forcing me to also file an SR-22 and considering that there is a break in coverage. I was going to carry a non owners policy during the suspension but I could not even keep that. | |
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|  05-25-2013, 08:02 PM | #50 | 
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