If you were at heaven's gates, and God asked you... - GoFuckYourself.com

mrgica · 08-14-2013, 03:04 PM

"Why should I let you in?" What would you say?

DWB · 08-14-2013, 03:05 PM

Because I followed you on Facebook and LIKED all your posts.

Pineapplez · 08-14-2013, 03:13 PM

"Markham... Paul Markham"

2012 · 08-14-2013, 03:13 PM

SilentKnight · 08-14-2013, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrgica

"Why should I let you in?" What would you say?

'Cuz I brought Canadian beer 'n bacon."

DamianJ · 08-14-2013, 03:19 PM

I'd say nothing because heaven nor god exist.

And I'd be dead.

ilnjscb · 08-14-2013, 03:35 PM

I would ask him why he created those ball-eating fish

mrgica · 08-14-2013, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

I'd say nothing because heaven nor god exist.

And I'd be dead.

I know, it's all bull skit! But lets have fun for a moment.

The Porn Nerd · 08-14-2013, 04:07 PM

"I used to work for Twistys and made a bundle. Let me the fuck in Jesus!!"

Something like that.

J. Falcon · 08-14-2013, 04:11 PM

Because I'm your son.

Rochard · 08-14-2013, 04:21 PM

Because I've been a good person all of my life and never hurt anyone.

Creatine · 08-14-2013, 04:27 PM

Because I'm your son. You wouldn't send your own son to burn for eternity now would you?

Spunky · 08-14-2013, 04:38 PM

Because Jesus is lord!

mikesinner · 08-14-2013, 04:52 PM

Damn, I thought my NDE would be cooler than this.

bigluv · 08-14-2013, 05:06 PM

Because God is infinite forgiveness and understanding etcetera etcetera so my petty human failings should not be a big deal right?

Right?

Ok well if not that, then, being punished for an eternity for a finite lifetime of transgressions also seems sort of over the top, right? Not really fair?

Barry-xlovecam · 08-14-2013, 06:14 PM

Because I can get you free sex show cam credits :P

The Heron · 08-14-2013, 07:13 PM

Because you fucked me on Earth don't I deserve some sorta consolation prize?

pornmasta · 08-14-2013, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pineapplez

"Markham... Paul Markham"

best answer so far...

SilentKnight · 08-14-2013, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron

Because you fucked me on Earth don't I deserve some sorta consolation prize?

Yngwie · 08-14-2013, 11:50 PM

"Why?? Just because. Let me the fuck in bitch!"

2012 · 08-15-2013, 12:04 AM

adult-help · 08-15-2013, 12:37 AM

wait,so the god would let you in on the basis of 1 answer you give and not how you lived all your life? Even worse - you could go to hell despite deserving heven with 1 wrong answer?

JockoHomo · 08-15-2013, 01:31 AM

Let me in bitch!

Aint nobody got time for that!

mikesinner · 08-15-2013, 01:37 AM

Belief in a biblical god is such bullshit. I always know I'm dealing with somebody that is mentally unstable when I hear questions like this in real life.

Even if said person is smart, they are still usually mentally fucked.

winter_ · 08-15-2013, 01:38 AM

i wouldn't say anything because the conversation would never take place.

Angelo22 · 08-15-2013, 01:48 AM

Forgot my keys inside

seeandsee · 08-15-2013, 02:43 AM

Because i love you all!

lagcam · 08-15-2013, 03:59 AM

I would say "Hi God, where is St Peter? Isn't this his job?"

Coup · 08-15-2013, 08:51 AM

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!"

RyuLion · 08-15-2013, 09:24 AM

..because I made it to your gate, its up to you to judge me right now and if you don't open them I understand.

Tom_PM · 08-15-2013, 09:28 AM

Dude, I was already in there, remember? I came out with this chick and she was all like, wah wah something about her mother and I wanted to hit that so I was like, consoling her and getting my grope on. C'mon man, I left my jacket in there and I need my keys to close the deal with whats her name.

Roald · 08-15-2013, 09:32 AM

Cause there are 40 virgins waiting for me!!! Oh wait what god we talking about again?

alex.missyouth · 08-15-2013, 10:04 AM

'I think I took a wrong turn d00d, I've got nothing to do here, oh and BTW F**k YOU!' ;)

CDSmith · 08-15-2013, 10:31 AM

I'd say in my best Eddy Murphy voice: "You fucking wit me, right? You must be fucking wit me. You GOD, you is all OMNISCIENT and shit. Shouldn't you know?

Then he be like: "Yes, you got me I was just messing with you. ha ha"

Me: "I KNEW it. Man you had me goin' there." (shaking my finger all Eddy Murphy-like at him)

God: "But I'm still going to sentence you to six thousand years in purgatory for F-bombing me not once but twice."

Creatine · 08-15-2013, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron

Because you fucked me on Earth don't I deserve some sorta consolation prize?

lmfao nice!

I deserve compensation for the shit I went through on earth.

Sid70 · 08-15-2013, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

"I used to work for Twistys and made a bundle. Let me the fuck in Jesus!!"

Something like that.

Your address and PIN codes pleez

))))

Scott McD · 08-15-2013, 10:55 AM

I'd say "Go Fuck Yourself!"

And then go straight to hell..... Where i belong.

fitzmulti · 08-15-2013, 11:59 AM

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RyuLion · 08-15-2013, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fitzmulti

"My school bus is my limo, my school bus is my limo..."

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