What's the worst thing a house guest has done in your home?

[Arnox]

I haven't had that much of a bad experience, but one time this really disgusting ginger guy came over for a house party that my housemates were holding and he decided to use my shaver. When I went to use it the next day it was plugged with horrible ginger hairs that were really, really curly.

I asked my housemates what happened and they explained that he'd used it to shave his dick.

Yeah, binned it.

Anyone else had a terrible experience?

[Spunky]

Buddy came over and took a massive dump and plugged my toilet and didn't tell me

[baddog]

I remember a buddy brought this chick over that left a tampon in the ashtray

[96ukssob]

About two years ago my wife's brother and his friends stayed over. They were a bit younger, but all military guys.

Over the period of a few weeks I realized they switched almost all the alcohol in different bottles (ok, funny but dick move), but then ordered the Playboy channel and others like PPV movies when we went to bed - I still have no idea how.

They fucked around with some food, placed lunch meat in bags of chips, etc.

Last time I said they would ever come over again

[Phoenix]

reddit? haha

[Arnox]

Originally Posted by Phoenix

reddit? haha

I imagined people in the porn industry would have some particularly ... 'grubby' examples.

[xNetworx]

Nothing major because people fear the repercussions

[Deputy Chief Command]

Hmm. Well one time my friend was really drunk and instead of getting up and walking to the bathroom, he tried to fight it off... only he couldn't. He randomly stood up from my couch and spray-puked everywhere. I'm talking exorcist style puke. He managed to hit every single electronic device in the room (360, PS3, TV, & PC) as he attempted to run out of the room (while he was still puking). I was furious. He didn't even offer to clean up or anything. He just went home. Needless to say I don't invite him over when he's drunk anymore.

[Deputy Chief Command]

So this happened around two years ago. A roommate's friend stayed over on our futon after a night out. My other roommate and I had never met her until the next morning. I was studying in the kitchen when she came in and asked for a dish towel. I thought that was kind of weird, but I handed her one. Soon after, she left. That was the only interaction I had with her.
We started noticing a really awful smell throughout the house. It smelled like satan's asshole. I went to the bathroom to investigate. The toilet was full of shitty water. It took several attempts and lots of gagging to unclog it. We cleaned the bathroom thoroughly, and thought that would be the end of it. This was just the tip of the shitberg.
The shit smell lingered over the next few days. We didn't know what to make of it. One night, after a couple drinks, we sat down on the futon (on top of the blankets we kept there) with Cool Runnings and some chips and salsa. A few minutes into the movie, we started getting whiffs of the smell. They became stronger and stronger. We pulled back the blankets, and recoiled in horror at the sight of the poopetrator. This chick almost certainly diarrhea'd (chunkily, might I add) all up on our futon. Not only that, she covered it up and didn't say a word.
We were pretty happy to find the culprit, but also horrified by the events that transpired.

[Phoenix]

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

Hmm. Well one time my friend was really drunk and instead of getting up and walking to the bathroom, he tried to fight it off... only he couldn't. He randomly stood up from my couch and spray-puked everywhere. I'm talking exorcist style puke. He managed to hit every single electronic device in the room (360, PS3, TV, & PC) as he attempted to run out of the room (while he was still puking). I was furious. He didn't even offer to clean up or anything. He just went home. Needless to say I don't invite him over when he's drunk anymore.

copy and paste

[Dankasaur]

Took a 3 day trip up north for a family members funeral, roommates had a party while I was gone and their friends fed my Siberian Husky vodka and an assortment of different beers causing him to get the liquid shits and left about 6 random huge piles of liquid shit all over my carpet.

[Axzar]

Really? You are reposting Reddit threads? Get a life.

[trevesty]

My girlfriend and I had a now former friend pounding on the door at about 2am one night incredibly drunk begging to borrow the couch. We woke up in the morning to him pissing behind our living room TV.

Gave him the boot and haven't talked to him since. I understand "drunken idiot"(I used to live up to that phrase well), but I never have and never will get "drunken disregard for everything".

[kane]

Stole my identity, drained my bank account and ran up about $40K in credit accounts.

I had moved into a new place and one day I get a call from a guy I used to work with and hang out with, but hadn't seen in a while. I tell him I had moved and invite him over for a beer. He comes over, hangs out and we BS, have a beer and have a good time. What I don't know is that when I went to the bathroom, he grabbed my checkbook off a table and snagged a few checks out of it, he also saw my wallet and wrote down some information out of it.

About two weeks later I get a call from a plumbing supply company tell me the check I had written them bounced. I assumed they had the wrong number. After talking to them for a few minutes it seemed like they were looking for me, but I had never heard of them. I called my bank and found out my checking and savings accounts were empty and overdrawn.

This guy had new checks printed using the few he stole and wrote checks all over town. Some of them cleared then once my checking account was empty the checking pulled from the savings. He ran that dry and then they started bouncing. In the meantime he went to numerous stores and opened up credit accounts in my name and bought things like tools and jewelry (stuff that is easy to sell). It was easy to ID him because there was some video footage of him at the plumbing store. Once they knew who he was it was only a matter of time.

It took about a week, but we caught him (with help from the credit reporting agency) and then it took about a year for me to straighten out the mess that was created by all of this.

[Lichen]

Originally Posted by Axzar

Really? You are reposting Reddit threads? Get a life.

Must be the same with the "Copy writing" services that he sell. Probably just steal stuff from other places. I sure as hell wouldn't order anything from him.

[lucas131]

emptied fridge, broken bbq, broken pool, 5cm mud inside, and so on ...

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

While in college, I had a guy that wanted to crash at my place for a weekend. A week later my wife told me to give him the boot. As he was leaving I noticed that he seemed to have more stuff than what he moved in with. We had a tense standoff where I told him I wanted to look in the boxes before he could leave with them, while he is yelling and cursing at me about not trusting him.

It turned out that he had ransacked lots of small valuables (my wife's jewelry), and a large number of collectible LPs (rare autographed editions, etc). The strange thing is that I felt bad about not trusting him, but in the end I was glad to get my shit back and be rid of him.

Stealing from someone that opens their home to you is about as low as a person can go.



ADG

[Phoenix]

Originally Posted by Lichen

Must be the same with the "Copy writing" services that he sell. Probably just steal stuff from other places. I sure as hell wouldn't order anything from him.

what is funny is both people who posted stories from reddit have seo text or blog writing services in their sig

[Arnox]

Originally Posted by Lichen

Must be the same with the "Copy writing" services that he sell. Probably just steal stuff from other places. I sure as hell wouldn't order anything from him.

Copywriting is one word.

I'm sorry you feel that way, and there's sort of a difference between taking a question that someone has asked on another website and asking it myself compared to taking someone else's written content and passing it off as my own.

See, I don't profit from asking this question: I don't get cash in my hand for every reply. Stealing material and selling it as my own crosses quite a few moral and logical boundaries, and if your only argument is that I've stolen this question, thus I'd steal other things, my response is this:

1. You have killed an insect at some point in your life
2. It is therefore likely that you have also killed a human at some point in your life
3. I don't work with people who are murderers
4. Therefore, I do not wish to work with you because you are a murderer.

I can give lessons in logic if you'd like, so you avoid this terrible type of rationalization of turning me asking a question on another medium into me suddenly now being someone who steals other people's work and passes it off as my own. I'm more than happy to listen to any claim you have regarding my work, because so far, everyone who has ordered from me is more than happy with the fruits of my labor.

I write original material. I do not steal.

If you want to try and tarnish my work and what I do, do so using facts and evidence. Back up what you're saying and prove to everyone on this forum that I sell stuff that isn't mine.

I'm hereby offering you an open platform to discuss exactly what it is that I've done wrong. I'm willing to discuss my philosophy and justification of asking a reddit question on GFY, but given that this forum is littered with Imgur links, I don't think it's rational to complain.

Put your money where your mouth is and give an argument. Something more than two sentences, preferably.

[privatesociety]

Some disturbing stories in here... why cant people just not do stupid shit?

[TROLLENSTEIN]

Originally Posted by kane

Stole my identity, drained my bank account and ran up about $40K in credit accounts.

Wow. That's insane

[Rochard]

My family was big into hunting, rifles and shotguns, etc, and one year my cousin brought his new shotgun over to for Christmas to show us. As he set it down in the corner it went off, shooting the ceiling.

Pretty careless.

[MrBottomTooth]

Never happened in my house thankfully, but in someone else's house I watched a drunk guy wake up off the couch, whip his pants down and piss all over their coffee table, then he lied down and went back to sleep. So drunk he had no idea where he was.

[Sabby]

Hmmmm... my sons friend is asleep in my bed beside me right now. At least its a girl. She's 22.

[Ross]

Originally Posted by Phoenix

reddit? haha

80% of threads on here these days are from Reddit.

[The Heron]

Not my house but a college buddy showed up to party and end of night we crashed at a girls house I usually party with. Few days later she called asking if I knew anything about piss in her hallway or missing speaker for her ipod. Turns out my college buddy is a bit of a klepto and likes to take random stuff, the pissing in her hallway was just funny for him I guess. Also found out he'd used other peoples razors at college parties and weird shit like that, he's got some mental problems I just never noticed always being drunk with him ha.

[beerptrol]

They forgot to put the toilet seat down

[Sabby]

Originally Posted by beerptrol

They forgot to put the toilet seat down

actually I like to leave the toilet seats up. Or my little yorkie dog climbs up on the sink and chews razors. She's like a cat.

[Deputy Chief Command]

Originally Posted by Phoenix

what is funny is both people who posted stories from reddit have seo text or blog writing services in their sig

lol, I posted the top comments from reddit on purpose after it was already made clear that this "idea" was stolen from /r/askreddit

all my SEO Texts are uniquely written by me

[Jman]

One time at a party someone stole Bob, my human skull... and THAT pissed me off big time. It was given to me by a buddy who's dad was a doctor.

[J. Falcon]

Originally Posted by kane

Stole my identity, drained my bank account and ran up about $40K in credit accounts.

I had moved into a new place and one day I get a call from a guy I used to work with and hang out with, but hadn't seen in a while. I tell him I had moved and invite him over for a beer. He comes over, hangs out and we BS, have a beer and have a good time. What I don't know is that when I went to the bathroom, he grabbed my checkbook off a table and snagged a few checks out of it, he also saw my wallet and wrote down some information out of it.

About two weeks later I get a call from a plumbing supply company tell me the check I had written them bounced. I assumed they had the wrong number. After talking to them for a few minutes it seemed like they were looking for me, but I had never heard of them. I called my bank and found out my checking and savings accounts were empty and overdrawn.

This guy had new checks printed using the few he stole and wrote checks all over town. Some of them cleared then once my checking account was empty the checking pulled from the savings. He ran that dry and then they started bouncing. In the meantime he went to numerous stores and opened up credit accounts in my name and bought things like tools and jewelry (stuff that is easy to sell). It was easy to ID him because there was some video footage of him at the plumbing store. Once they knew who he was it was only a matter of time.

It took about a week, but we caught him (with help from the credit reporting agency) and then it took about a year for me to straighten out the mess that was created by all of this.

Please tell me he got arrested.

[geedub]

I drank out of a bottle of whiskey once that some guy took a piss in the night before.

[Lichen]

Originally Posted by Arnox

Copywriting is one word.

I'm sorry you feel that way, and there's sort of a difference between taking a question that someone has asked on another website and asking it myself compared to taking someone else's written content and passing it off as my own.

See, I don't profit from asking this question: I don't get cash in my hand for every reply. Stealing material and selling it as my own crosses quite a few moral and logical boundaries, and if your only argument is that I've stolen this question, thus I'd steal other things, my response is this:

1. You have killed an insect at some point in your life
2. It is therefore likely that you have also killed a human at some point in your life
3. I don't work with people who are murderers
4. Therefore, I do not wish to work with you because you are a murderer.

I can give lessons in logic if you'd like, so you avoid this terrible type of rationalization of turning me asking a question on another medium into me suddenly now being someone who steals other people's work and passes it off as my own. I'm more than happy to listen to any claim you have regarding my work, because so far, everyone who has ordered from me is more than happy with the fruits of my labor.

I write original material. I do not steal.

If you want to try and tarnish my work and what I do, do so using facts and evidence. Back up what you're saying and prove to everyone on this forum that I sell stuff that isn't mine.

I'm hereby offering you an open platform to discuss exactly what it is that I've done wrong. I'm willing to discuss my philosophy and justification of asking a reddit question on GFY, but given that this forum is littered with Imgur links, I don't think it's rational to complain.

Put your money where your mouth is and give an argument. Something more than two sentences, preferably.

[Best-In-BC]

Slept in my driveway,for 9 months, ROFL ;)

[- Jesus Christ -]

Probably ripping the entire banister off my stairwell or covering a pool cue in home made napalm and set my ceiling on fire.

...good times.

[Choopa_Pardo]

Originally Posted by geedub

I drank out of a bottle of whiskey once that some guy took a piss in the night before.

what kind of whiskey? If iy was Jack Daniels, it wasn't piss. That's just how it tastes!

I don't throw bangers at my place, but I was at a house party in my college days in which this guy I know made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and stuffed it into a VCR. I thought it was hysterical, but also really fucked up.

Another dude I knew took some frozen squid he used as bait earlier in the day and threw it in the reservoir of their toilet.

[seeandsee]

did have such scary stuff

[Dankasaur]

Oh no, someone asked a fucking question on another site that was once asked on Reddit. The horror!

Jesus fuck not everyone reads Reddit and it's not like he fucking stole your content. If you already seen this question on Reddit, move the fuck on. You're all abunch of fucking cry babies.

[Jman]

Originally Posted by Dankasaur

Oh no, someone asked a fucking question on another site that was once asked on Reddit. The horror!

Jesus fuck not everyone reads Reddit and it's not like he fucking stole your content. If you already seen this question on Reddit, move the fuck on. You're all abunch of fucking cry babies.

Why do you let them get to you man???

[marcop]

I have a house guest at the moment and she won't stop fucking talking about her fucking self all the fucking time. I told her she could stay till Friday, and now regret it.

There's an Italian saying, "Gli ospiti sono come il pesce, dopo tre giorni puzzano"... House guests are like fish, after three days they smell.

[Dankasaur]

Originally Posted by Jman

Why do you let them get to you man???

I don't. It's just annoying how stupid the fucking idiots here are and what they bitch about.

[Google Expert]

Originally Posted by Dankasaur

Oh no, someone asked a fucking question on another site that was once asked on Reddit. The horror!

Jesus fuck not everyone reads Reddit and it's not like he fucking stole your content. If you already seen this question on Reddit, move the fuck on. You're all abunch of fucking cry babies.

Hey asshole, I thought you were fucking leaving.

[Dankasaur]

Originally Posted by Getsu

Hey asshole, I thought you were fucking leaving.

Hey asshole, I thought you were going to fuck yourself with a rake.

[Tom_PM]

I've never read reddit and thought this was an interesting thread. Sure has been fun reading with morning coffee.

Also never had a long term house guest. This isn't a hotel or a drunk tank.

[J. Falcon]

I only let very close friends sleep at my place. To be honest I get pissed off is someone sleeps over and doesn't make the bed the next morning.

[Creatine]

Buddy of mine opened fire ni the home. We now have bullet holes. It gives the house character.

[Google Expert]

Originally Posted by Dankasaur

Hey asshole, I thought you were going to fuck yourself with a rake.

You are mistaking me for your mom.

How many times have you been banned already? Can't stay the fuck away?

[Choopa_Pardo]

Not my experience, but my Uncle was out of town for two weeks and had a friend and coworker watch the house for him. The guy then brings a prostitute into my uncle's house and fucks her on the couch.

It's one thing to bring a girl you are dating into someone else's home, but a prostitute? unacceptable. Ruined their friendship.

[Dankasaur]

Originally Posted by Getsu

You are mistaking me for your mom.

How many times have you been banned already? Can't stay the fuck away?

How many times have I gave a fuck what some piece of shit thinks? None.

[brassmonkey]

ate my last piece of government cheese