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So Fucking Banned
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Actresses wear so much make these days...
I can't believe how unhealthy and beat up actresses look without their "faces" on.
The advances in make up have allowed some of these women to have longer careers than deserved. Sick, ugly and poorly aging actresses can conceal everything with the new latex, sprayed on make up that covers every single flaw and makes most regular women feel ugly because they are not as glamorous as their favorite female celebrity. I just can't believe that under the thick layer of sprayed on latex make up are, quite simply, dogs. And these women all like to talk about beauty secrets, 'what foods they eat to stay young', etc...but they don't talk about the base layer of latex they are wearing on their mugs. What a crock of shit. In the old days, you had to be beautiful and take care of yourself, now, you just have to have enough money to keep the latex make up artist well fed. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Likes Pie
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In what world, does this help explain how to convert cams?
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www.PornDeals.com
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its the same for pornstars, just check the before/after pics..
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Some of it has to do with the picture as well. Everyone can take a bad picture. I have seen pictures of Mila Kunis without make up where she looked good, but I have also seen other pictures of Cameron Diaz without make and she looked much worse than that pic.
Also, don't fool yourself. In the old days they used every trick at their disposal to make stars look better than they really do including not letting them go out in public. |
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Welcome to the world of Hollywood magic!
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myadultdesign.com
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That's just normal, they are not sicker / uglier / older than anyone else or other women.
To me it seems that YOU are used to a higher standard, maybe you believed too much what media showed you? ![]()
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Between the 5lbs of makeup they probably have to remove with a hammer and chisel and the photoshop, I don't even know how they are even recognizable in public when they go out. lol
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So fucking bland
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Zooey Deschanel looks great without makeup! http://indecentimages.com/sexy-zooey-deschanel-selfie/
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Make STACK$
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Most women need makeup to lure guys..
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op should take a selfie tomorrow morning and post it. it would answer your own question.
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Zooey Deschanel is naturally beautiful. I would love fuck her.
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All women are like this. Add in some corset to suck in their fat belly and a push up bra and they look like completely different people. It's been the same since the beginning of time, right about when Baddog was born.
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Sofia Vergara is so fucking hot...
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I'd still hit them.
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Very beautiful woman for sure, but I'd let Zooey Deschanel or Mila Kunis take me home first. Funny chicks are the sexiest chicks.
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I need a beer
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They have to do what they can to look young
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yeah that roseanne barr is sexy as shit...
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Dat's Nacho Cheese Baby
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True Question
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Best comment, bump for answers!
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Please dont fuck animals
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Makeup airbrushes are cheap these days. They dont need a heavy application of it either.
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The only advice i have is don't marry a girl who wears a lot of makeup.
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Two fresh affiliate progs
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Have you ever seen a model or "porn star" without makeup? It's pretty scary sometimes.
I do though try to find models that have natural beauty and have them wear very little makeup.
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