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I am deep frying a turkey this weekend
Doing a Thanksgiving test drive. Have never done fried turkey before. I bought an indoor electric* one, it's pretty cool: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Any advice? Who wants some? * I did not preorder this.
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Easy to have an accident and better to have 25ft high flames outside the house then inside. On a related note, I have a nice Ribeye roast and half a brisket in the grill smoking right now. .
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I've always wondered why I only eat my favorite meal once a year.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Found out this morning that HyVee is going to have them for .99 a pound over the weekend. Think I am going to be stocking up on turkey breast. ![]() .
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If you lean over when lowerin' the frozen bird in - you won't need a shave or haircut for awhile.
(sorry, laughed at too many deep fried frozen turkey vids on YT over the years) |
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$150 for the appliance... another $50 in oil... 2 hours to do it, another 2 hours to clean it up afterwards... reasonably high risk of something going wrong and setting your house on fire...
seems like high cost, lot of drama and pretty limited fun to cook "up to 20lbs"?
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Ship me some of it instead of the GFY jacket, Sly ...
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See signature :)
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I would not mind to get peace of that bird.
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"deep frying a turkey" is code for ........
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Hey I like that. GFY cookoff. Quite a few "meat masters" around here (I wanted to include juicy.)
Grapesoda Brassmonkey Sarettah Kristin
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whats this "meat master" thing? I want in on the MEAT
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Because if you ate it often, it would no longer be your favourite?
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Paging JFK, turkey deep-frying extraordinaire.
ps. Careful with the oil. (check youtube)
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Do not put the turkey in if it is frozen..lol Also use a paper towel to dry off any water on the turkey before putting it in.
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Good luck and remember not to add all the oil at once... you can always add more oil.
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Just to make things interesting should you choose to cook it inside, leave an empty can of starter fluid, some needles and packets of sudafed strewn about for the firemen to find.
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last time i was at my big bro's for turkey day he deep fried 2 of them. i was uber skeptical but they were amazeballs. i didn't watch too closely when he did it but he injected them with a marinade or something. one was kind of smokey with a hint of teriyaki and one was garlic herb. soooo good and the frying sealed in the juices. best of luck and be very careful. lots of good advice in this thread.
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I was thinking more along the lines of getting local restaurant to make one for you for a $100... nothing wrong with cooking stuff yourself, but with turkey, something most people really eat only once a year, it just seems like a bad idea to buy a special cooker and deal with all the drama involved so you can cook it yourself...
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First time I had one was my buddies dad did one outside at his lake cottage like 13-15 years ago and it was good shit.
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![]() though to be fair, I am exaggerating a bit, but it does seem like more drama to me than fun...
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I haven't fried a turkey for a couple years. I think it was about 40 bucks to get the oil. |
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The oil can be reused and the appliance can be used for much more than turkeys. You guys should click the link and read, you might like one for yourself.
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what do you think restaurants do with their fryers exactly? Unless your cooking fish it wont matter.
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I've always only had baked Turkey, which is delicious of course. For the first time ever last year though I tried whole-fried Turkey and it was amazing. He fried it outside even though it was December 25th.
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Anyone here ever done the "Trash Can Turkey"? Always wanted to do one but generally when it's turkey season here.. we always have cold and wind. Wondered if the effort was worth it.
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its a sense of accomplishment making something yourself... which generally turns out a lot better then some store bought bird I'll spend a whole day cooking a thanksgiving dinner because I like to do it. Of course just going to Taco Bell for a turkey taco would be cheaper and easier, but fuck that
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