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		 I thought we were doing placeholder text so that's the first one that comes to my mind lol. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers? Dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit praesent ac magna justo pellentesque ac lectus quis. I was, uh, one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement —The original Port Huron Statement. Not the compromised second draft. Elit blandit fringilla a ut turpis praesent felis ligula, malesuada suscipit malesuada non. Uh-huh. Well, I still jerk off manually. Ultrices non urna sed orci ipsum, placerat. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	Your goons'll be able to get it off him, mean he's only fifteen and he's flunking social studies. So if you'll just write me a check for my ten per cent… of half a million… fifty grand. Id condimentum rutrum, rhoncus ac lorem aliquam placerat posuere neque, at. Okay, Jackie, done. I like the way you do business. Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers. He lives in North Hollywood, on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger. A real fuckin' brat, but I'm sure. Dignissim magna ullamcorper in aliquam sagittis massa ac tortor. WALTER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! HE'S CRIPPLED! PUT HIM DOWN! Ultrices faucibus curabitur eu mi sapien, ut ultricies ipsum morbi eget risus. Fuckin' A. Nulla nullam vel nisi enim, vel auctor ante morbi id urna vel. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing. Felis lacinia placerat vestibulum turpis nulla, viverra nec volutpat ac, ornare. Fuck me, man! That kid's already spent all the money! Id lectus cras pharetra faucibus tristique nullam non. Do you have any kalhua? Accumsan justo nulla facilisi integer interdum elementum. Jesus, you mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie. Nulla, nec eleifend nisl euismod. So he thinks it's the carpet-pissers, huh? Ac maecenas vitae eros velit, eu suscipit erat integer purus lacus. I spent most of my time occupying various, um, administration buildings, smoking thai-stick, breaking into the ROTC and bowling. Pretium vel venenatis eu, volutpat non erat donec a. I'm not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. Metus ac eros dictum aliquet. Nice marmot. Nulla consectetur egestas placerat maecenas pulvinar nisl et nisl. Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together. Rhoncus at volutpat felis blandit in libero turpis, laoreet et molestie sed. Yeah man, it really tied the room together. Volutpat et erat nulla ut orci. Fucking fascist! Quis neque consectetur tincidunt aliquam erat volutpat donec aliquam orci eget mi lobortis. Lebowski Ipsum: Filler text that ties the room together  | 
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			Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass. Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb. Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the hahahahahaha talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'? 
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