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KillerK · 04-02-2015, 08:55 PM

Looking for some decent recipes that actually don't taste like shit.

VikingMan · 04-02-2015, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by KillerK

Looking for some decent recipes that actually don't taste like shit.

nah fuck that, just juice kale, red beats and other gnarly ingredients into a small glass and down it fast

Harmon · 04-02-2015, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

nah fuck that, just juice kale, red beats and other gnarly ingredients into a small glass and down it fast

Exactly. Add some Wild Turkey to it and do shots

Spunky · 04-02-2015, 09:07 PM

Have a brand new Breville, my effort to actually use it needs improvement

ilnjscb · 04-02-2015, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

nah fuck that, just juice kale, red beats and other gnarly ingredients into a small glass and down it fast

This ^^ don't sweeten it, just do it. You'll feel better for 24 hours.

JFK · 04-02-2015, 09:27 PM

Just mixed some Frutopia Strawberry and some Mango Juice with some fine Rum, Best ever

L-Pink · 04-02-2015, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

This ^^ don't sweeten it, just do it. You'll feel better for 24 hours.

I throw a teaspoon of local honey in.

OneHungLo · 04-02-2015, 09:33 PM

I use 50% kale and throw in frozen berries (blueberries & black/raspberries) and sometimes a banana and it tastes pretty good.

xXXtesy10 · 04-02-2015, 09:35 PM

juiced

Bryan G · 04-03-2015, 04:08 AM

Spinach, half a banana, frozen blueberries, cucumbers, squeeze half a lime, ginger, ground flaxseed, whey protein amd some ice. Tastes pretty good.

MetaMan · 04-03-2015, 04:11 AM

I dont get this whole "juice" thing. People are such pussies these days. I eat my fruits and vegetables raw like a real man.

woj · 04-03-2015, 04:44 AM

When you guys say "pretty good" does it actually taste "pretty good"? or do you mean "pretty good" compared to other recipes you tried that you ended up barfing out?

CurrentlySober · 04-03-2015, 05:10 AM

If you asked someone in the UK if they juiced, you would be asking them if they used anabolic steroids.

It means a different thing here

Bryan G · 04-03-2015, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by woj

When you guys say "pretty good" does it actually taste "pretty good"? or do you mean "pretty good" compared to other recipes you tried that you ended up barfing out?

My wife has one that is, Spinach, Kale, Greek Yogurt, Avocado, Grapes, and half a pear. Its fucking gross. I cannot stomach that one.

Harmon · 04-03-2015, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I dont get this whole "juice" thing. People are such pussies these days. I eat my fruits and vegetables raw like a real man.

Bryan G · 04-03-2015, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

I dont get this whole "juice" thing. People are such pussies these days. I eat my fruits and vegetables raw like a real man.

I started juicing when I broke my jaw about 3 months ago. Having soup for 3 meals a day gets pretty boring and not very nutritious. So I bought a Vitamix and starting juicing. I have had my jaw unwired now for almost 2 months and still juice in the mornings. You can get a ton of veggies in that way.

Harmon · 04-03-2015, 06:14 AM

Bryan G · 04-03-2015, 06:24 AM

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L-Pink · 04-03-2015, 06:26 AM

CaptainHowdy · 04-03-2015, 07:36 AM

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Ahahahahahahaha!

PornoPlopedia · 04-03-2015, 08:24 AM

I don't juice anymore, I buy bolthouse greens. They taste good (compared to my juicing), are organic and have all the needed veggies. Even spiruline and some other stuff that can make your dick hard. check out their products
Bolthouse Farms - Daily Greens

Also, like JFK mentionned atop, I also add lemon to my Vodka

dyna mo · 04-03-2015, 08:34 AM

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nice chop!

ilnjscb · 04-03-2015, 09:43 AM

Look, the whole point is you can down the juice in 5 seconds and be done with it, and not have to sit there with lemon-face for an hour choking down your veggies.

Dinosaur Kale, 1/2 beet, organic carrot, chinese broccoli. Bolt it, then slam a glass of water, then make the same noise you make when you put your aftershave on. No apples or grapes or shit like that.

baddog · 04-03-2015, 10:32 AM

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OneHungLo · 04-03-2015, 11:16 AM

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Gotta be one of the best chops ever done here

Sunny Day · 04-03-2015, 12:37 PM

Never sure if he meant the leafy part or the regular part of the beet. But famous crime writer Jim Thompson (The Getaway, After Dark My Sweet, The Grifters), several times in his books, said it was the best thing to build up new blood after a loss, especially after a gunshot.

Raw egg, blender of V8 and a couple shots of vodka is as close to juicing as I want to get.

Wendy-Etology · 04-03-2015, 01:24 PM

I love juicing! especially the green juices with all the veggies.... YUMMM

baddog · 04-03-2015, 02:23 PM

Judging by the suggestions I have seen presented, some are blending while others are juicing. Which are you doing?

If really juicing here are some hints:

apple and pear are great flavor neutralizers.
Kale adds a great smoked flavor
Garlic about the size of your thumb adds a nice spiciness
When juicing leafy vegetables, roll them up into a tight ball first; you can roll up small berries in the middle

arock10 · 04-03-2015, 04:22 PM

you want to blend, not juice

eroticsexxx · 04-04-2015, 06:39 AM

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Nothing but deliciousness

Grabbed this for free during an Amazon promo a while back...

SilentKnight · 04-04-2015, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

If you asked someone in the UK if they juiced, you would be asking them if they used anabolic steroids.

It means a different thing here

Saw the thread title and thought it meant e-juice - as in vaping.

HowlingWulf · 04-04-2015, 07:01 AM

I tried juicing for awhile but it's a huge pain in the ass. Good luck finding something tasty.

SilentKnight · 04-04-2015, 07:27 AM

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I tried juicing for awhile but it's a huge pain in the ass.

More lube...smaller nozzle.

nico-t · 04-04-2015, 12:51 PM

are you guys all fags? And what the fuck is kale?

brassmonkey · 04-04-2015, 12:58 PM

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if i didnt see the head thats roeshell from finger lickin ribs

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ilnjscb Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 8,873	Look, the whole point is you can down the juice in 5 seconds and be done with it, and not have to sit there with lemon-face for an hour choking down your veggies. Dinosaur Kale, 1/2 beet, organic carrot, chinese broccoli. Bolt it, then slam a glass of water, then make the same noise you make when you put your aftershave on. No apples or grapes or shit like that.

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Sunny Day Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,406	Beets Never sure if he meant the leafy part or the regular part of the beet. But famous crime writer Jim Thompson (The Getaway, After Dark My Sweet, The Grifters), several times in his books, said it was the best thing to build up new blood after a loss, especially after a gunshot. Raw egg, blender of V8 and a couple shots of vodka is as close to juicing as I want to get.

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Wendy-Etology Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 274	I love juicing! especially the green juices with all the veggies.... YUMMM

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Judging by the suggestions I have seen presented, some are blending while others are juicing. Which are you doing? If really juicing here are some hints: apple and pear are great flavor neutralizers. Kale adds a great smoked flavor Garlic about the size of your thumb adds a nice spiciness When juicing leafy vegetables, roll them up into a tight ball first; you can roll up small berries in the middle

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