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Old 05-26-2015, 10:15 AM   #1
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It's a good deal Barack, go for it.

Nairobi (AFP) - "A Kenyan lawyer has offered US president Barack Obama 50 cows and other assorted livestock in exchange for his 16-year old daughter Malia's hand in marriage, a report said Tuesday."

"Felix Kiprono said he was willing to pay 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats in order to fulfil his dream of marrying the first daughter."





Kenyan lawyer offers livestock to wed Obama's daughter: report - Yahoo News


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Old 05-26-2015, 10:20 AM   #2
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the news sure if different in florida.. i can't find this in yahoo anywhere
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Old 05-26-2015, 10:21 AM   #3
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Brass Donkey would take the deal in the name of residual milk
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Old 05-26-2015, 10:23 AM   #4
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the news sure if different in florida.. i can't find this in yahoo anywhere
Apparently, so isn't the English language
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Old 05-26-2015, 10:26 AM   #5
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50 cows and 70 sheep? 60 sheep maybe, not 70. She's a 60 sheep wife for sure. Obviously Barak will counter. I hope it works out for all.
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Old 05-26-2015, 10:29 AM   #6
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Time to get back to the homeland.
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Old 05-26-2015, 10:35 AM   #7
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Will give him more time to play golf i suppose...
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Old 05-26-2015, 11:05 AM   #8
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Old 05-26-2015, 05:13 PM   #9
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Old 05-26-2015, 05:18 PM   #10
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I bid 50 cows, 70 sheep, 30 goats and a chicken!!!
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They are both from Kenya so it should be a fair trade for Obama.
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I bid 50 cows, 70 sheep, 30 goats and a chicken!!!
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They are both from Kenya so it should be a fair trade for Obama.
You've got some issues if you consider Standly and Madelyn Dunham from Kansas to be Kenyan.
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You've got some issues if you consider Standly and Madelyn Dunham from Kansas to be Kenyan.
He is considering Barack Obama, Sr. - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. to be Kenyan.
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You cant recognize sarcasm but I'm the one with issues? Ok.
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This is the Kenyan *lawyer* (now attending Oxford University) who offered up the amazing livestock dowry. You have to go to the Daily Mail for the most sleaze coverage

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