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05-21-2015, 05:27 AM
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Checklist for becoming CANADIAN:
I know some people here before have asked about Canadian visas/citizenship. I have FIRST HAND experience in this area. so before you begin make sure you pass the OFFICIAL "Path To Becoming Canadian" checklist:
1. Do you wear a turban? 2. Do you pray to a God (other then Jesus) 5x /day? 3. Do you expect to have 4+ children and plan to apply for as many benefits as possible? 4. Will you speak languages OTHER than English while shopping in the grocery market? 5. Do you plan on sending majority of your earnings overseas to family members? 6. Do you plan on forcing your beliefs on Canadian culture? 7. Do you stink like all spice? 8. Do you believe women are unequal? 9. Are you related to terrorists? 10. Are you non white? If you answered YES to all of these questions, i can GUARANTEE that you will be accepted to Canada. CONGRATS!  |
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05-21-2015, 05:29 AM
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Confirmed User
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Is Jesus a god?
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05-21-2015, 05:30 AM
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I AM WEB 2.0
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05-21-2015, 05:49 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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another AB success story
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05-21-2015, 06:12 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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yep, canada is becoming a society of immigration.
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05-21-2015, 06:14 AM
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See signature :)
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Well concluded. Those PC scum pushing their parasite policies.
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05-21-2015, 06:47 AM
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I AM WEB 2.0
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05-21-2015, 06:49 AM
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05-21-2015, 07:20 AM
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Ik ben een aap
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Thanks for the tip, I'm applying for Perm Res now, will be sure to answer YES to all of the above questions. Cheers Metaman!
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05-21-2015, 08:41 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-21-2015, 08:53 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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I guess Mexicans are neo-colonialists then.
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