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$5 submissions · 07-11-2015, 06:43 PM

An ISIS member stopped the car of a Christian couple.
ISIS member: Are you Muslim?
Christian man: Yes, I'm Muslim.
ISIS member: If you are a Muslim, then recite a verse of Quran.
Christian man recited a verse from the Bible.
ISIS member: Ok yallah go.
Later his wife tells him: "I cannot believe the risk you just took.
Why did u tell him that we are Muslims?
If he knew you were lying he would have killed both of us."
"Do not worry! If they knew the Quran they would not kill people" answered the Husband.

BOOBSARMY · 07-11-2015, 07:06 PM

kind of funny , but bulshiTTTT , islam/ quran is all about rape,killing stealing,murdering . the ONLY true islam is what this rats isis is doing

sandman! · 07-11-2015, 07:30 PM

brassmonkey · 07-11-2015, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

An ISIS member stopped the car of a Christian couple.
ISIS member: Are you Muslim?
Christian man: Yes, I'm Muslim.
ISIS member: If you are a Muslim, then recite a verse of Quran.
Christian man recited a verse from the Bible.
ISIS member: Ok yallah go.
Later his wife tells him: "I cannot believe the risk you just took.
Why did u tell him that we are Muslims?
If he knew you were lying he would have killed both of us."
"Do not worry! If they knew the Quran they would not kill people" answered the Husband.

they know that shit. they can tell by looking at you.

Babaganoosh · 07-11-2015, 09:45 PM

PornForMoney · 07-11-2015, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Well that was unexpected.

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BOOBSARMY Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 115	kind of funny , but bulshiTTTT , islam/ quran is all about rape,killing stealing,murdering . the ONLY true islam is what this rats isis is doing