So I am trying to make friends with a a black female - GoFuckYourself.com

VikingMan · 09-24-2015, 09:05 PM

She is educated and is in an executive level position of a fairly large firm. We are hangout out again this weekend.

It has been about 7 years since I had a black friend. My last black friend now lives 3 states away and we never talk anymore other than maybe once a year text/call.

Anyone else have a black friend? I mean a good friend or best friend like someone you could call up and get bailed out of jail type of friend, not just someone you call or hang out with once in a while. I try to have friends of various ethnicities but it hardly ever works out.

I am thinking about bringing over some fried chicken and see how she handles it. Or maybe I could smear the fried chicken all over my body so it has a pheromone type effect?

brassmonkey · 09-24-2015, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

She is educated and is in an executive level position of a fairly large firm. We are hangout out again this weekend.

It has been about 7 years since I had a black friend. My last black friend now lives 3 states away and we never talk anymore other than maybe once a year text/call.

Anyone else have a black friend? I mean a good friend or best friend like someone you could call up and get bailed out of jail type of friend, not just someone you call or hang out with once in a while. I try to have friends of various ethnicities but it hardly ever works out.

I am thinking about bringing over some fried chicken and see how she handles it. Or maybe I could smear the fried chicken all over my body so it has a pheromone type effect?

Rob · 09-24-2015, 11:11 PM

One of my closest friends in the world is black. He's my kids' god father and I'm his daughter's god father. He was my roommate my freshman year at UM, and we have been very close friends ever since. He would help me bury a body, no questions asked. And I would do the same for him.

*Disclaimer: everyone knows that is just a figure of speech. I have no desire to bury a body.

MrBottomTooth · 09-25-2015, 12:48 AM

There's none within a 30 minute drive. Unless you include the Jamaicans the farmers ship in to work in the fields on their farms.

rogueteens · 09-25-2015, 01:08 AM

sorry, i just looked on ebay and amazon and there are none for sale

AmeliaG · 09-25-2015, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob

One of my closest friends in the world is black. He's my kids' god father and I'm his daughter's god father. He was my roommate my freshman year at UM, and we have been very close friends ever since. He would help me bury a body, no questions asked. And I would do the same for him.

*Disclaimer: everyone knows that is just a figure of speech. I have no desire to bury a body.

See how Rob referred to having a friend who "is black" and not a "black friend" and how his post was devoid of fried chicken remarks? VikingMan, you should strive to be more like him.

Off topic, Rob, UM as in Ann Arbor? If so, I got my MBA there

JJ Gold · 09-25-2015, 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG

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Off topic, Rob, UM as in Ann Arbor? If so, I got my MBA there

Main Black Associate?

Good to see everyone teaming up and celebrating diversity!

Horatio Caine · 09-25-2015, 06:41 AM

2 words - boones farm

Rob · 09-25-2015, 07:28 AM

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Off topic, Rob, UM as in Ann Arbor? If so, I got my MBA there

University of Miami.

Started on my MBA at the University of South Florida, but never finished.

atom · 09-25-2015, 07:52 AM

I have a friend who is black. He is Somalian transplant here. One of the nicest, most hardworking people I know.

When I get a few beers in him I can get him to do the "Look at me, LOOK AT ME! I am the captain now!"

Best-In-BC · 09-25-2015, 07:56 AM

loser....

L-Pink · 09-25-2015, 07:59 AM

Remember, unlike white girls, if she asks if her ass looks big "hell ya" is the correct answer.

mineistaken · 09-25-2015, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

I try to have friends of various ethnicities but it hardly ever works out.

Why do you "try" that? Becoming friends comes naturally. Only libtard morons "try to have friends of various ethnicities" to "prove" something.
Normal people do not try to have friends just because of ethnicity, they just have friends that come naturally to them.

Markul · 09-25-2015, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Remember, unlike white girls, if she asks if her ass looks big "hell ya" is the correct answer.

j3rkules · 09-25-2015, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Remember, unlike white girls, if she asks if her ass looks big "hell ya" is the correct answer.

PR_Glen · 09-25-2015, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Why do you "try" that? Becoming friends comes naturally. Only libtard morons "try to have friends of various ethnicities" to "prove" something.
Normal people do not try to have friends just because of ethnicity, they just have friends that come naturally to them.

sarcasm and irony is a little advanced for you it appears.

mineistaken · 09-25-2015, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

sarcasm and irony is a little advanced for you it appears.

You must be really dumb to think that I (or anybody) did not understand that.

VikingMan · 09-25-2015, 08:58 AM

I will update you guys in a few weeks. Also I love upsetting PC liberals and watching them wet their panties. Most of them are very racist and full of hatred. Also they cannot take a joke.

CurrentlySober · 09-25-2015, 09:08 AM

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So I am trying to make friends with a a black female...

cant you just buy one?

EddyTheDog · 09-25-2015, 09:14 AM

I think I have a spare one - Let me check the basement...

dyna mo · 09-25-2015, 09:21 AM

hung out with a black chick a while back. it just so happens i enjoy trident watermelon gum, it's delicious and sugar-free, i asked her if she would like a piece of gum, ryan goessling said that's a pretty good line....but it didn't go over so good in this sitch.

mineistaken · 09-25-2015, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

I will update you guys in a few weeks. Also I love upsetting PC liberals and watching them wet their panties. Most of them are very racist and full of hatred. Also they cannot take a joke.

brassmonkey · 09-25-2015, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

hung out with a black chick a while back. it just so happens i enjoy trident watermelon gum, it's delicious and sugar-free, i asked her if she would like a piece of gum, ryan goessling said that's a pretty good line....but it didn't go over so good in this sitch.

xXXtesy10 · 09-25-2015, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Gold

Main Black Associate?

Good to see everyone teaming up and celebrating diversity!

Major Bullshit Artist

dyna mo · 09-25-2015, 09:36 AM

oopsie, i mean i hung out with a chick who...... oops, i mean female who is black, not a black female, that would be racist.

Colmike9 · 09-25-2015, 09:36 AM

I've fucked more black girls than white girls..

Colmike9 · 09-25-2015, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

oopsie, i mean i hung out with a chick who...... oops, i mean female who is black, not a black female, that would be racist.

You mean a melanin-sufficient lady..

dyna mo · 09-25-2015, 09:43 AM

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You mean a melanin-sufficient lady..

crap!

either way, i didn't get laid that night.

mineistaken · 09-25-2015, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

I've fucked more black girls than white girls..

How so?

newB · 09-25-2015, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

You mean a melanin-sufficient lady..

Good rule of thumb is people first, so it would be 'lady who is malanin-sufficient.'

But then, that might upset the feminists, so howsabout 'person who is malanin and X chromosome sufficient.'

newB · 09-25-2015, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

How so?

Doggy-style, most likely.

mineistaken · 09-25-2015, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by newB

Good rule of thumb is people first, so it would be 'lady who is malanin-sufficient.'

But then, that might upset the feminists, so howsabout 'person who is malanin and X chromosome sufficient.'

The most sensitive, humane and politically correct way to address said person

EddyTheDog · 09-25-2015, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

The most sensitive, humane and politically correct way to address said person

That suggests that white people are melanin insufficient - Not PC at all...

Colmike9 · 09-25-2015, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by newB

Doggy-style, most likely.

Well, you're almost right, they all seem to love it but their asses are usually way too big for that to work..

EddyTheDog · 09-25-2015, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

Well, you're almost right, they all seem to love it but their asses are usually way too big for that to work..

It's why black guys have big dicks...

Sly · 09-25-2015, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

Well, you're almost right, they all seem to love it but their asses are usually way too big for that to work..

Little dick?

Colmike9 · 09-25-2015, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Little dick?

lol, I knew that was coming

Not at all, if I wasn't camera shy you'd all see me on the tubes..

Sly · 09-25-2015, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

lol, I knew that was coming

Not at all, if I wasn't camera shy you'd all see me on the tubes..

Uh-huh.

Colmike9 · 09-25-2015, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Uh-huh.

I was at a kink party last week with about 1000 people and I kept hearing how big my cock was when I skinny dipped in the pool and fucked my gf and her friend..

iFriends · 09-25-2015, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

I am thinking about bringing over some fried chicken and see how she handles it. Or maybe I could smear the fried chicken all over my body so it has a pheromone type effect?

Do this and report back.

Bryan G · 09-25-2015, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by atom

I have a friend who is black. He is Somalian transplant here. One of the nicest, most hardworking people I know.

When I get a few beers in him I can get him to do the "Look at me, LOOK AT ME! I am the captain now!"

Hahahaha

09-24-2015, 09:05 PM	#1
VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,497	So I am trying to make friends with a a black female She is educated and is in an executive level position of a fairly large firm. We are hangout out again this weekend. It has been about 7 years since I had a black friend. My last black friend now lives 3 states away and we never talk anymore other than maybe once a year text/call. Anyone else have a black friend? I mean a good friend or best friend like someone you could call up and get bailed out of jail type of friend, not just someone you call or hang out with once in a while. I try to have friends of various ethnicities but it hardly ever works out. I am thinking about bringing over some fried chicken and see how she handles it. Or maybe I could smear the fried chicken all over my body so it has a pheromone type effect?

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Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	One of my closest friends in the world is black. He's my kids' god father and I'm his daughter's god father. He was my roommate my freshman year at UM, and we have been very close friends ever since. He would help me bury a body, no questions asked. And I would do the same for him. *Disclaimer: everyone knows that is just a figure of speech. I have no desire to bury a body.

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VikingMan Exploiting human weakness Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: next to a salmon stream Posts: 6,497	I will update you guys in a few weeks. Also I love upsetting PC liberals and watching them wet their panties. Most of them are very racist and full of hatred. Also they cannot take a joke.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,588	hung out with a black chick a while back. it just so happens i enjoy trident watermelon gum, it's delicious and sugar-free, i asked her if she would like a piece of gum, ryan goessling said that's a pretty good line....but it didn't go over so good in this sitch.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,588	oopsie, i mean i hung out with a chick who...... oops, i mean female who is black, not a black female, that would be racist.

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