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The Useless Fact Thread
Feel free to add more as I love learning shit like this. It's great for small talk and conversation starters.
![]() 1. A salute was first introduced in medieval times when knights passing each other would raise their visor to show their face. This was a sign of respect and became military tradition. 2. The term, "Something smells fishy" has actually nothing to do with fish. It's from the Lindbergh baby kidnapping case in the 1930's. The suspect Richard Hauptmann said he received suspicious items in his possession from an associate, Isidor Fisch. Fisch had passed away so the the investigators said his story smelled "Fischy". |
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1 In the Arctic, the sun sometimes appears to be square.
2 Most American car horns honk in the key of F. 3 Right-handed people live, on average; nine years longer than left handed people.
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1. For every human being on earth, there are about 200 million insects.
2. The harmonica is the world's most popular instrument. 3. By the time they are 65 years old, most Americans have watched more than nine years worth of television. |
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Ever wonder what the difference was between a hotel and a motel?
In a motel, the doors open to the outside of the building (you are physically outdoors). In a hotel, when you open your room door, you're still inside the building. |
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A cockroach will live 9 days without it's head. Before it starves to death...
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You have taught me something - Thanks
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someone needs to tell motel 6 that then, i've stayed in a few that had hall ways hehe
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![]() But most of the Motel 6's I've ever stayed, the doors always opened to the outside. I clearly remember the one in Orlando when I was younger because my neighbors were running out of their room, jumping over the side rail directly into the pool below. I thought they were GODS amongst men. There are also some hybrids out there that call themselves Inns, Suites, etc. |
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Can any of the dating gurus here confirm this ??
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. ![]() |
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Don't know motel 6, but could be that they introduced new buildings later (as in started with the motel type building). And that it did not make sense to change the brand just for that.
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You cannot lick your elbow.
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My dick is 10" long.
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Towels are designed to be used looped thread side against your wet skin, the loops pulling the water off your body.
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English has the largest vocabulary of any language on the planet - by far. Here's part of the reason.
English is a fusion of the germanic language the English people originally spoke - until the French-speaking Normans made French the official language after conquering it in 1066. And that's why English always has two root words for just about everything, one Latin/French and one German. The German-root word is always the lower-prestige word because it was the language working people still spoke at home after the Conquest. So "copulation" from Latin/French is a civilized word, while "fuck" from the German "ficken" is considered vulgar. It was all about the economic status of the people who used the word in England. Ignition/Fire. Aqueous/Water, etc. |
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It would take 200,000 laser pointers to kill a human...or so says this Gizmodo article.
How Many Laser Pointers Would It Take to Kill a Human? ![]()
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Some people can - I saw someone do on a TV prog once...
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The third-listed ingredient in Mountain Dew is orange juice concentrate.
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There is bull cum in Red Bull (google it).
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The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com
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If you put a drop of alcohol on a scorpion, it will go mad and sting itself to death.
In Hamburg there is a kindergarten for adult men. Shit of wombat has a cubic shape. Belching and sneeze in Nebraska churches are prohibited by law. In Ohio it's forbidden to serve alcoholic beverages to fishes. In Arizona its illegal to have more than two dildos in one house. October 8th is the World Day of the Zombie! Justin Bieber lost 80,000 of his Twitter followers after shortening his hair. Human DNA and DNA of banana are the same on 50%.
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Yeah, i'm sure that is the case with those. Either that or they bought out the owners of an older hotel.
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Saddam Hussein was given the key to the city of Detroit.
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The billionth digit of Pi is 9.
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We shake hands to show we're friend not foe. We use our right hand, our sword hand.
If you have $10 in your pocket and no debt. You are richer than 25% of Americans. The light from the North Star was emitted in the 16th Century. Using iTunes to build a Nuclear Bomb. Is against their terms of service. Traffic is king. LOL |
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You park in the driveway, drive on the parkway, and the freeway often isn't.
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Didn't he own sex.com and a few other porn related domains way back when? Did not realize he was the founder of Match. Wow.
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Christopher Catling cooked meat pies, named 'kit-cats' after him, which became the favourite meal of a group of influential people who gathered in London eateries.
This gathering became known as the Kit-Cat Club, which had strong ties to political and literary spheres in London. Nestle found the association to the chocolate bar through early branded boxes which feature both Christopher Catling, his shop and the club. When Rowntree?s decided to make the individual bars, they transferred the KitKat name, without the associated imagery. |
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I'am surfing GFY after a couple of years, lost my pass but get it back.
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13% Rule in the U.S.
About half of U.S. Adults who could be registered to vote actually are. (50%) The highest turn-out of those that are registered in U.S. elections is during a Presidential race where just over half of those that are registered actually vote.(25%) Since it only takes a majority of voters (now just 13%) to elect anyone, is it any wonder the U.S. is controlled by special interest? Useless ? They are facts ! Boy... if you could have the money spent trying to convince those 13%, we could probably fund education ! |
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Pouring salt on dead Frog legs makes them twitch
When I first heard of this I couldn't believe it.
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