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buyandsell · 01-11-2016, 10:54 AM

Colander-wearing former Utah porn star and 'Pastafarian' sentenced to house arrest for DUI at daughter's school | Daily Mail Online

what happenend to asia carerra the smart porn girl who wasn't crazy or on drugs

Scott McD · 01-11-2016, 10:56 AM

Wtf ?!?!?!?

Scott McD · 01-11-2016, 10:57 AM

I remember meeting her at one of the Vegas shows years ago. She used to be hot as hell. Damn girl what happened yo!!

TheLegacy · 01-11-2016, 10:57 AM

Colander-wearing former Utah porn star and 'Pastafarian' sentenced to house arrest for DUI at daughter's school | Daily Mail Online

not sure why your link didn't go through but trying this one

Yes surprising - I met her and not sure what happened

$money$ · 01-11-2016, 10:58 AM

nice hair cut

atom · 01-11-2016, 11:25 AM

Does this surprise anyone? Typical Asian woman aging syndrome. From 18 to 45 in about 3 months.

Coup · 01-11-2016, 11:25 AM

I'm the colander IRL

BIGTYMER · 01-11-2016, 11:27 AM

I'm a member, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

mikesouth · 01-11-2016, 11:28 AM

Welcome to 2014

Sometimes Word Just Don?t Exist « MikeSouth.Com

Harmon · 01-11-2016, 11:31 AM

I bet she still give a mean blowjob... looks like she may have went dike though.

Evil Chris · 01-11-2016, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth

Welcome to 2014

Sometimes Word Just Don?t Exist « MikeSouth.Com

Yeah this is old news.

C H R I S · 01-11-2016, 11:37 AM

Wow she changed alot over the years.....

She was one of the last "Porn Stars"

mineistaken · 01-11-2016, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth

Welcome to 2014

Sometimes Word Just Don?t Exist « MikeSouth.Com

How so? The article is about DUI that happened in 2015 and sentenced recently. Wel at least not in 2014.

VSKevin · 01-11-2016, 11:48 AM

Wow, that's a huge change. But it really is true, Asian peeps do get that 18-50 look in months. But up until that point, we look awesome lol.

CaptainHowdy · 01-11-2016, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

I bet she still give a mean blowjob...

...

adultmobile · 01-11-2016, 06:19 PM

The photo of license wearing a pasta strainer in head is genius.

She was known as smart because she made her website herself back in 1996, I am old enough to remember his site well, achive org reminds even better:

https://web.archive.org/web/19970327...iacarrera.com/
https://web.archive.org/web/19970327...om/index2.html
https://web.archive.org/web/19970327...om/index3.html

She wrote geeky nerdy notes such as: "Hey newbies! Do the pictures on your screen look really dotty? Make sure your monitor is set to 64,000 colors! If you have Windows95, go to the main screen and click the right mousy button. Click "properties", then "settings". Select "high color(16 bit)". That's it! (That's also where you can change your screen size from 640x480 to 800x600 if you can't see the whole width of my screen!)"

It was not only her, I remember other porn stars was webmasters of own site in 1998 or so, as I exchanged emails with one (forgot who she was) about some of my java applets she was using. But Asia was the most known "smart nerd" porn star. She say it herself, just to be sure:

https://web.archive.org/web/19970327....com/bio2.html

"We all know I was an academically gifted little girl."

However she adds:

"Shortly before my seventeenth birthday, I ran away from home. I stayed where I could, with a rock'n'roll band, with friends, with strangers, in houses, in hotels, at one point in a tent." "So the next day I took a bottle of vodka and got myself hired at all the local go-go bars. "

Which is consistent with recent news, and not necessarily in contrast with being good academic girl, or her ability to write html code at a time when most of the gfy guys was unable to, yet.

There is that photo where you could see lots of html, java etc. books in her library in background, that was a big fetish at the time for me, since I both like asians and code:

Spunky · 01-11-2016, 06:25 PM

She has seen better days

johnnyloadproductions · 01-11-2016, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultmobile

The photo of license wearing a pasta strainer in head is genius.

She was known as smart because she made her website herself back in 1996, I am old enough to remember his site well, achive org reminds even better:

Reading accounts of people who coded HTML back in the day, you could bill thousands for it, even basic stuff.
Ev Williams talked about this in "Founders at work" when he did contract gigs before and during Blogger and who later went on to cofound Twitter and now Medium.com.

Interesting thing is there is more opportunity now then ever for software development, but making sound code that works seamlessly is an order of magnitude harder than before and actually takes a lengthy investment on your part.

PaperstreetWinston · 01-11-2016, 09:32 PM

damn thats crazy

AdultB2B · 01-12-2016, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thelegacy

colander-wearing former utah porn star and 'pastafarian' sentenced to house arrest for dui at daughter's school | daily mail online

not sure why your link didn't go through but trying this one

yes surprising - i met her and not sure what happened

damn she's fugly!

LetterTwenty7 · 01-12-2016, 03:58 AM

Stockings and heels change a woman completely.
If you add solarium and makeup, it's a full package.

_Richard_ · 01-12-2016, 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Wtf ?!?!?!?

have none of you heard of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

it's a legal joke.. All Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!! Pastafarians FTW

djroof · 01-12-2016, 04:30 AM

she goes crazy...

CaptainHowdy · 01-12-2016, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

She has seen better days

...

bronco67 · 01-12-2016, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Wtf ?!?!?!?

I can't believe I dropped so many loads to her videos. She looks like captured Viet Cong soldier.

Caldo · 01-12-2016, 05:23 AM

crazy news

=^..^= · 01-12-2016, 08:21 AM

Porn star "look terrible" without makeup?
Mother of special needs child has alcohol problem ?
Member of Church of flying spaghetti monster wears collander in DL photo?

NOTHING TO SEE HERE IDIOTS.. MOVE ALONG!!!
there is nothign unusual about any of this .

blackmonsters · 01-12-2016, 08:25 AM

The meaning of life happened to her.

You know: 42

adultmobile · 01-12-2016, 10:42 AM

It's all in wikipedia, as usual:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asia_Carrera

"Carerra's colander was worn in honor of the mock religion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; she is one of about a dozen "Pastafarian" Utahns who have worn a colander in their official state ID photos"

"She married nutritionist and author Don Lemmon on December 19, 2003. Lemmon was killed in a car accident near Las Vegas on June 10, 2006. On April 14, 2010, Carrera confessed on her blog that she became an alcoholic after Lemmon's death, that she had joined Alcoholics Anonymous"

VikingMan · 01-12-2016, 11:18 AM

The problem some attractive women have is that there is always some desperate white knight there to "save them" and they never have to fully face the consequences of their actions. Now she looks like every other middle aged portly Asian female and her luck has ran out.

ITraffic · 01-12-2016, 11:20 AM

she seems healthy and happy.

https://www.facebook.com/asiacarreralemmon

don't believe everything you read on the internet.

Google Expert · 01-12-2016, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I remember meeting her at one of the Vegas shows years ago. She used to be hot as hell. Damn girl what happened yo!!

adultmobile · 01-12-2016, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ITraffic

she seems healthy and happy.

https://www.facebook.com/asiacarreralemmon

don't believe everything you read on the internet.

With makeup she changes a lot into better, she always been like this.

Looks complaints about Carrie Fisher same story

muthisdev · 01-13-2016, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Wtf ?!?!?!?

I'm in loooooove!

The Ghost · 01-14-2016, 12:28 AM

I'd still hit it

seeandsee · 01-14-2016, 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultmobile

With makeup she changes a lot into better, she always been like this.

Looks complaints about Carrie Fisher same story

JJ Gold · 01-14-2016, 05:19 AM

Booze and children will rob a lady of her looks.

If she is for Trump then I wish her all the best.

Magnetron · 01-14-2016, 09:32 AM

Sometimes logging into GFY is like walking into a stupid factory.

Tom-LifeSelector · 01-14-2016, 09:59 AM

She has a funny picture in her driving license

Irv O. Neil · 01-14-2016, 03:13 PM

In 1994, I wrote the original screenplay of one of her best films, The Masseuse 2 from Vivid, co-starring Ashlyn Gere, Leena, Tony Tedeschi, and Steven St. Croix. Asia was very good in it, a talented actress besides being a hot sex performer.

Masseuse II (Video 1994) - IMDb

Writing that film was a good experience as I had a lot of freedom to write the story as I saw fit. Through its melodrama and sex scenes, it examined the different ways people approach working in the sex business. Ashlyn Gere won Best Actress for her portrayal. I saw Asia in Vegas at the AVNs when The Masseuse 2 was nominated for a bunch of awards. She was quite friendly and really gorgeous. I got to interview her a couple of times during her XXX heyday as well.

Paul Thomas did a good job directing 1994's Masseuse 2 and it's worth checking out.

muthisdev · 01-14-2016, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

http://www.mynews13.com/content/dam/news/images/2015/07/2/star-wars-comic-con-harrison-ford-and-mark-hammill-and-carrie-fisher-1-071015.JPG

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug." - Rick James

Magnetron · 01-15-2016, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irv O. Neil

In 1994, I wrote the original screenplay of one of her best films, The Masseuse 2 from Vivid, co-starring Ashlyn Gere, Leena, Tony Tedeschi, and Steven St. Croix. Asia was very good in it, a talented actress besides being a hot sex performer.

Masseuse II (Video 1994) - IMDb

Writing that film was a good experience as I had a lot of freedom to write the story as I saw fit. Through its melodrama and sex scenes, it examined the different ways people approach working in the sex business. Ashlyn Gere won Best Actress for her portrayal. I saw Asia in Vegas at the AVNs when The Masseuse 2 was nominated for a bunch of awards. She was quite friendly and really gorgeous. I got to interview her a couple of times during her XXX heyday as well.

Paul Thomas did a good job directing 1994's Masseuse 2 and it's worth checking out.

I think that was the first film I saw her in.

FriendFinding_Jay · 01-15-2016, 01:35 PM

So crazy. I heard the people in Utah didn't want her kids in the same school because of her porn past.

Irv O. Neil · 01-17-2016, 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magnetron

I think that was the first film I saw her in.

I hope you enjoyed it. The story was somewhat downbeat but it had some powerful scenes.

I also wrote Masseuse 3 a few years later, starring Taylor Hayes, and I even had a nice little role in it as a strip joint customer, getting a lapdance from Chloe Nicole.

Although they were part of Vivid's first Masseuse series (which has since been redone with people like Jenna Jameson), each film I wrote in the 90s was an original independent story. Their only connection was the title "Masseuse."

420 · 01-17-2016, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magnetron

Sometimes logging into GFY is like walking into a stupid factory.

Only sometimes? Welcome to the internet.

davecummings · 01-17-2016, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Colander-wearing former Utah porn star and 'Pastafarian' sentenced to house arrest for DUI at daughter's school | Daily Mail Online

not sure why your link didn't go through but trying this one

Yes surprising - I met her and not sure what happened

She was fabulous to interact with on sets. She could memorize a script with one speed-read of it. Very beautiful girl in every way. When her husband was killed in an auto accident, she seemed to lose her interest in porn and put her sole efforts into raising her kids. Seeing her walking around on set in a towel or nothing-at-all was such a sexual blessing.

I witnessed her nude in a bathtub, and it almost caused me to blow my load before the shoot even started. I miss her.

buyandsell · 01-17-2016, 07:30 PM

>> I witnessed her nude in a bathtub, and it almost caused me to blow my load before the shoot even started. I miss her.

wow thats deep man

EliteWebmaster · 01-17-2016, 11:50 PM

I never get the whole so and so is a "smart" porn girl. I heard the same thing about Kayden Kross being so smart. Yet this is the same broad that pulled that mortgage scam and got caught.

There are no such thing as "smart" porn girls. If they were so smart, they wouldn't be spreading their legs as a career choice.

With the lone exception being Jenna because she cashed out of ClubJenna at the right time

Google Expert · 01-18-2016, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buyandsell

>> I witnessed her nude in a bathtub, and it almost caused me to blow my load before the shoot even started. I miss her.

wow thats deep man

fuck off back to 4chan, faggot

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EliteWebmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,983	I never get the whole so and so is a "smart" porn girl. I heard the same thing about Kayden Kross being so smart. Yet this is the same broad that pulled that mortgage scam and got caught. There are no such thing as "smart" porn girls. If they were so smart, they wouldn't be spreading their legs as a career choice. With the lone exception being Jenna because she cashed out of ClubJenna at the right time