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Old 11-07-2016, 05:45 AM   #1
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"My cock used to be much bigger"

This weekend I've met this cute girl, she sounds quite experienced hence a little leaning towards big-cockery.

When push comes to shove, my excuse for being an average sized man will be that the lack of use made me lose a couple of inches along these years.

Women are weird, so she may fall for it?
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Old 11-07-2016, 06:11 AM   #2
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As long as she doesn't use a magnifying glass to examine your manhood, you have nothing to fear
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Old 11-07-2016, 06:19 AM   #3
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As long as she doesn't use a magnifying glass to examine your manhood, you have nothing to fear
I would concur with the Chang view.

Just get it out and shove it in.
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Old 11-07-2016, 06:49 AM   #4
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garry is a well known tiny penis, he will be able to give you some tips and you can apply it to your average situation
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Old 11-07-2016, 08:41 AM   #5
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Don't get too stressed about this... some girls just say stuff like that to make fun. Make her scream and she'll rethink it )
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Old 11-07-2016, 08:53 AM   #6
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don't even worry about that shit. no need to say something like that. its pretty dumb and will just put her off.
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Old 11-07-2016, 08:58 AM   #7
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Women are weird, so she may fall for it?
I know you made this thread for clicks and giggles but just in case...women may be weird but they're not stupid lol
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Old 11-07-2016, 11:23 AM   #8
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This weekend I've met this cute girl, she sounds quite experienced hence a little leaning towards big-cockery.

When push comes to shove, my excuse for being an average sized man will be that the lack of use made me lose a couple of inches along these years.

Women are weird, so she may fall for it?
Do what Donald does, tell her you're a Billionaire All of a sudden you will grow, by leaps and bounds
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Old 11-07-2016, 12:03 PM   #9
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Shave your pubes and it will look bigger...
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I use the metric system when it comes to my penis. If a girl asks how big it is I tell her, "17." She doesn't need to know I am talking centimeters. If things get to the point where she sees it and she says, "That's not 17 inches." I then say, "I'm hung in France and I tell them to not be racist. "
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Old 11-07-2016, 12:58 PM   #11
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Shave your pubes and it will look bigger...
Just be really careful with the shaver...
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Old 11-07-2016, 01:05 PM   #12
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You could tell her you needed the money and swapped cocks with Peter North...

Or chop it off and pretend you are a lesbian - How long is your tongue?....
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Old 11-07-2016, 01:37 PM   #13
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Fuck telling them you're a billionaire. Tell her you own a winery. A winery near me the owner is about 90. Every weekend he has women falling all over him.
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Old 11-07-2016, 01:38 PM   #14
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This weekend I've met this cute girl, she sounds quite experienced hence a little leaning towards big-cockery.

When push comes to shove, my excuse for being an average sized man will be that the lack of use made me lose a couple of inches along these years.

Women are weird, so she may fall for it?
As long as your cock is smaller than hers you're good to go bro
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Old 11-07-2016, 02:48 PM   #15
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This weekend I've met this cute girl, she sounds quite experienced hence a little leaning towards big-cockery.

When push comes to shove, my excuse for being an average sized man will be that the lack of use made me lose a couple of inches along these years.

Women are weird, so she may fall for it?
You should do what I did and get a smaller girlfriend.
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Old 11-07-2016, 03:07 PM   #16
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Just tell her that her pussy is abnormally large probably due to all the black gang bangs the whore attends.
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Liquor her up, pop a viagra and dim the lights. If she still giggles start choking her and say we didn't set up a safe word yet did we.
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Old 11-08-2016, 04:15 AM   #19
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I use the metric system when it comes to my penis. If a girl asks how big it is I tell her, "17." She doesn't need to know I am talking centimeters. If things get to the point where she sees it and she says, "That's not 17 inches." I then say, "I'm hung in France and I tell them to not be racist. "
What race in France?
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If you make it clear you have money, then your dick will in her eyes instantly become 2x longer, 2x thicker and 2x harder.
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Old 11-08-2016, 06:30 AM   #21
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Old 11-08-2016, 08:39 AM   #22
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Old 11-12-2016, 09:16 PM   #23
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My girlfriend is short and said it's not cock size that matters. She can't get an orgasm out of her pussy. Just out of sucking her small tits as she rides me. Says I'm the perfect height, as I don't have to strain my neck to suck them. Her ex-husband was over 6' with a 9" dick but had to try and get in position.
Best part is she can deep throat anything, even me. I'm not telling, but I wear size U.S. 13 1/2 Nikes and I'm only 5'6"
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