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CaptainHowdy · 11-07-2016, 05:45 AM

This weekend I've met this cute girl, she sounds quite experienced hence a little leaning towards big-cockery.

When push comes to shove, my excuse for being an average sized man will be that the lack of use made me lose a couple of inches along these years.

Women are weird, so she may fall for it?

Look Chang · 11-07-2016, 06:11 AM

As long as she doesn't use a magnifying glass to examine your manhood, you have nothing to fear

Vendot · 11-07-2016, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

As long as she doesn't use a magnifying glass to examine your manhood, you have nothing to fear

I would concur with the Chang view.

Just get it out and shove it in.

pimpmaster9000 · 11-07-2016, 06:49 AM

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Eliza Miller · 11-07-2016, 08:41 AM

Don't get too stressed about this... some girls just say stuff like that to make fun. Make her scream and she'll rethink it

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BlackCrayon · 11-07-2016, 08:53 AM

don't even worry about that shit. no need to say something like that. its pretty dumb and will just put her off.

Adnium_Ivana · 11-07-2016, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Women are weird, so she may fall for it?

I know you made this thread for clicks and giggles but just in case...women may be weird but they're not stupid lol

JFK · 11-07-2016, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

This weekend I've met this cute girl, she sounds quite experienced hence a little leaning towards big-cockery.

When push comes to shove, my excuse for being an average sized man will be that the lack of use made me lose a couple of inches along these years.

Women are weird, so she may fall for it?

Do what Donald does, tell her you're a Billionaire

All of a sudden you will grow, by leaps and bounds

Scott McD · 11-07-2016, 12:03 PM

Shave your pubes and it will look bigger...

kane · 11-07-2016, 12:08 PM

I use the metric system when it comes to my penis. If a girl asks how big it is I tell her, "17." She doesn't need to know I am talking centimeters. If things get to the point where she sees it and she says, "That's not 17 inches." I then say, "I'm hung in France and I tell them to not be racist. "

redwhiteandblue · 11-07-2016, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Shave your pubes and it will look bigger...

Just be really careful with the shaver...

EddyTheDog · 11-07-2016, 01:05 PM

You could tell her you needed the money and swapped cocks with Peter North...

Or chop it off and pretend you are a lesbian - How long is your tongue?....

Sunny Day · 11-07-2016, 01:37 PM

Fuck telling them you're a billionaire. Tell her you own a winery. A winery near me the owner is about 90. Every weekend he has women falling all over him.

Bladewire · 11-07-2016, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

This weekend I've met this cute girl, she sounds quite experienced hence a little leaning towards big-cockery.

When push comes to shove, my excuse for being an average sized man will be that the lack of use made me lose a couple of inches along these years.

Women are weird, so she may fall for it?

As long as your cock is smaller than hers you're good to go bro

ruff · 11-07-2016, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

This weekend I've met this cute girl, she sounds quite experienced hence a little leaning towards big-cockery.

When push comes to shove, my excuse for being an average sized man will be that the lack of use made me lose a couple of inches along these years.

Women are weird, so she may fall for it?

You should do what I did and get a smaller girlfriend.

MiamiBoyz · 11-07-2016, 03:07 PM

Just tell her that her pussy is abnormally large probably due to all the black gang bangs the whore attends.

TheDynasty · 11-07-2016, 06:37 PM

hahahhahahhaha

ErectMedia · 11-07-2016, 07:19 PM

Liquor her up, pop a viagra and dim the lights. If she still giggles start choking her and say we didn't set up a safe word yet did we.

pornguy · 11-08-2016, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kane

I use the metric system when it comes to my penis. If a girl asks how big it is I tell her, "17." She doesn't need to know I am talking centimeters. If things get to the point where she sees it and she says, "That's not 17 inches." I then say, "I'm hung in France and I tell them to not be racist. "

What race in France?

k0nr4d · 11-08-2016, 05:06 AM

If you make it clear you have money, then your dick will in her eyes instantly become 2x longer, 2x thicker and 2x harder.

Google Expert · 11-08-2016, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by ruff

You should do what I did and get a smaller girlfriend.

What breed is it?

CaptainHowdy · 11-08-2016, 08:39 AM

Thanks, guys

...

Sunny Day · 11-12-2016, 09:16 PM

My girlfriend is short and said it's not cock size that matters. She can't get an orgasm out of her pussy. Just out of sucking her small tits as she rides me. Says I'm the perfect height, as I don't have to strain my neck to suck them. Her ex-husband was over 6' with a 9" dick but had to try and get in position.
Best part is she can deep throat anything, even me. I'm not telling, but I wear size U.S. 13 1/2 Nikes and I'm only 5'6"

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Sunny Day Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,406	Big cock My girlfriend is short and said it's not cock size that matters. She can't get an orgasm out of her pussy. Just out of sucking her small tits as she rides me. Says I'm the perfect height, as I don't have to strain my neck to suck them. Her ex-husband was over 6' with a 9" dick but had to try and get in position. Best part is she can deep throat anything, even me. I'm not telling, but I wear size U.S. 13 1/2 Nikes and I'm only 5'6"