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12-14-2016, 12:24 AM
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Fake Nick 1.0
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I'll never help anyone again......EVER!!
I'm too kindhearted, or just too stupid!! Yesterday it was so cold out that I took a man into my home out of the kindness of my heart. I felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!
The last straw?!?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?! Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor!!! I'm warning you!!
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12-14-2016, 12:49 AM
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Dutch Webmaster!
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12-14-2016, 01:15 AM
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aww, you are too kind!
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12-14-2016, 01:28 AM
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So fucking bland
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Good one! :D
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12-14-2016, 02:40 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Made me smile
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12-14-2016, 04:03 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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You cant say sorry after fuck
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12-14-2016, 05:21 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Ahahahahahahaha!!
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12-14-2016, 05:30 AM
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All Your Design Needs
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12-14-2016, 05:42 AM
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LOL That was a good one
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12-14-2016, 07:30 AM
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12-14-2016, 07:31 AM
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I need a beer
 
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He's a mother fuckin star boy!
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12-14-2016, 07:41 AM
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StraightBro
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I gotta try some of that moonshine in Tennessee
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12-14-2016, 08:26 AM
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VIP
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12-14-2016, 11:05 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I want some of what he is drinking.
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12-14-2016, 11:07 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Should have got him making content lol
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12-14-2016, 12:52 PM
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) nice one!
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12-14-2016, 01:03 PM
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Too lazy to set a koala
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hehe
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12-14-2016, 01:23 PM
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Living The Dream
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Don't eat the yellow snow, that's all I remember from childhood.
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12-14-2016, 01:38 PM
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Happy holidays to you too!
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12-14-2016, 01:48 PM
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StraightBro
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12-15-2016, 02:43 AM
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happy holidays 2 u 2!!!!!!!!! :P
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12-15-2016, 02:46 AM
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12-15-2016, 03:34 AM
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Webmaster
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That was cute
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12-15-2016, 03:39 AM
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Cute, very kind of you :P take care nexxt time
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12-15-2016, 04:39 AM
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你自己去他媽的
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Is this a joke or no
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12-15-2016, 05:01 AM
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Confirmed Fetishist
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12-15-2016, 06:13 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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At what point in the evening did the butt sex occur?
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12-15-2016, 10:05 AM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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12-15-2016, 10:07 AM
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maybe he just can't think straight anymore dude..
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12-15-2016, 11:45 AM
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fgfdftre6
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I caught him and took care of him for you!
Last time he does that shit to anyone else! Your welcome
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12-15-2016, 01:02 PM
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