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02-24-2017, 07:10 PM
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Trump!
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Some guy waited 2 hours to sit down to player poker
And I felted him in two hands
 Got quad queens, took half his stack...then next hand had the nut flush and felted him What a fucking cuck. Waits 2 hours to get STACKED in two hands |
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02-24-2017, 07:13 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Don't spend both dollars at once baller OP
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02-24-2017, 07:13 PM
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Trump!
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I won $450 today
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02-24-2017, 07:13 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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Of course you did dear...
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02-24-2017, 07:15 PM
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Trump!
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People are so goddam annoying at the poker table, always talk about eating, not paying attention, etc...it PISSES ME OFF
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02-24-2017, 07:21 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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02-24-2017, 07:22 PM
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Trump!
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02-24-2017, 07:24 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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02-24-2017, 07:28 PM
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Trump!
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02-24-2017, 07:31 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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02-24-2017, 07:35 PM
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Trump!
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02-24-2017, 07:39 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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02-24-2017, 07:40 PM
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Trump!
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felted in 2 hands
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02-24-2017, 07:41 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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02-24-2017, 07:43 PM
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Trump!
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it happened
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02-24-2017, 07:45 PM
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The probability of a four of a kind in seven cards is 0.00168067, the probability of the nut flush is 0.00227851.
The odds of hitting both of these in back to back hands is 1 out of 573,000. I call bullshit. |
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02-24-2017, 07:48 PM
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Trump!
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I had Ace Queen...flop came Queen 3 queen...then another queen then a nine... 2nd hand I had Ace of clubs and 10 of diamonds...it went heart club club club club FELTED! Those calculations are wrong btw you idiot! ROFL |
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02-24-2017, 07:51 PM
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Total of 7 cards, sport. Doesn't change the math. |
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02-24-2017, 07:52 PM
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Trump!
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02-24-2017, 07:55 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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02-24-2017, 07:56 PM
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Trump!
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02-24-2017, 08:01 PM
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Just Doing My Own Thing
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02-24-2017, 08:07 PM
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02-24-2017, 08:11 PM
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You felted him with two hands and mouth
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02-24-2017, 08:12 PM
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Trump!
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So sad to wait two hours and then get STACKED in 5 minutes/2 hands ROFL! I can't stop chuckling
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02-24-2017, 08:12 PM
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Confirmed Asshole
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“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.” -- Ulysses S. Grant |
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02-24-2017, 08:13 PM
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Trump!
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you guys are just oh so funny
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02-25-2017, 01:58 PM
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Trump!
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too funny
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02-25-2017, 02:31 PM
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So fucking bland
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02-25-2017, 02:37 PM
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Sieg Hi!
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Nice intro on your pokeradventures with the goal to ask for a 10k loan later...
How transpicuous... ...building credibility takes a bit bit longer then 1 day....
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02-25-2017, 02:54 PM
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Hmmmm...
I have my own poker name "Phat Boy Poker" don't look me up though... I am crap
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02-25-2017, 05:47 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Nice
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02-26-2017, 01:10 PM
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Trump!
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Just got felted at the 2-5 table, hey it goes in waves!
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02-26-2017, 01:11 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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02-26-2017, 03:38 PM
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emperor of my world
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