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Old 07-22-2017, 09:57 AM   #1
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Ever had to make eye contact while chatting with a chick when she's dressed like this ?? [pic]




It's not easy, as I just found out




Those mesh style tops just kill me
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Old 07-22-2017, 01:20 PM   #2
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If it's eye contact she wants shouldn't dress like that.
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Old 07-22-2017, 01:37 PM   #3
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Old 07-22-2017, 02:53 PM   #6
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That shit totally does it for me...
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For some some strange reason they just make me hungry - I wasn't even breast fed...
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I'd rather make eye contact with her at the precise moment my dick is about ready to squirt a load inside of her pussy.
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Old 07-22-2017, 05:39 PM   #11
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Old 07-22-2017, 06:41 PM   #12
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Old 07-22-2017, 06:45 PM   #13
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Old 07-22-2017, 06:50 PM   #14
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I know a few that definitely shouldn't - ...
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Old 07-23-2017, 10:43 AM   #15
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True story
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Old 07-23-2017, 11:48 AM   #18
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Aren't you gay tho?
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Old 07-23-2017, 03:13 PM   #19
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Just Damn....Who is she? she is smokin....I agree that eye contact isn't her goal in wearing that
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Old 07-23-2017, 05:08 PM   #20
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Not gay. Bi I think.
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Old 07-23-2017, 07:50 PM   #21
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Eye contact is not obligatory when a woman chooses to dress like that. I wouldn't just stare directly at her tits, but I wouldn't try to hide that I'm stealing a few quick looks during our chat. If she doesn't like it, then why did she wear that? But trust me, she likes it when you look.

Please don't mistake this for one of those woman hating rants you can see around here. I love women, and have no problem with a girl showing her stuff because she's got it and knows it. More power to her. But she doesn't have any right to be mad about a man doing what he's biologically programmed to do...which is to look at beautiful tits.
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Old 07-23-2017, 07:54 PM   #22
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Not gay. Bi I think.
110% gay - It was a lame attempt at a joke...

I will do better next time.....
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You make eye contact with her, tell her that her breasts are gorgeous (which she already knows) then you ask her if she would like to see your anaconda. This works every single time here in Miami.
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I was going to post that.
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I will do better next time.....
You just get worse every day, don't you
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It's not easy, as I just found out

Those mesh style tops just kill me
Oh my Lord
She is adorable and a Foxxx
I can't wait to have women again
I miss them extremely
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She looks very much like this Sydney chick I meet, does some web work too, not porn sighs, Sammy? see if I can find her profiles.
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She looks very much like this Sydney chick I meet, does some web work too, not porn sighs, Sammy? see if I can find her profiles.
I'll tell you one thing, my mother she has always wanted to go to Australia. God knows fucking why. But when I have money I want to send her there. Are you from there? Do you know what's going on there?
Perhaps you could help me figure out what is a good idea, there
Also if I were to accompany her I'd love to grab a beer with you and see could we stand one another at all
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I'm New Zealand born but lived in Sydney for the past 20 years, Aus is a good place, but if all she wants to do is cuddle a Koala bear and see a kangaroo, save your money and take a trip to your local zoo, because that's where you will view them best, here as well.
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I'm New Zealand born but lived in Sydney for the past 20 years, Aus is a good place, but if all she wants to do is cuddle a Koala bear and see a kangaroo, save your money and take a trip to your local zoo, because that's where you will view them best, here as well.

True - I was in Aus for a year or so - I did see koalas and kangaroos, but trust me we had to look for them hard - When we did see them they were always heading in the opposite direction and you just saw their asses in the distance or squashed on the side of the road...

We did see a wild Cassowary close up - They are very rare and it was pure luck.....
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I was at the ANME Founders Show (sex toy show) last week with Jay Kopita and we met a woman who had her boobs ready to pop out at any moment. It was very distracting really.
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Australia tried to trick me
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