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Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 12:38 PM

fiddy

Serge_Oprano · 04-29-2003, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
so, i guess we should probably start a death pool for amp. I say he dies this saturday at 4AM, a knife in the face while he sleeps.

better than cock in the mouth
;-)))

Gary · 04-29-2003, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

better than cock in the mouth
;-)))

depends who you ask.

Amp LOVES the cock

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

better than cock in the mouth
;-)))

are you suggesting that my stalker is gay?

hey.... he may be gay, but at least I have a stalker.

Serge_Oprano · 04-29-2003, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by Gary

depends who you ask.

Amp LOVES the cock

really???

Amp,
take 2! and call me in the morning
;-))

Gary · 04-29-2003, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

really???

Amp,
take 2! and call me in the morning
;-))

Dont post my private photos, thats really low class.

Serge_Oprano · 04-29-2003, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

are you suggesting that my stalker is gay?

hey.... he may be gay, but at least I have a stalker.

my stalker, confucy aka gooeycandy, is in the mental institution...

took me a while, but ....
;-)))

Serge_Oprano · 04-29-2003, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by Gary

Dont post my private photos, thats really low class.

oh, c'mon, your face is NOT shown!
;_)))

Gary · 04-29-2003, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

oh, c'mon, your face is NOT shown!
;_)))

True, but since i also expose myself in parks on weekends, i can be easily identified by the cock.

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

my stalker, confucy aka gooeycandy, is in the mental institution...

took me a while, but ....
;-)))

no way! You drove your stalker insane??

dude..... that's the ultimate. I can only hope of one day snapping the mind of my stalker....

you rock man

Gary · 04-29-2003, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

no way! You drove your stalker insane??

dude..... that's the ultimate. I can only hope of one day snapping the mind of my stalker....

you rock man

Go for the NECK, not the mind.

Serge_Oprano · 04-29-2003, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Gary

Go for the NECK, not the mind.

wrong!

fuckin' with one's mind is the ULTIMATE!!!!

breaking necks is for sissies!
;-)))

BJ · 04-29-2003, 12:51 PM

once you find out who it is...

send a care package consisting of a crutch, a ball pean hammer, and some tarrot cards

Gary · 04-29-2003, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

wrong!

fuckin' with one's mind is the ULTIMATE!!!!

breaking necks is for sissies!
;-)))

Perhaps, but when they are standing over your bed with knife in hand, i say go for the neck.

Serge_Oprano · 04-29-2003, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by Gary

Perhaps, but when they are standing over your bed with knife in hand, i say go for the neck.

will never happen,
I have dogs
;-)))

but...if he comes with a juicy bone (NOT bonner)
than it's another story
;-)))

-=HOAX=- · 04-29-2003, 12:56 PM

So I'm sitting here at the adult.com headquarters...and my cel ring...the phone says, "AMP"...so i answer, "WHat the fuck do you want?"

There is a pause and I hear, "you just called me about an hour ago, and I want to know what the fuck is going on..."

So I say"...uh...I dunno dude, my phone must've been unlocked and called you from my pocket."

(Amp's number was the first number in my phonebook...alphatbetical and all...ask AaronM about the vegas fiasco.)

And then..."So who the hell is this..."

Uh, its me amp, hoax...what's up.

Oh...HOAX...its me amp...I'm being stalked...

Click...

I have this vision of AMP in a loin cloth carrying a pointed stick stalkig the steamy jungles of Hawaii whispering "Richard" into the bush...its fairly homoerotic and I think I like it...

good luck amp...

EDIT:this post is so full of grammatical errors I decided to leave it alone...its beautiful in its raw form.

Gary · 04-29-2003, 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

will never happen,
I have dogs
;-)))

but...if he comes with a juicy bone (NOT bonner)
than it's another story
;-)))

Sure, i got dogs too. But amp...amp has no dogs. Poor guy

Serge_Oprano · 04-29-2003, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by Gary

Sure, i got dogs too. But amp...amp has no dogs. Poor guy

he doesn't????

isn't he living with a bitch?
;-)))

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 01:01 PM

word is now that this "Richard" guy has somewhat of an east coast accent.... although I can't be sure since I've not talked to him yet... but that's what I'm being told. No word yet if there was a gay lisp or not.

chupacabra · 04-29-2003, 01:01 PM

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There was some guy who called our little friend at peer2peerporn.com from GFY making death threats. He seemed to know the guy's past, where he used to live etc...

maybe this guy is an ex skip-tracer or bill collector... those people usually know the methods for coming up w/ phone numbers and addresses w/ ease..

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 01:01 PM

no dogs.... but I got pedes.

Fletch XXX · 04-29-2003, 01:01 PM

hahaha Amp is handlin it nicely.

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by chupacabra

maybe this guy is an ex skip-tracer or bill collector... those people usually know the methods for coming up w/ phone numbers and addresses w/ ease..

I considered that in my case too..... there's only one person / company stupid enough to be pushing anything.... and I know who they are. If it is them..... they're gonna be in some seriously deep legal shit.

quiet · 04-29-2003, 01:02 PM

this place keeps getting weirder. i'm with Gary, never answer the phone.

Gary · 04-29-2003, 01:02 PM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

he doesn't????

isn't he living with a bitch?
;-)))

no...thats me.

Gary · 04-29-2003, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by quiet
this place keeps getting weirder. i'm with Gary, never answer the phone.

Of course, my family and friends all know the only way to get in touch with me is email/icq.

Wow, im such a loser.

Smegma · 04-29-2003, 01:05 PM

Alas.. it was me. I was drunk and bored.. sorry man.

not

Serge_Oprano · 04-29-2003, 01:05 PM

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Originally posted by Gary

no...thats me.

do you bite ears or lick 'em?

Smegma · 04-29-2003, 01:06 PM

GFY Hosting, I could see it now..

"Thank you for calling Go Fuck Yourself Hosting, how can I direct your call".

Excellent Sales Technique.

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 01:06 PM

quick note for my stalker:

I gotta run out for about 30 minutes.... so if you call, please leave a msg.

thanks

Fletch XXX · 04-29-2003, 01:06 PM

AdultNex · 04-29-2003, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
word is now that this "Richard" guy has somewhat of an east coast accent.... although I can't be sure since I've not talked to him yet... but that's what I'm being told. No word yet if there was a gay lisp or not.

There's an East coast accent?

What type? New Yorker? Bostonian?

Gary · 04-29-2003, 01:09 PM

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano

do you bite ears or lick 'em?

As i learned from the very educational movie Snow Dogs, always bite the ears

Sarah_Jayne · 04-29-2003, 01:16 PM

wow, some people need to chill and get perspective...can't imagine waking up one dy and deciding to be a stalker.

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by AdultNex

There's an East coast accent?

What type? New Yorker? Bostonian?

aren't they all the same?

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 01:29 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
<img src=http://www.fletchxxx.com/images/richard.jpg border="1">

lol... sweet

FATPad · 04-29-2003, 01:30 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

aren't they all the same?

Nope.

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
wow, some people need to chill and get perspective...can't imagine waking up one dy and deciding to be a stalker.

what's worse is.... what kinda loser has such a lack of a life to wanna stalk ME? LOL..... fuck.... I'm not interesting, influential, or otherwise. The only outcome from stalking me is public humiliation. I have nothing else to offer.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-29-2003, 01:36 PM

think of it this way - it must be more than they have to offer.

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 01:47 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
think of it this way - it must be more than they have to offer.

I guess.... but since they know so much about me, they should know by now that it's really not worth their time. There is nothing to be gained here except aggravation. I make for a really bad stalking target. I don't get rattled or nervous... I don't get scared.... I don't owe anyone any large sums of debt.... all my kids are accounted for and being paid for.... my taxes are legit.... I can't be blackmailed.... I can't be threatened....

I'm probably one of the most untouchable fuckers there is. I've spent my entire life covering my ass, so that, that sort of stuff can't ever happen. Sure, I suppose someone can get past and current info on me.... but it doesn't really do any good. I have nothing to hide.

so.... aside from that stuff.... what else is there? I don't get it. What an utter waste of time and energy on someone's part.

although I guess I'm sorta flattered.

Gary · 04-29-2003, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

I guess.... but since they know so much about me, they should know by now that it's really not worth their time. There is nothing to be gained here except aggravation. I make for a really bad stalking target. I don't get rattled or nervous... I don't get scared.... I don't owe anyone any large sums of debt.... all my kids are accounted for and being paid for.... my taxes are legit.... I can't be blackmailed.... I can't be threatened....

I'm probably one of the most untouchable fuckers there is. I've spent my entire life covering my ass, so that, that sort of stuff can't ever happen. Sure, I suppose someone can get past and current info on me.... but it doesn't really do any good. I have nothing to hide.

so.... aside from that stuff.... what else is there? I don't get it. What an utter waste of time and energy on someone's part.

although I guess I'm sorta flattered.

what about the animal stuff?

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by Gary

what about the animal stuff?

true... there was that chicken incident....

Gary · 04-29-2003, 01:54 PM

Gary · 04-29-2003, 01:55 PM

Well, everyone has a "chicken incident" in their past. theres no great shame there.

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 01:55 PM

maybe that's why I'm not getting any more calls.... maybe he realized how truly boring I really am.

Gary · 04-29-2003, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
maybe that's why I'm not getting any more calls.... maybe he realized how truly boring I really am.

Probably. I realized that after our first phone call.

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 01:56 PM

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Originally posted by Gary

Probably. I realized that after our first phone call.

bastard

Gary · 04-29-2003, 01:56 PM

97 bitches!

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2003, 01:57 PM

well, so recapping here....

through a concocted story about a hosting issue, and a few long distance phone calls, he has successfully identified where I lived 6 years ago, and where I live now.

I guess congratulations are in order....?

Gary · 04-29-2003, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
well, so recapping here....

through a concocted story about a hosting issue, and a few long distance phone calls, he has successfully identified where I lived 6 years ago, and where I live now.

I guess congratulations are in order....?

im celebrating with post 99

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04-29-2003, 12:56 PM	#66
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	So I'm sitting here at the adult.com headquarters...and my cel ring...the phone says, "AMP"...so i answer, "WHat the fuck do you want?" There is a pause and I hear, "you just called me about an hour ago, and I want to know what the fuck is going on..." So I say"...uh...I dunno dude, my phone must've been unlocked and called you from my pocket." (Amp's number was the first number in my phonebook...alphatbetical and all...ask AaronM about the vegas fiasco.) And then..."So who the hell is this..." Uh, its me amp, hoax...what's up. Oh...HOAX...its me amp...I'm being stalked... Click... I have this vision of AMP in a loin cloth carrying a pointed stick stalkig the steamy jungles of Hawaii whispering "Richard" into the bush...its fairly homoerotic and I think I like it... good luck amp... EDIT:this post is so full of grammatical errors I decided to leave it alone...its beautiful in its raw form. __________________ Insert Value Here.

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	word is now that this "Richard" guy has somewhat of an east coast accent.... although I can't be sure since I've not talked to him yet... but that's what I'm being told. No word yet if there was a gay lisp or not. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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04-29-2003, 01:02 PM	#74
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04-29-2003, 01:16 PM	#84
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	wow, some people need to chill and get perspective...can't imagine waking up one dy and deciding to be a stalker.

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04-29-2003, 01:57 PM	#99
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	well, so recapping here.... through a concocted story about a hosting issue, and a few long distance phone calls, he has successfully identified where I lived 6 years ago, and where I live now. I guess congratulations are in order....? __________________ SIG TOO BIG