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Old 07-06-2018, 06:11 AM   #1
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A cyber-coquette just asked me for a picture of my, in her own rather suspicious and somewhat playful words, “dead cock”. I've already asked for help regarding taking a good (or the probably best considering the raw material at hand) snap at my turgent third-thumb but not in the state of everyday limpness. Any photographical /aesthetical recommendations on this odd request? I'm a little bit puzzled.
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Old 07-06-2018, 06:23 AM   #2
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A cyber-coquette just asked me for a picture of my, in her own rather suspicious and somewhat playful words, “dead cock”. I've already asked for help regarding taking a good (or the probably best considering the raw material at hand) snap at my turgent third-thumb but not in the state of everyday limpness. Any photographical /aesthetical recommendations on this odd request? I'm a little bit puzzled.
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Old 07-06-2018, 11:12 AM   #3
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That's too literal . . .
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Old 07-06-2018, 11:37 PM   #4
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Old 07-07-2018, 11:38 AM   #5
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Spot on as usual, Look Chang . . .
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Anything but POV on the pic.. try to set up a camera looking at you..
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A cyber-coquette just asked me for a picture of my, in her own rather suspicious and somewhat playful words, “dead cock”. I've already asked for help regarding taking a good (or the probably best considering the raw material at hand) snap at my turgent third-thumb but not in the state of everyday limpness. Any photographical /aesthetical recommendations on this odd request? I'm a little bit puzzled.
No help here but your cyber cock asked you for a snap picture and wants to know what you would you do.... i'm a bit puzzled?
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Anything but POV on the pic.. try to set up a camera looking at you..
That was a really helpful tip, MindWaste. I might even ask another girl to take a picture of it .
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You can also take a mirror selfie and photoshop the attribute to make it more attractive ...

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I ought to read more closely. At first glance I thought:
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