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Old 09-03-2018, 08:00 PM   #1
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23-Inch Sex Toy Removed From Man’s Colon

Two—foot sex toy? Pushed all the way in? Ouch!
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Old 09-03-2018, 08:29 PM   #2
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Was it nizer ebb?
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Old 09-03-2018, 08:52 PM   #3
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Old 09-03-2018, 11:00 PM   #4
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It's called "having eyes bigger than ass" ...
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Old 09-04-2018, 02:50 AM   #5
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it's a mini baseball bat already
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Old 09-04-2018, 06:25 AM   #6
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So that's what really happened to Bladewire ?
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Old 09-04-2018, 09:21 AM   #7
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Evil! But funny. But Evil!
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Old 09-04-2018, 09:34 AM   #8
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Old 09-04-2018, 01:56 PM   #10
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You would think after the grueling trek to get the first 12 inches in, he might think this couldn't end well and abort.
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Old 09-04-2018, 04:03 PM   #11
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I wonder how much they charged him, hopefully he learned his lesson..
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Old 09-04-2018, 06:25 PM   #12
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The photo of it inside him is scary. Guys and toys are cool, but, 23 inches? Talk about size queens!

A big part of me thinks this isn’t real. It’s practically under his armpit but the route from anus to colon goes through intestines and other organs. It went straight up unless I’m seeing the x-ray wrong

I’m just imagining him walking into the ER and explaining what’s wrong ... He needs lessons about cords attached to the end, like tampons, to pull it out when stuck.
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Old 09-05-2018, 01:35 AM   #13
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Old 09-05-2018, 05:52 AM   #14
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Old 09-05-2018, 02:35 PM   #16
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no pics of the sex toy...


highly disappointing
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Old 09-06-2018, 01:59 AM   #17
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He got ripped off buying the 2 foot versian the extra inch may have helped.
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Old 09-06-2018, 03:04 AM   #18
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Before anybody asks - No it wasn't!..
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Old 09-06-2018, 05:50 AM   #19
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Old 09-06-2018, 01:32 PM   #21
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The story is misleading. He didn't want the toy removed, just the batteries changed.
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