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Slowly dying
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23-Inch Sex Toy Removed From Man’s Colon
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Was it nizer ebb?
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NAME THE JEW
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grammar nazis
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Sexpat
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It's called "having eyes bigger than ass" ...
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Let's Make Money
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it's a mini baseball bat already
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So that's what really happened to Bladewire ?
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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You would think after the grueling trek to get the first 12 inches in, he might think this couldn't end well and abort.
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I wonder how much they charged him, hopefully he learned his lesson..
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The photo of it inside him is scary. Guys and toys are cool, but, 23 inches? Talk about size queens!
A big part of me thinks this isn’t real. It’s practically under his armpit but the route from anus to colon goes through intestines and other organs. It went straight up unless I’m seeing the x-ray wrong I’m just imagining him walking into the ER and explaining what’s wrong ... He needs lessons about cords attached to the end, like tampons, to pull it out when stuck.
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aka K-Man
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What a lightweight! Pffft.
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23 inches = 58.42 centimeters
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no pics of the sex toy...
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He got ripped off buying the 2 foot versian the extra inch may have helped.
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Before anybody asks - No it wasn't!..
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Adult Design Since 2003
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That's a long one.
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So Fucking Banned
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The story is misleading. He didn't want the toy removed, just the batteries changed.
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