Porn to be taught to 11 year old children at UK schools... - GoFuckYourself.com

CurrentlySober · 01-15-2019, 06:04 AM

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/819474...n-school-kids/

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Smack dat · 01-15-2019, 07:34 AM

I know someone that was banned for this exact topic.

CaptainHowdy · 01-15-2019, 07:58 AM

Watching porn doesn't prepare you for real-life sex whatsoever . . .

CurrentlySober · 01-15-2019, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

I know someone that was banned for this exact topic.

Not at all. I'm sure we both remember that person was talking about watching it with his daughter at home...

Not at school as part of the curriculum and with an official UK newspaper link to accompany it...

Bladewire · 01-15-2019, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

I know someone that was banned for this exact topic.

Why are you lying?

CurrentlySober · 01-15-2019, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

Watching porn doesn't prepare you for real-life sex whatsoever . . .

No, they are suggesting it will prepare them for the DISAPPOINTMENT of real life sex, which I kinda agree with. Unless you are with a high end pornstar / escort it's unlikely they will have the perfect body that appears in porn films.

Speigelau · 01-15-2019, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

Why are you lying?

Technically he's not lying since it was his other nick Clickety Click who created the thread about wanting to show hardcore porn to his 8 yr old daughter and was banned for it.

bronco67 · 01-15-2019, 01:11 PM

So there's one thread about how the UK is trying to block porn so kids can't see it...and in this thread they're going to use it as a teaching aide.

I don't understand.

CurrentlySober · 01-15-2019, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

So there's one thread about how the UK is trying to block porn so kids can't see it...and in this thread they're going to use it as a teaching aide.

I don't understand.

Welcome to the logic of the United Kingdom...

Smack dat · 01-15-2019, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Speigelau

Technically he's not lying since it was his other nick Clickety Click who created the thread about wanting to show hardcore porn to his 8 yr old daughter and was banned for it.

Pretty sure it was a tongue in cheek joke about the exact same subject this thread is about. Y'all didn't get it is all.

Speigelau · 01-15-2019, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Smack dat

Pretty sure it was a tongue in cheek joke about the exact same subject this thread is about. Y'all didn't get it is all.

Well you posted it, so you should know for sure, not "pretty sure". There was nothing in the thread title, your initial post and your subsequent posts in that thread that indicated it was a joke. It was only after you got banned that you said you were only joking. I'm sure you realize now that there is nothing funny about saying you're going to show hardcore porn to your young daughter

Smack dat · 01-16-2019, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Speigelau

Well you posted it, so you should know for sure, not "pretty sure". There was nothing in the thread title, your initial post and your subsequent posts in that thread that indicated it was a joke. It was only after you got banned that you said you were only joking. I'm sure you realize now that there is nothing funny about saying you're going to show hardcore porn to your young daughter

You mean like they are going to do in UK schools?

Yep, not funny.

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