Keanu Reeves' has a new girlfriend who looks like his Mum - GoFuckYourself.com

CaptainHowdy · 11-07-2019, 02:47 PM

Probably got tired of ripe and ready pussy . . .

escorpio · 11-07-2019, 03:06 PM

46 is young pussy to some of us, son.

The Porn Nerd · 11-07-2019, 03:10 PM

Isn't Keanu Reeves gay?

AmateurFlix · 11-07-2019, 03:14 PM

I seriously thought that was Helen Mirren at first glance.

JSWENSON · 11-07-2019, 03:17 PM

It is.....

JSWENSON · 11-07-2019, 03:18 PM

K is in his 50's.

femdomdestiny · 11-07-2019, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

Isn't Keanu Reeves gay?

even gay is better than being forced to watch "this" every day.

MaDalton · 11-07-2019, 05:28 PM

These threads are always great to identify the incels of GFY

CaptainHowdy · 11-07-2019, 05:29 PM

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K is in his 50's.

Looks like she was cute back in her blooming days . . .

King Mark · 11-07-2019, 05:36 PM

Keanu has an army on imgur that would destroy you

King Mark · 11-07-2019, 05:36 PM

Also, in America we don't say mum. Where you from?

OneHungLo · 11-07-2019, 06:13 PM

From everything I've read about the dude he seems like a pretty normal guy. He's even very generous. Kind of hard to hate on him here.

Mr Pheer · 11-07-2019, 06:21 PM

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Seems like a normal, good looking couple to me.

JSWENSON · 11-07-2019, 06:27 PM

But she doesn't dye her hair so she'll get hate.

MaDalton · 11-07-2019, 06:35 PM

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But she doesn't dye her hair so she'll get hate.

imagine how sad your existence must be if you get joy from coming to a porn webmaster board to hate on the looks of another mans girlfriend

JSWENSON · 11-07-2019, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

imagine how sad your existence must be if you get joy from coming to a porn webmaster board to hate on the looks of another mans girlfriend

A big chunk of the crew here has gotten more and more bitter over the years. The ones that started out bitter went out of business. Weird place.

NatalieK · 11-07-2019, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by AmateurFlix

I seriously thought that was Helen Mirren at first glance.

exactly this, so why is Helen Mirren part of this thread? No relation...

blackmonsters · 11-07-2019, 07:09 PM

Fuck up if true op.

escorpio · 11-07-2019, 08:06 PM

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Seems like a normal, good looking couple to me.

And down to earth, as well. I think it's pretty cool he's not dating some botox bimbo 30 years his junior.

ilnjscb · 11-07-2019, 08:25 PM

He was one of David Geffen's boys so it is likely he swings both ways. Most of what A list stars do is carefully choreographed, since millions of dollars are at stake.

Helix · 11-07-2019, 08:42 PM

Impeach him!!
Reeeeeeeeee.

Grapesoda · 11-07-2019, 09:27 PM

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yeah its weird to see an A list actor with an age appropriate girlfriend

Grapesoda · 11-07-2019, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AmateurFlix

I seriously thought that was Helen Mirren at first glance.

yeah I can see that

Grapesoda · 11-07-2019, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

These threads are always great to identify the incels of GFY

that an pointy elbows

Biggie Smalls Web Writing · 11-07-2019, 10:51 PM

He doesn't give a flying fuck what any of us think

MassMarketing · 11-07-2019, 11:26 PM

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He doesn't give a flying fuck what any of us think

Bingo! Not two shits.

Ferus · 11-07-2019, 11:52 PM

Keanu Reeves got some love in his life again, and people try to spin that to something negative? is this what you idiots want?

I'm all for calling idiots and the competition out, but this? making fun of a genuine nice guy? really?

fuck that shit, I'm out...

fuzebox · 11-08-2019, 12:49 AM

I'd hit it.

pimpmaster9000 · 11-08-2019, 12:51 AM

keanu is older than her like 6-7 years...

NatalieMojoHost · 11-08-2019, 04:29 AM

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And down to earth, as well. I think it's pretty cool he's not dating some botox bimbo 30 years his junior.

+1... I'm glad he isn't, and happy for him. He was very down for a very long time after what happened with his daughter being stillborn and the grief-caused divorce. KR is good people. That's one celeb I don't like people hating on.

MaDalton · 11-08-2019, 04:45 AM

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keanu is older than her like 6-7 years...

he's 55, she's 46

i don't see where the fucking problem is

but i guess now that every village idiot can access the internet, we have to live with these retards.

King Mark · 11-08-2019, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb

He was one of David Geffen's boys so it is likely he swings both ways. Most of what A list stars do is carefully choreographed, since millions of dollars are at stake.

Nah, Keanu rides the ny subway by himself with no security regularly. Nothing choreographed about that. Dude has no worries.

He's a genuinely good dude so that's the energy he gets back. I'm sure that woman is his real partner.

PR_Glen · 11-08-2019, 08:49 AM

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And down to earth, as well. I think it's pretty cool he's not dating some botox bimbo 30 years his junior.

a good opposing comparable is Drake and Kylie Jenner... whether they are dating or not Drake is only around her and her family for more views and likes and celebrity weight and despite growing up in the same place as Keanu, is a pure attention whore, with very little talent other than getting attention--his music is terrible (and i like a LOT of music, even pop!)

oh and she is as plastic and fake as humanly possible.

Grapesoda · 11-08-2019, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

a good opposing comparable is Drake and Kylie Jenner... whether they are dating or not Drake is only around her and her family for more views and likes and celebrity weight and despite growing up in the same place as Keanu, is a pure attention whore, with very little talent other than getting attention--his music is terrible (and i like a LOT of music, even pop!)

oh and she is as plastic and fake as humanly possible.

It takes a lot of talent to manage the press and public to get money from them like the kardashians like Paris Hilton and like Drake

ilnjscb · 11-08-2019, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by King Mark

Nah, Keanu rides the ny subway by himself with no security regularly. Nothing choreographed about that. Dude has no worries.

He's a genuinely good dude so that's the energy he gets back. I'm sure that woman is his real partner.

Maybe so, but if so he is an outlier

The Porn Nerd · 11-08-2019, 12:13 PM

I always liked Keanu. I'm happy for him.

MatureKing · 11-08-2019, 12:29 PM

Keanu my old fellow, but I never saw him.. just thoughts about him.. we were drive car on hills. And I was say something

NatalieK · 11-08-2019, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Ferus

Keanu Reeves got some love in his life again, and people try to spin that to something negative? is this what you idiots want?

I'm all for calling idiots and the competition out, but this? making fun of a genuine nice guy? really?

fuck that shit, I'm out...

at least threads like this, they prove there´s idiots on GFY. When I read these insults, it makes me realise not to listen to the ass wipes insulting me, they would insult anyone, whether it´s age, character or body, absolute twats...

The girlfriend has remained natural and Keanu is as sexy as ever

PR_Glen · 11-08-2019, 01:48 PM

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It takes a lot of talent to manage the press and public to get money from them like the kardashians like Paris Hilton and like Drake

yeah, that's why i like the rolling stones. they have such fantastic talent and abilities to manage the press and public the way they do. also why i like jack nicholson. his press management skills are off the charts!

get the fuck out of here with that bullshit, those people are shit stains and will be forgotten long from now and one of those examples you listed has already fallen the route of pauly shore.
Master P and Lil bowow were gigantic at one time. They will both be rich forever and are happy, that's great, but neither of them are talented either.

King Mark · 11-08-2019, 02:01 PM

Master P and the whole no limit got booed off the stage the other night lmao

Idigmygirls · 11-08-2019, 02:57 PM

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K is in his 50's.

To be fair, I think she'd be 10x prettier if she paid some attention to her hair. Professional style and colour is all it would take imho for her to be a knockout.

Obviously, if they're both happy, then more power to them! But for an A-lister's gf, I would think that some minor attention to appearance would really be in order.

TrafficTitan · 11-08-2019, 07:05 PM

She looks like 66, he looks like 45

D Ghost · 11-08-2019, 08:02 PM

He's making a statement. And what he's essentially saying is ... "Hey, guys, it is cool to date older women." ("especially if they match you in a monochromatic fashion")

AmeliaG · 11-09-2019, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Idigmygirls

To be fair, I think she'd be 10x prettier if she paid some attention to her hair. Professional style and colour is all it would take imho for her to be a knockout.

Obviously, if they're both happy, then more power to them! But for an A-lister's gf, I would think that some minor attention to appearance would really be in order.

Her hair is silver, but, if you think that is not an expensive haircut, then you don't know women's hair.

Reeves looks more styled sometimes as well, but nobody should spend every day red carpet-ready. That's no way to live.

Idigmygirls · 11-09-2019, 01:36 PM

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Her hair is silver, but, if you think that is not an expensive haircut, then you don't know women's hair.

Reeves looks more styled sometimes as well, but nobody should spend every day red carpet-ready. That's no way to live.

Top pic looks silver, bottom pic looks very clearly uncoloured grey with some residual black.

Silver is the wrong choice. IDC how expensive it is, his hair looks dark. In order for the couple not to look age-mismatched, she needs a colour that is younger looking.

Now, having said that, I admit that I'm no expert on women's hair, but I am an expert on what makes women look good, and her hair colour is definitely wrong for this pairing.

CaptainHowdy · 11-09-2019, 02:00 PM

Overall, isn't critiquing someone else's partner an evolutionary trait ? ?

Grapesoda · 11-10-2019, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

yeah, that's why i like the rolling stones. they have such fantastic talent and abilities to manage the press and public the way they do. also why i like jack nicholson. his press management skills are off the charts!

get the fuck out of here with that bullshit, those people are shit stains and will be forgotten long from now and one of those examples you listed has already fallen the route of pauly shore.
Master P and Lil bowow were gigantic at one time. They will both be rich forever and are happy, that's great, but neither of them are talented either.

who pissed in your Cheerios? try and get over yourself will ya

candyflip · 11-12-2019, 09:01 AM

I love the silver hair on younger chicks (as in...not your typical silver fox). I think she's sexy.

Den BongaCash · 11-12-2019, 09:57 AM

If he's happy, why not? He really deserves it.

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