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Virus infected monkeys who escaped a crash.
Do I get super powers if an infected monkey bites me? Or does that only work with spiders?
Oh well https://www.sungazette.com/uncategor...tine-facility/
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Demons.
That's your natural response to seeing these pictures / reading this news? I guess it's the same genetics that were involved with every other historic rotten parasitic disgrace - so should not be surprised. |
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Sure, exactly 100 monkeys were on the way, and of course only 1 is accounted for..
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Anytime animals come from overseas from certain countries they are held in quarantine. If one of these monkeys bit you, you might get smarter because you sure couldn't get stupider. .
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4 escaped, they caught 3 pretty quickly and have now caught the fourth. .
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Cause that'll teach them to never run away again!
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They were on the way to quarantine because there is always potential
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So, yes there is always potential. The topic is labeled "Virus infected monkeys....." There is no proof whatsoever that the monkeys had any infections. .
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https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/42/71.53
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Sounds like a sub-plot from Planet of the Apes
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If you're right then I apologize. If I'm right then you can join me in making porn for our new simian overlords. ![]()
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i cunt a4da monkey...
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Not 1 person gets it.
If I were you I'd worry more about how YOU & YOUR FAMILY will be EXPERIMENTED ON by aliens, in their own simulation/matrix labs, instead of entertainment movies - where you are bred/cloned for eternity for the sake of the SUPERIOR SPECIES (i.e. NOT YOU) making scientific discoveries, CREATING HELL ON EARTH in the process without one shit given^. Exactly like you don't care one bit about doing it to these animals, enslave them generation after generation, force breed them, clone them, torture them... 100% parasitic behavior. And what's next, not one shit given about colonising the galaxy/universe? YEAH RIGHT. |
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I care... ![]() ![]() but i cunt... ![]() |
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Making a joke of EVERYTHING is sadistic. Some things can be serious.
It's just a way to belittle anyone with a different opinion so you can bolster & encourage each other's parasitic feasting. Exactly the same happened with every other historic disgrace - and there are plenty of them. Look at the sadistic 'joke' of photos taken with little black boys & girls who've been enslaved & branded. Of course it was made out to be a joke at the time by people with 100% match genetics as you. |
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try to do a bit of monkeying around on The Zoo these days and everybody goes full bananas ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Fallon was contacted Saturday by the CDC and was told to monitor herself for any cold-like symptoms. https://www.wnep.com/article/news/lo...c-11696e5b791c It's the end of the world as we know it and I've got women's underwear half off.
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yes im sure you're untouchable & you've not already been cloned 50 billion times & put through similar situations that u joke about
bec u r a superior being that if left to your own devices would still be able to come up with inventions that only 1 person [0.00000000000000000000001%] in history has come up with that completely altered the fate of all humanity now u can just sit back over-stuffing your face & make jokes, whilst some desperate immigrant is working in ur slaughterhouse going insane & using chickens as footballs and 'scientists' r working desperately so human beings can live forever & be superior over everything & everyone - knowing absolutely every single thing - so there is nothing left about life anymore, except all of the lives you created hell for, that were meaningless |
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They are monkeys from Mauratania which is in Africa. The monkeys live in the jungle and can carry all sorts of diseases that may be harmful to humans, just like pretty much any wild animal. The least of these might be a common cold and the worst, something like Ebola. So, when these monkeys come from Africa they have to go into a 31 day quarantine to make sure they do not have any diseases. Meanwhile, anybody that would come into contact with these animals would be advised to watch for symptoms of any diseases. If these monkeys were known to definitely be carrying diseases they would not have been being transported in the manner they were, they would have been in some kind of full containment unit. .
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It's one of those books that I recommend everyone read. Well... Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor, It seems that the difference between you and I is that I'm not an over the top optimist. In fact I'm more of a "let's wait and see" kind of guy. The only thing that makes me look like a pessimist is that there's been a hell of a lot of lies and sick games played on the public. So, given the circumstances I'm naturally suspicious.
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Do you have an actual permit to run a zoo? Or do you have a farm? Or do you just have several animals?
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1st, I import, export and breed equines.
2nd, Looks like my jokes weren't all that funny or far from the truth : https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ion-fears.html Covid part 2 - The monkey pandemic has begun. ps> I'll make fun of you on tiktok if you start demanding that I show you a vaccine certificate ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Then I would think that you would be familiar with CDC and state regulations in regards to the importation of animals.
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You're obviously also very emotionally invested in this conversation and I'm not. I find this story and pretty much everything to do with the pandemic a form of dark comedy. So to me this is funny and I'm also unable to feel any kind of empathy towards those that are lost in the narrative. Unfortunately I suspect that might anger you and a few others on here. All I can say is that I'm also an asshole... But at least I'm honest asshole.
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How can ya'll mention 12 Monkeys & Outbreak but not 28 Days Later!!!! It's a masterpiece!
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Then you would be familiar with mandatory quarantines on various imported animals and if that were true you probably wouldn't have posted this thread.
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28 Days is sooo good it lasts for weeks
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You're just trying to 'troll-win' what you believe to be an argument and I speculate it's because you're either bored or you just need to feel tough. Or maybe you're just an asshole like I am.
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As far as your conjecturing as to why I am bothering to reply: You posted a thread in a community forum. The usual reason for posting in a community forum is to invite discourse from members of the community. I am a member of the community and I therefore chose to answer. You could have ignored my replies as easily as I could have ignored your posts. You chose not to, just as I did. .
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Ah, thank you. I'm not sure that I realized that all posts were meant for debate.
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Have you ever tried just LEAVING THE GOD-DAMN ANIMALS ALONE?
IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR YOU? You're all acting like those Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis mind controlling parasites, that cannot control themselves. Although that's just their natural way to survive - DO YOU NEED TO ENSLAVE ANIMALS FOR SELFISH ENTERTAINMENT, SADISTIC CONTROLLED/MANIPULATED 'PETS', SICK EVIL EXPERIMENTS that will never end & follow humanity to everywhere in the universe they come across life... Humanity is a potential dangerous virus-parasite to life in the universe... Do you honestly think you are the most superior species, that can just get away with this disgrace? There's no disgrace in being the Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis (that you are repulsed over) but there is being human^ ![]() |
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Looks like you're a couple of drinks behind, this is the fucking around section of the board.
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We are all going to die. Enjoy the rest of your day.
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Nice big smiley joke face, is that a pic of your grandad?
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Everytime I've seen Sarettah posting on this board, this is who I picture on the other end. A fat slob who spends his days on a defunct message board arguing about the most retarded of things. No one loves him, so he spends his days trolling.
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