I'm short on cash for the holidays, so I asked my new girlfriend to have sex with a few men - GoFuckYourself.com

Tube Ace · 12-24-2021, 04:39 PM

I'm short on cash for the holidays, so I asked my new girlfriend to have sex with a few men I would introduce her to. She actually had the nerve to get upset! Can you believe that?

I asked her if she knew any women she could introduce me to that would pay me to have sex with because I would do it for us if I could. She said "no" with a disgusted look on her face. I asked her, "am I not good looking enough?". She said "no, you're very handsome, but women don't have to pay for sex".

I asked "why not?". "Because dick is free" she said. "Ah, I see. Thanks for proving my point from the other day when you asked why it's cool for men to have sex with a lot of women, but women are shamed for doing the same".

I think I can turn her out within a few more weeks!

lezinterracial · 12-24-2021, 05:05 PM

Just leave some money on her pillow. But I don't think $100 is enough, my girlfriend will still not talk to me.

I keep texting her that I don't like recurring costs. She's still got me blocked.

eurorevenuecom · 12-24-2021, 05:16 PM

"Are you my pimp?"
Oh dear God don't say that
I'm your manager, your boyfriend, you're agent, your mack
Now I'm a do my hair baby, I'll be right back
Because we gotta look good when we hits the track
Now your real name? "Shirl"
Yeah, we gotta change that
I think I'll call you Apple, cause your ass is kinda fat

brassmonkey · 12-24-2021, 05:16 PM

yeah post your case to the police. even if you are joking u are asking for problems from popo!!!

Tube Ace · 12-24-2021, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

yeah post your case to the police. even if you are joking u are asking for problems from popo!!!

It's all good. I took her out of the country to do this, so less chance of getting caught. I told her if she wants to keep traveling with me, she just has to see a few guys per week.

brassmonkey · 12-24-2021, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

It's all good. I took her out of the country to do this, so less chance of getting caught. I told her if she wants to keep traveling with me, she just has to see a few guys per week.

yeah right! fun story!!!

Tube Ace · 12-24-2021, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

Just leave some money on her pillow. But I don't think $100 is enough, my girlfriend will still not talk to me.

I keep texting her that I don't like recurring costs. She's still got me blocked.

These broads don't know a good thing, even if it smacks them in the face!

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-24-2021, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by eurorevenuecom

"Are you my pimp?"
Oh dear God don't say that
I'm your manager, your boyfriend, you're agent, your mack
Now I'm a do my hair baby, I'll be right back
Because we gotta look good when we hits the track
Now your real name? "Shirl"
Yeah, we gotta change that
I think I'll call you Apple, cause your ass is kinda fat

Never knew Ice T had a little R Kelly in him.

If I was your girlfriend, I would do it for you, Tube!

CurrentlySober · 12-25-2021, 04:04 AM

Noob!

You dont 'ask' her... You 'tell' her...

Grapesoda · 12-25-2021, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tube Ace

I'm short on cash for the holidays, so I asked my new girlfriend to have sex with a few men I would introduce her to. She actually had the nerve to get upset! Can you believe that?

I asked her if she knew any women she could introduce me to that would pay me to have sex with because I would do it for us if I could. She said "no" with a disgusted look on her face. I asked her, "am I not good looking enough?". She said "no, you're very handsome, but women don't have to pay for sex".

I asked "why not?". "Because dick is free" she said. "Ah, I see. Thanks for proving my point from the other day when you asked why it's cool for men to have sex with a lot of women, but women are shamed for doing the same".

I think I can turn her out within a few more weeks!

Have all your buddies that are already fucking her behind your back, give you a few bucks

CaptainHowdy · 12-26-2021, 06:29 PM

brassmonkey · 12-26-2021, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

the bishop dogg

12-24-2021, 04:39 PM	#1
Tube Ace So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: with your dream girl Posts: 4,941	I'm short on cash for the holidays, so I asked my new girlfriend to have sex with a few men I'm short on cash for the holidays, so I asked my new girlfriend to have sex with a few men I would introduce her to. She actually had the nerve to get upset! Can you believe that? I asked her if she knew any women she could introduce me to that would pay me to have sex with because I would do it for us if I could. She said "no" with a disgusted look on her face. I asked her, "am I not good looking enough?". She said "no, you're very handsome, but women don't have to pay for sex". I asked "why not?". "Because dick is free" she said. "Ah, I see. Thanks for proving my point from the other day when you asked why it's cool for men to have sex with a lot of women, but women are shamed for doing the same". I think I can turn her out within a few more weeks!

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