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Leave it to in-the-closet boy who pays for sex to know how much hookers are in Mexico.
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So... a "gay" man who secretly (or admittedly) pays for hookers? You guys are some real geniuses.
[Chorus: Pimp C] I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch the game belong to me I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch the game belong to me I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch the game belong to me I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch the game belong to me [Verse 1: Pimp C] I got money on my beeper, dead trees on my phone They call me Mick Jagger 'cause I roll a lot of stones It's a whole lot of clones but only one Sweet Jones Turning whores to carnivores, they just can't leave my meat alone It's been a long time since I hustled on the block But every corner that I hit, I left it screwed up and chopped Marooned up and dropped, like my Biarritz on top Let the motherfucker bleed until it drip the last drop I'm still that young boy that had a pocket full of stones But now, it's nicks for sixty bricks, gripping wood and flipping chrome I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch, the game belong to me [Chorus: Pimp C] I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch, the game belong to me I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch, the game belong to me I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch, the game belong to me I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch, the game belong to me [Verse 2: Bun B] Man, I pull up in your city and get my Bush on ("What is that?") Lay down the competition, take they cash crops, and get my push on (Ugh) Moved up to a Bentley remote from a Lexus key All because we cornered the market on that Texas tea And we don't bar no 'plexes, we way bigger than other men though The diamond deuces on tinted windows, we in the wind, yo Whichever way the wind blow, that's the corner we bend, Joe Don't know where you been, bro, but it's no quiz to me, you win though When it's ten-four, good, buddy, my Styrofoam good and muddy We block bleeders (What?), leaving your neighborhoods good and bloody We gripping that wood, lil' buddy (Dam), sit back and scope it (Huh) Pay attention, the prince of pushing everything's 'bout to pump it [Chorus: Pimp C] I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch, the game belong to me I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch, the game belong to me I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch, the game belong to me I got Bobby by the pound, Whitney by the key DJ Screw by the gallon, bitch, the game belong to me [Verse 3: Pimp C] Ugh! I done smashed up my Flying Spur it wasn't shit I just parked it in the grass and brought some brand new shit (Ugh) A Phantom Rolls Royce, 24s with the bump I ain't trippin about the seat, I got them woofers in my trunk Skunk in my Swisher, codeine on my whiskers Fucking with that Smoke D, Bundy, and that Vicious UGK Records is an institution Know a lot of niggas living off of prostitution Pimping ain't dead, it just moved to the web Bitch ain't gotta hit the track, ain't gotta give no tricks no head Ain't gotta give no tricks no pussy, just cameras and screens Easiest money you can get, it's the American Dream, biiitch! ![]() |
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I got bored here.
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Hope you have your Hep B vaccine in order . . .
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News flash:
Unless they are virgins, all women are prostitutes. Why do you think women in their 20s outearn men in their 20s? |
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Are your children even proud of you? Do you think they go around bragging to people their dad spams social media sites for adult dating websites with fake profiles? I bet not, when they have friends with parents who are doctors, teachers and even janitors. At least what they do is honest work. You're the scum of the internet. And you wifed up a drug addict, as only a loser would. Was she a former stripper/prostitute as well? ![]() |
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I got bored here.
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You've just proved AGAIN that Mark Osterholt has rammed his fist up your ass and is working your controls. Does it tickle? And before you start with your lying bullshit that you don't know who has their fist rammed up your ass, I can see one of his fake nicks NE1469 in your fucking friend list here. So take your lying bullshit and fuck right off. Fucking gullible moron. You're a fucking puppet. And she wasn't a drug addict until after the divorce. You stupid piece of shit, fucking manipulated idiot and when it's pointed out that someone is playing you, you just fall for it more. That's just fucking idiocy beyond belief. |
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You've admitted to it on this forum. You tell people in your community you're an "internet marketer". You've bragged about spamming and creating multiple fake accounts. You have nothing of any real value to show for your work. Get a grip and looser panties.
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I'm tired of your bullshit and your lies you fucking puppet. You let Mark set you up for failure. I swear you're the most gullible fucking idiot I've ever seen. I thought VenusBlogger was bad, but you're way worse. Post PROOF of any of that going on. Post proof about the bullshit you said about my house being auctioned off by the IRS, post proof of me having ANY current tax lien or even owing the IRS a single fucking cent, post the proof of me living in a fucking apartment because my house was seized or whatever. And even better, post proof that I have nothing of value. You don't get to run your fucking mouth and think it's ok, nothing will come of it. I'm going to post proof that you're a fucking liar, an idiot, a fucking puppet, and a little bitch that Momma raised. No wonder your dad fucking left you guys. |
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I did post proof and your pussy ass ran to the mods to get me banned.
Like I told Huggies, you wanna settle this like a man in real life, we can do that. I've been dying to take a trip to Mayweather's gym in Vegas. I still get comped room offers from most Casinos in Vegas. We can place a wager on the fight as well. Stream it live for GFY, soldier boy. Just say the word and I'll have a contract sent over, homie. Think that liver is going to hold up against just one punch from me? Haha. |
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If all men had a dime for every good catholic girl gone astray . . .
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I got bored here.
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You posted NO proof, just lies from Mark Osterholt that you got banned for and you're about to be banned again, fucking bitch that grew up without daddy and never learned to be a man. Fucking punk ass lying bitch. |
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I'm about to show you what a man looks like.
Just name a place and a time, Loren. Just me and you, bitch. Ya'll smell that??? {*Sniff sniff*} Son, you smell that? What's that? I smell pussy! (Is that you, Fear?) I smell pussy! (Is that you, Lief?) I smell pussy! (Is that you, Loren?) I smell pussy! (Is that you, Will?) Y'all ninjas is pussy! I'm flying out ninjas, now watch me Ain't nothing you can do to stop me Y'all ninjas get so emotional You remind me of my bitch... haha I SMELL PUSSY |
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wtf is wrong with you?
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"Don't Start No Shit, It Won't Be No Shit"
"And the body shots hurt, but the headshots took him" Let's lace up the gloves, Major Pussy! Just right up the road! ![]() |
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You know my address. Fuck around and find out. You don't even need to call first.
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Looks a lot like you, don't it?
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You won't last one fucking round with me, chump. Not even on your best day, little bitch.
๐ฅ๐ฅ POW! LIGHTS OFF! |
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A lot of bullshit and no action.
If you're going to do something, then shut the fuck up and do it, chump. Otherwise fuck off and write your mommy about how much you're a lying fag. I mean she already knows. |
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see you later, I'm gone
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Tubby, when is the last time you slept? Or is this some sort of roid rage or something?
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I'm all about that action, hoe. I've suggested the venue. Agree, and we'll settle this shit. Just name a day and time. I'll send the contact over. Quit making excuses, Major Pussy.
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"Bow down, when I come to your town" "Bow down, when I'm Westward bound" |
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But you're not going to do shit, except sit there hiding in your hotel, jerking off with the hand cream from the mini bar in Mexico. So stop running your fucking mouth, little boy. You know where I live. You just lie about everything. I'd bet the only thing you are trained in, is running away. ![]() |
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Somebody needs to come get their granddaddy off the internet before he gets hurt.
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So how do you want to fight, then? I am a world-class runner indeed. I could swim across the Gulf and run to Vegas no sweat. Name the day and time. NO MORE EXCUSES. |
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I told you, you don't even have to call first. Surprise me. Write your momma first so she can make your arrangements. I don't play around, this isn't highschool and when you fuck around you will find out. Step up or step off. I didn't challenge you, you challenged me and I don't fucking play. That's why your lover Mark Osterholt won't show here, he's had an open invitation for 2 decades. He's just like you, sits at home and runs his fucking mouth and lies about everything. |
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I'm done playing with you.
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Cool, no gloves? My knuckles stay callused and bloody. I don't even use hand wraps or gloves half the time I hit the bags. You're in for a world of hurt, maggot.
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Holy shit I forgot about PenisBlogger.
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I'll whoop your fat, neckbearded pussy ass right after I whoop Major Pussy as he's pissing blood. Then hit the poker tables at the Aria afterwards.
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"I FoUND TuBe AcEs TIkTok!"
As Mr Fear would say: PROOF OR BAN! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ |
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This is cringy behavior.
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Here is something else you can relate to: At least you're already a step ahead of the game as a cat owner. |
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LOL
who would have thought mr big baller Mr Pheer lives in a 250,000 shithole and can't pay his sewer bills? Hahahahhahahaha
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