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Kittens · 09-18-2023, 07:59 PM

50 paragraphs written by Tube Ace about how gay he really isn't.

Colmike9 · 09-18-2023, 08:06 PM

Reminds me of Mac from earlier Sunny episodes.

Tube Ace · 09-18-2023, 09:20 PM

I've never seen someone besides sarettah try to convince someone they were a homo. I'm mean, I know I'm a sexy motherfucker, but GOD DAMM ya'll just won't give up. This has to be some kind of world record. Ya'll soooo thirsty for this dick!

baddog · 09-18-2023, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Kittens

Bro so in the closet ashamed of himself that he writes paragraphs after paragraphs and even digs up youtube videos and pictures of men he masturbates to to show us how not gay he is.

When you're right, you're right.

Tube Ace · 09-18-2023, 10:08 PM

The only man I masturbate is to myself.

Only on GFY could I be called narcissistic and ashamed of myself. These post forms need an IQ test to filter out you morons.

adultinnovation · 09-19-2023, 01:01 AM

those girls look like ugly trannies compared to my HBB Angel

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

I've traveled the world. Been there, done that. I've seen it with my own eyes.

^ That's a lot of single young women looking for a man.

CaptainHowdy · 09-19-2023, 03:38 AM

I see the bromance keeps on brewing . . .

Kittens · 09-19-2023, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

When you're right, you're right.

Do you ever think he'll come to grips with the fact that he's a homo?

Tube Ace · 09-19-2023, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by adultinnovation

those girls look like ugly trannies compared to my HBB Angel

Pics or it never happened.

All ya'll lame AF. I'm bored with you clowns. I'm honestly embarrassed I wasted my time by acknowledging you losers' existences.

I'm going back to leading a life some heartthrob actor will portray in a movie one day.

Tube Ace · 09-19-2023, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike9

Reminds me of Mac from earlier Sunny episodes.

No way, dawg. I'm more like a Dennis or Frank

Colmike9 · 09-19-2023, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

No way, dawg. I'm more like a Dennis or Frank

I'm like Pondy irl

DV Times reminds me of the McPoyles, too, not sure why...

Tube Ace · 09-19-2023, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Kittens

Do you ever think he'll come to grips with the fact that he's a homo?

Your words bounce off of me like bullets off of Superman's chest.

Tube Ace · 09-19-2023, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike9

I'm like Pondy irl

DV Times reminds me of the McPoyles, too, not sure why...

Pondy = Bill Ponderosa ? Seriously not sure who that was in the show.

Colmike9 · 09-19-2023, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Pondy = Bill Ponderosa ? Seriously not sure who that was in the show.

lol yeah, him

TheLegacy · 09-20-2023, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Your words bounce off of me like bullets off of Superman's chest.

I don't understand your specific kind of stupid

But I do admire your total commitment to it.

Kittens · 09-20-2023, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

I don't understand your specific kind of stupid

But I do admire your total commitment to it.

NatalieK · 09-20-2023, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

Well, you lay on your back pretty well. My dick has to be the star of the show, though.

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I prefer doggy & I always make a good sized cock the star of the show.

& if you´re as good at fucking as you´re posting bollocks here on GFY, you´ll be great

Kittens · 09-20-2023, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by NatalieK

I prefer doggy & I always make a good sized cock the star of the show.

& if you´re as good at fucking as you´re posting bollocks here on GFY, you´ll be great

As much as he has to brag about banging hookers and how manly he is, I bet he's the definition of two pump chump.

Tube Ace · 09-20-2023, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by NatalieK

I prefer doggy & I always make a good sized cock the star of the show.

& if you´re as good at fucking as you´re posting bollocks here on GFY, you´ll be great

I enjoy watching my ladies' face in a mirror in uncontrollable ecstasy, as I pound her from behind while pulling her hair with one hand and smacking her bottom with the other.

My only concern is by "bollocks" I assume you meant testicles and not bullshit, which is a British slang term.

I was under the impression you were originally from the US South given your 'Southern Cumsluts' link in your sig while boldly dawning a gold crucifix necklace, like many cum sluts from the American south I have come to know.

Tube Ace · 09-20-2023, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

I don't understand your specific kind of stupid

But I do admire your total commitment to it.

My intelligence is beyond your level of comprehension. My achievements, influence and complexity will be studied and argued for centuries. Your admission of admiration for me was made aware to me years ago, which nobody can fault you for.

TheLegacy · 09-20-2023, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Tube Ace

My intelligence is beyond your level of comprehension. My achievements, influence and complexity will be studied and argued for centuries. Your admission of admiration for me was made aware to me years ago, which nobody can fault you for.

Dear God you have such a high opinion of yourself and your ego. You have no idea who I am - what I achieved much less what I truly think of you. If anything right now - I feel sorry for you - really sorry. My posting was like driving by a car wreck and I just had to turn and watch before I moved forward. One day son you'll realize just what a disappointment you are to your parents and how you've disgraced your spirit eventually ending up realizing your life is useless. Really am sorry for such a wasted life such as yours.

Tube Ace · 09-20-2023, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

Dear God you have such a high opinion of yourself and your ego. You have no idea who I am - what I achieved much less what I truly think of you. If anything right now - I feel sorry for you - really sorry. My posting was like driving by a car wreck and I just had to turn and watch before I moved forward. One day son you'll realize just what a disappointment you are to your parents and how you've disgraced your spirit eventually ending up realizing your life is useless. Really am sorry for such a wasted life such as yours.

How many times?

How many times?

How many times must I prove you dipshits wrong?

I ran out of tears when I was eighteen
So nobody made me but the main streets
'Cause too many people think they made me
Well if they really made me, then replace me
Homeless to Forbes list, these niggas bring no stress
I feel like Moses, I feel like I'm chosen
And if you ain't my nigga then your girl single to me
I don't give a damn if a nigga said he knew me
Grew up with no father so nobody ever "son" me
My flow too sick, Kevin Costner couldn't touch me
I know you wish that nobody ever loved me
I feel useless when I'm never making money
Well, this the life we always fantasized
Rich folk problem through a Queen Street nigga's eyes
Every time you see me pulling up in Aventadors
Just know we been grinding on them sidewalks
Sidewalks saved my life
They don't ever lie
Sidewalks saved my life
They showed me all the signs
They don't let me down
But they lead me on
And they don't let me down
But they lead me on
And they lead me on
Say, say say
I come from murder one, brung late night melee
Say, say, say
We hung all summer, sprung mattress with bae bae
Say, say, say
Trippin' off dyke, and my name strike with pay day
Say, say, say
Flippin' blue lighting, tightening, strapped with AK
Say, say, say
OG one, told me one, show me one, eight ways
How to segue
Pussy, power, profit and headache
I reminisce my life innocence
Or life innocent, or life intimate, with fame
Like limo tint with light women, dark women in it
Aw Kenny, good game
She wanna hang with a Starboy
The sun and the moon and star, boy
Astronomer, anonymous
I line 'em up, grind 'em up, these nine of us
And five of us have probably fucked
She mollied up, I tallied up all the parts, boy
Twenty legs, arms, head (head)
Head, head, more head (head)
Oh God bless the dead (yeah)
I'm livin' life, high off life
I wear my chokes off to bed
I'm the greatest nigga, why you so scared to say it?
I wanna rock, I wanna rock, I wanna cop more land
I never stop
I wanna quick advance on a bill if it ain't one
Break everything, I'm a hustler, came from
Sidewalks saved my life (sidewalks saved my life)
They don't ever lie
Sidewalks saved my life (sidewalks saved my life)
They showed me all the signs
They don't let me down
But they lead me on
They don't let me down
But they lead me on
And they lead me on

Are you really this starved for my attention???

Don't you have like 6 kids you should be raising instead of trying to get your rocks off by interacting with me?

Tube Ace · 09-23-2023, 12:20 AM

Kittens, provide ANY proof of you on a date with a human female and I'll show you my dick.

I'll be waiting.

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09-18-2023, 09:20 PM	#53
Tube Ace So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: with your dream girl Posts: 4,941	I've never seen someone besides sarettah try to convince someone they were a homo. I'm mean, I know I'm a sexy motherfucker, but GOD DAMM ya'll just won't give up. This has to be some kind of world record. Ya'll soooo thirsty for this dick!

09-18-2023, 10:08 PM	#55
Tube Ace So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: with your dream girl Posts: 4,941	The only man I masturbate is to myself. Only on GFY could I be called narcissistic and ashamed of myself. These post forms need an IQ test to filter out you morons.

09-23-2023, 12:20 AM	#73
Tube Ace So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: with your dream girl Posts: 4,941	Kittens, provide ANY proof of you on a date with a human female and I'll show you my dick. I'll be waiting.