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Old 03-09-2024, 05:57 AM   #1
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Jason bryan new book bombshell!

Andrew Tate is a fucking dork, follow a real man, Jason Bryan, and read a book nigga:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CXLJTLKV
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Old 03-09-2024, 08:18 AM   #2
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Congrats on your self-publish
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Old 03-09-2024, 09:59 AM   #3
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Congrats on your self-publish
Thanks!!! You should check out my work, it is better than the woke crud coming out of the mainstream for sure. The only people who win writing awards in Canada are minorities at the moment, and nearly all of them have University degrees, so their perspectives are all tainted by the narrow viewpoints you're permitted to carry with you through higher learning.
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The early reviews are in:

1. "If you've ever wondered what it is like to dive headfirst into a pool filled with dreams, existential crises and shattered pieces of people's lives, 'Black Eye Friday' is the book you must turn to. But mind the papercuts, mate. The hilarious drama hurts almost as much as laughing whilst drinking."

2. "Incredible! The author spins mundane trials of survival into poetic encounters that you can't help but laugh at. It's like eating habanero peppers while standing up; burns like hell, but you chuckle through the tears because you brought it on yourself."

3. "This book opened my eyes to a level of reality not seen outside reality TV, but with 100% less 'bro' and 100% more substance. And the laughs? Better than watching your mate try to hit on the bartender who, spoiler alert, has a boyfriend."

4. "'Black Eye Friday' is possibly the only book where the pursuit of dreams feels like running towards a brick wall in a blindfold, but with comedic timing on par with a clown’s pie-in-the-face act."

5. "I haven't giggled so much since grandma's dentures got stuck in a cupcake at Christmas! It's profound, it's poignant, it's knee-slapping goodness all swaddled into one book."

6. "A beautiful symphony of life's tribulations, and hilariously so! I’ve witnessed the human spirit sparkle in the strangest of ways, like a squirrel high on fermented berries. Remember folks, the light at the end of the tunnel might just be an oncoming train carrying bottles of hope and hilarity."

7. "Reading 'Black Eye Friday' is like riding a bicycle backward in traffic while juggling oranges, totally chaotic. But hey, the laughs come as fast and furious as my collection of parking fine letters."

8. "Read this book if you're into laughing at life's absurd battles for survival, not to mention a collection of 'Oh, that didn't just happen' moments. Pro tip, don't read in public or people will think you're getting tickled by an invisible spirit."

9. "Seductive in its simplicity, 'Black Eye Friday' is a hilarious glance into the human soul. So gather your friends, some popcorn, and take turns wearing out your laughter-lungs. I promise it beats any comedy night at your local pub."

10. "'Black Eye Friday' had me chuckling into my evening cuppa. It's a testament to the author's genius that I laughed so hard I almost forgot I was reading about the struggles of existence. It’s like finding a torn £20 note - you’re sad but it's still kinda funny."
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Old 03-09-2024, 10:29 AM   #5
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The early reviews are in:
I haven't giggled so much since grandma's dentures...
Being a porn board, I had hoped Grandma had been described doing something else with those dentures!
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Congrats! Feel free to use the method in the above video, to ensure it makes it to 'Number One' on the 'Bestseller' list...

Alternatively, dont try 'Too Hard' & instead just make it to 'Number Two'...

I lik a number2
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Old 03-09-2024, 11:16 AM   #7
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Congrats! Feel free to use the method in the above video, to ensure it makes it to 'Number One' on the 'Bestseller' list...

Alternatively, dont try 'Too Hard' & instead just make it to 'Number Two'...

I lik a number2
I'm banned everywhere online so GFY is like my #1 source of traffic to get attention to my book, there is no other place online pretty much where I'm actually allowed to communicate with the outside world. I'm in the digital version of ADX Florence!
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Old 03-09-2024, 09:32 PM   #9
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Congrats on the book launch Huggles!
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Just an FYI:

Book is FREE from today to Thursday. I think most of GFY will enjoy the twisted character of Dr. Fuck.
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Serious poost: Why not use your AI knowledge to create an audio book version as an mp3

I dont have the time to sit and read, as thats ALL my attention being used up - But an mp3 I can listen to while doing something else...

I know some phones (probably mine) can do text to speech from the text, but a dedicated mp3 with all the inflections on the words how you want them (Still AI) would be perfect
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Serious poost: Why not use your AI knowledge to create an audio book version as an mp3
I will!

Thank you for the suggestion.
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I will!

Thank you for the suggestion.
Cool - Once done, LMK - I'll look forward to it
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I like eating to make poo, too bad I have $0 in my bank account and my fridge is empty!

The adult business pays much better than writing, but I never found it very fulfilling. You need a certain level of discomfort, I think, to make art, not too much, and not too little.

I'm exploring audio book AI audio at the moment... some pretty interesting voices to choose from, but I can't find one that sounds drunk! I really want to find a voice that sounds all fucked up, but they're too professional sounding, haha!
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loved the 'hair jewellery' drop, originally a tribute to dead people. in a book I read the central character in the story asks if they were alive or dead before the piece was made. that did NOT go over well in the antiques shop

I wanna hang out with Charlie, she seems hella fun. right brill as you'd say
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That sounds like my life, but with an extra step...
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I'm exploring audio book AI audio at the moment... some pretty interesting voices to choose from, but I can't find one that sounds drunk! I really want to find a voice that sounds all fucked up, but they're too professional sounding, haha!
Not sure if this is a thing that exists or not, but in an ideal world there would be a service where someone could read a 'Specific Short Text' to the computer - That 'Short Text' would be enough for the computer to copy my voice...

That way I could make my voice sound really happy, or stoned, or drunk, or sad etc, and the AI would then read the book in my own voice, in the style I read the text to it.

Likewise, a serious author, could read the same piece of AI required text to the computer in a few mins or so, then their book would become an audio book - which would sound like they had read it all themselves in its entirety...

Dunno if this exists or not, but it would be bloody usefull...
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Dunno if this exists or not, but it would be bloody usefull...
I know SSML Speech Synthesis Markup Language exists, but I pretty much don't have a scrap of food to eat, so, obviously I need to figure out how I'm going to eat first before I look into it some more!
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Thank you for the suggestion.
Most consumers of audio books prefer it when the author reads it himself
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Most consumers of audio books prefer it when the author reads it himself
I'll record both, one with the AI, and one with myself reading it, maybe GFY can help me figure out which is better!
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what about my books?

https://www.litres.ru/audiobook/alex...mask-70201324/
https://www.litres.ru/book/alexey-ps...ries-67984710/
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I'll record both, one with the AI, and one with myself reading it, maybe GFY can help me figure out which is better!
Might as well just record it yourself. It will be quicker and you’ll have a marketable product in a few hours vs trying to get AI to do it for you
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Bro got no food to eat, and is giving his books away for free. 🤯

Who raised you people?

I'm sure if you put a decent and fair price tag, people here will pay to support a poor gfy member with some obvious mental issues and you can eat. You have an actual product, unlike some beggers around here.

What good is any of this if you starve to death like an idiot? Nobody will consider you a hero and you'll be forgotten about quickly.
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What good is any of this if you starve to death like an idiot?


I've been in a creative peak, all I need to do is get more books pumped out and more people reading them, and maybe in a couple of years I'll make enough monthly off writing equal to that of a McDonald's worker...

I still have my "tube killer" project on the back burner... but I'm weary about the future of porn with the fucking laws the fucking conservatives want to pass in Canada with digital ID and such... fuuuuuuck.
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