WTF??? Jessica Simpson: I drink snake sperm for my vocal cords - GoFuckYourself.com

TheLegacy · 03-30-2025, 03:45 PM

WTF is wrong with people these days especially what they do with animals? I mean is this abuse? Never had I heard of this before and it's really sick. Most vocal coaches would suggest - I don't know - maybe practice?? do some vocal exercises to help the chords and your range?

Based on her incredible history and number one gold records - LOL - how's that going for you Jessica?? Well she's going on tour soon so I'm sure her fans would love to know - especially Taylor Swift to had to swallow NFL sperm to last her through her concerts.

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Jessica Simpson is down to do anything to help her vocal cords be in tip-top shape -- including a Chinese herb cocktail that includes snake sperm!

You read that right ... the singer and actress revealed on Instagram Friday that she sips on a specialty drink that includes snake sperm as an ingredient at the recommendation of her vocal coach.

JS said she had no idea about the head-turning ingredient until a pal looked up the ingredients list. She seems totally unfazed ... and even compared it to honey.

She appears to be a fan of the unusual element, quipping ... "If you wanna good vocal, you gotta drink snake sperm!"

Of course, she isn't the first celeb to turn to animal sperm for personal gain ... Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Aniston both swear by salmon sperm as a route to achieving younger-looking skin.

https://www.tmz.com/2025/03/30/jessi...lp-her-vocals/

CaptainHowdy · 03-30-2025, 04:29 PM

Canadians are such ingénues, snake is an euphemism for a human penis . . .

VikingMan · 03-31-2025, 12:33 AM

What a monumental disaster she is

EddyTheDog · 03-31-2025, 12:39 AM

How would you get the sperm in the first place - I mean who wanks off the snake?..

It's got to be a euphemism.....

NatalieK · 03-31-2025, 01:17 AM

It´s a chinese remedy...

Danni Dyer´s daughter Danni Dyer ate dried Tuna sperm.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/tv...her-Danny.html

& this isn´t for their voice or a chinese remedy, just something to eat...

When in Rome

Tasty1 · 03-31-2025, 03:03 AM

When a snake saw Chuck Norris, she gave him a deepthroat.

TheLegacy · 03-31-2025, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

How would you get the sperm in the first place - I mean who wanks off the snake?..

It's got to be a euphemism.....

Nope - it is an actual thing out there - other countries do this with the hopes of the various juices etc. being used as Chinese remedies.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/scienc...57506318300636

Massage of the ventral aspect of the caudal third of the male snake body for 2 to 3 minutes was performed successfully for the semen collection.

blackmonsters · 03-31-2025, 08:05 AM

Alabama Black snake sperm.

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