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12clicks · 08-31-2002, 03:03 PM

My father died in his sleep last night. It is believed that he had a stroke.

His computer was still on this morning and his browser was opened to this board.

He had spoke laughingly about the GFY board, as being the most insane board on the net.

I don't know how many of you actually knew my father but I will tell you something about him.

The details of his life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium
with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize,
he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise
that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical.
Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets.
When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty
standard really. At the age of twelve he received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen
a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing
like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Crow · 08-31-2002, 03:04 PM

Where do I have the flowers delivered?

kmanrox · 08-31-2002, 03:05 PM

hahaha :

ghfive::

Fletch XXX · 08-31-2002, 03:05 PM

Why is there like 40 charachter misplacement on a thread?

?
heheh

alias · 08-31-2002, 03:05 PM

So his son Trey will be the sole beneficiary then?

pimpdog3 · 08-31-2002, 03:06 PM

Just another scammer we didnt need in the business. He has done this world a service by parting it. Im going to go buy a happy meal now.
PD4L

08-31-2002, 03:06 PM

My condolences. I'm sure he will be missed by cheaters and Russians everywhere.

Beastiepoo · 08-31-2002, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
The details of his life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium
with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen
year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize,
he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise
that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical.
Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets.
When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty
standard really. At the age of twelve he received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen
a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing
like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. What FILM is that from???????

Arrgh, I hate it when I can't remember these things.

08-31-2002, 03:12 PM

Austin Powers I think

kmanrox · 08-31-2002, 03:16 PM

oh man.... 12clicks has made even more ppl, look even dumber than ever now kudos!! haha

Beastiepoo · 08-31-2002, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
Austin Powers I think

Oh yes, definitely a Mike Myers film. Not sure if its Austin Powers or Wayne's World though....*sigh*. I'll just have to re-watch them now until I find it. Bugger.

12clicks · 08-31-2002, 03:21 PM

Joke, this is no joke.

kmanrox · 08-31-2002, 03:23 PM

RIP RoN!

Ace-Ace · 08-31-2002, 03:23 PM

Congrats on being an idiot and discrediting your program / company. Regardless if the PathFinder ordeal is real or not, you shouldn't joke with this type of situation...you're only making yourself look bad.

gothweb · 08-31-2002, 03:31 PM

Because it couldn't *possibly*be 12clicks himself, or Pathfinder himself, posting these things...

12clicks · 08-31-2002, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ace-Ace
Congrats on being an idiot and discrediting your program / company. Regardless if the PathFinder ordeal is real or not, you shouldn't joke with this type of situation...you're only making yourself look bad.

How am I looking bad?
my father was a good man
what is a "pathfinder ordeal"?

qdtobbe · 08-31-2002, 03:33 PM

strange!

Backov · 08-31-2002, 03:39 PM

And here is the root of it - 12clicks here is jealous. You know when his death is posted on the boards, few people will give a shit. Pathfinder is/was a good guy and showed that through his posts. 12clicks just shows what an asshole he is every time he posts. Which is fine, "there's nothing wrong with that."

Cheers,
Backov

12clicks · 08-31-2002, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Backov
And here is the root of it - 12clicks here is jealous. You know when his death is posted on the boards, few people will give a shit. Pathfinder is/was a good guy and showed that through his posts. 12clicks just shows what an asshole he is every time he posts. Which is fine, "there's nothing wrong with that."

Cheers,
Backov

In the immortal words of my father,"is that the highschool take on this?"

Swiftone · 08-31-2002, 03:55 PM

Ace-Ace - the question is, how could anyone possibly make SIC look worse?

Just not possible.

Fletch XXX · 08-31-2002, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Swiftone
Ace-Ace - the question is, how could anyone possibly make SIC look worse?

Just not possible.

Are you saying 12Clicks is part of SIC?

Kimmykim · 08-31-2002, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

Are you saying 12Clicks is part of SIC?

Of course he is, they are SIC we are SIC, its one big happy SIC family lol...

Fletch XXX · 08-31-2002, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim

Of course he is, they are SIC we are SIC, its one big happy SIC family lol...

In that case can I be SIC too?

I thought 12clicks owned Cingular Wireless?

<img src=http://69khz.com/images/12clicks.gif border="1">

:winkwink

"Bling bling, everytime I come around this city...."

Gary · 08-31-2002, 04:17 PM

All i can say is its about time. Ive waited for this day for years now. Im gonna go have a drink and celebrate. Someone let me know when his funeral is so i can go piss on his grave and rape his corpse.

Babaganoosh · 08-31-2002, 04:19 PM

rest in piece old friend. I shall now go shave my man purse to pay my respects.

XxXotic · 08-31-2002, 04:30 PM

yes 12Clicks is dead!!!!! more tastycakes for me

:::waves tastycakes over 12Clicks Grave:::

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 08-31-2002, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
yes 12Clicks is dead!!!!! more tastycakes for me

:::waves tastycakes over 12Clicks Grave:::

Bwahahahaa ... that was good !!

BTW ... nice button Bro

Minte · 08-31-2002, 04:50 PM

Who has dibs on the hatpin concession at the funeral..

Brujah · 08-31-2002, 05:29 PM

damn

I kinda liked the asshole. Ah well, pour out some liquor.

How many brothas fell victim to tha streets
Rest in peace, young nigga, there's a heaven for a G
Be a lie if I told ya that I never thought of death
My niggas, we tha last ones left
But life goes on

XxXotic · 08-31-2002, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-

Bwahahahaa ... that was good !!

BTW ... nice button Bro

heheh i owed him that one, he was waving them in my face the other day

yeah button is coolio

it was sent to me via icq spam, dunno who it was

apparantly my host skipped town sucks to be me their whole system is down (last i checked)

CDSmith · 08-31-2002, 05:44 PM

For some unknown reason Ron willed me his company. When I log in to the company management interface, all I see is two buttons.....

ON

and...

KILL CHEATER

Anyone know how to work this thing?

Chris R · 08-31-2002, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ace-Ace
Congrats on being an idiot and discrediting your program / company. Regardless if the PathFinder ordeal is real or not, you shouldn't joke with this type of situation...you're only making yourself look bad.

That's nothing new for 12Clicks - once an asshole - always an asshole.

12clicks · 08-31-2002, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chris R

That's nothing new for 12Clicks - once an asshole - always an asshole.

does it make you feel like you have a friend when one nobody agrees with another nobody?

ace ace and Chrisr, two guys who really MATTER! bwahahahahahaha

Chris R · 08-31-2002, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

does it make you feel like you have a friend when one nobody agrees with another nobody?

ace ace and Chrisr, two guys who really MATTER! bwahahahahahaha

Er, I don't know if I feel like I have a friend. Maybe you do with everyone around here trying to kiss your ass.

You're a legend in your own mind.
And an asshole. I didn't think even you denied that, but hey - you have a penchant for denying the obvious.

Oh and I used to matter, but now you have replaced me with this Trey Hickey character.

roseyrid · 08-31-2002, 07:50 PM

great thread

Rictor · 08-31-2002, 10:35 PM

Never heard of him.

AWW - Kevin · 08-31-2002, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks

does it make you feel like you have a friend when one nobody
agrees with another nobody?

ace ace and Chrisr, two guys who really MATTER! bwahahahahahaha

interesting way to mourn your father?s death

Rictor · 09-01-2002, 12:03 AM

Now that he's dead I guess the truth can come out. He loved the cock.

09-01-2002, 06:24 AM

Here's some pics from the mourning that's going on in the Soviet Union. I guess they really liked him over there. They look really upset.

Juge · 09-01-2002, 07:37 AM

AaronM · 09-01-2002, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox

oh man.... 12clicks has made even more ppl, look even dumber than ever now kudos!! haha

Indeed.

Sorry to hear about this loss. I suggest we all have our nuts shorn in honor of his passing.

DarkJedi · 09-01-2002, 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick
Here's some pics from the mourning that's going on in the Soviet Union. I guess they really liked him over there. They look really upset.

you dumb fuck - there is no such country as Soviet Union

12clicks · 09-01-2002, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Chris R

Er, I don't know if I feel like I have a friend. Maybe you do with everyone around here trying to kiss your ass.

oh, the sad lament of the irrelevant computer geek.
nose pressed againsted the glass, calling sour grapes.

wow, I didn't think this w3ould have more frist page staying power than pathfinder's bullshit thread.
amazing

TheFLY · 09-01-2002, 02:30 PM

Don't die 12Clicks...

I was really upset until I read about your buggery.

Brujah · 09-01-2002, 04:04 PM

Its a MIRACLE! He lives!

Lane · 09-01-2002, 05:43 PM

he is an undead now

09-02-2002, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi

you dumb fuck - there is no such country as Soviet Union

Where did I refer to it as a country, arsehole?

If I labelled a map with the specific region I was talking about would it satisfy your anal retentiveness? (Hint: I was talking about the big, cold place that has an overabundance of cheating webmasters.)

CDSmith · 09-02-2002, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
he is an undead now

Next thread..... Attack of the Killer 12clicks

Will he re-register himself as Zombie12clicks?

ldinternet · 08-06-2003, 08:32 AM

Nice.

... another 50.

08-31-2002, 03:03 PM	#1
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,785	12clicks is dead My father died in his sleep last night. It is believed that he had a stroke. His computer was still on this morning and his browser was opened to this board. He had spoke laughingly about the GFY board, as being the most insane board on the net. I don't know how many of you actually knew my father but I will tell you something about him. The details of his life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve he received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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08-31-2002, 03:16 PM	#10
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08-31-2002, 03:04 PM	#2
Crow Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: PornCity Posts: 238	Where do I have the flowers delivered?

08-31-2002, 03:06 PM	#6
pimpdog3 So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 652	Just another scammer we didnt need in the business. He has done this world a service by parting it. Im going to go buy a happy meal now. PD4L

08-31-2002, 03:06 PM	#7
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	My condolences. I'm sure he will be missed by cheaters and Russians everywhere.

08-31-2002, 03:12 PM	#9
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Austin Powers I think

08-31-2002, 03:21 PM	#12
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,785	Joke, this is no joke. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

08-31-2002, 03:23 PM	#13
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,290	RIP RoN! __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

08-31-2002, 03:23 PM	#14
Ace-Ace Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Dayton, OH, USA Posts: 1,863	Congrats on being an idiot and discrediting your program / company. Regardless if the PathFinder ordeal is real or not, you shouldn't joke with this type of situation...you're only making yourself look bad. __________________ JamPlay.com - Online, video-based guitar lessons

08-31-2002, 03:31 PM	#15
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08-31-2002, 03:33 PM	#17
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08-31-2002, 03:39 PM	#18
Backov Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Cat Detector Van Posts: 1,600	And here is the root of it - 12clicks here is jealous. You know when his death is posted on the boards, few people will give a shit. Pathfinder is/was a good guy and showed that through his posts. 12clicks just shows what an asshole he is every time he posts. Which is fine, "there's nothing wrong with that." Cheers, Backov __________________ <embed src="http://banners.spotbrokers.com/button.swf" FlashVars="clickURL=http://banners.spotbrokers.com" quality=high pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="120" height="60"></embed>

08-31-2002, 03:55 PM	#20
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08-31-2002, 04:17 PM	#24
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	All i can say is its about time. Ive waited for this day for years now. Im gonna go have a drink and celebrate. Someone let me know when his funeral is so i can go piss on his grave and rape his corpse. __________________ Up to 35$ per join...!

08-31-2002, 04:19 PM	#25
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	rest in piece old friend. I shall now go shave my man purse to pay my respects.

08-31-2002, 04:30 PM	#26
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08-31-2002, 05:29 PM	#29
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	damn I kinda liked the asshole. Ah well, pour out some liquor. How many brothas fell victim to tha streets Rest in peace, young nigga, there's a heaven for a G Be a lie if I told ya that I never thought of death My niggas, we tha last ones left But life goes on __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

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08-31-2002, 07:50 PM	#35
roseyrid Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: LA Posts: 1,058	great thread

08-31-2002, 10:35 PM	#36
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Never heard of him.

09-01-2002, 12:03 AM	#38
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Now that he's dead I guess the truth can come out. He loved the cock.

09-01-2002, 06:24 AM	#39
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Here's some pics from the mourning that's going on in the Soviet Union. I guess they really liked him over there. They look really upset. Last edited by evildick; 09-01-2002 at 06:25 AM..

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09-01-2002, 02:30 PM	#44
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Don't die 12Clicks... I was really upset until I read about your buggery.

09-01-2002, 04:04 PM	#45
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	Its a MIRACLE! He lives! __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

09-01-2002, 05:43 PM	#46
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	he is an undead now __________________

08-06-2003, 08:32 AM	#49
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Nice. ... another 50.