Do girls with Big Noses give the best blowjob. Take my poll - GoFuckYourself.com

blackmonsters · 01-02-2004, 09:39 PM

I believe that the bigger the nose the better the blowjob.
I had a girl stop sucking my dick one time becuase she said she was having trouble breathing and Japanese girls with their tiny noses keep having to come up for air.
It must be the nose that determines the quality of the blowjob.

Chicks with big noses make me cum harder so I'm sure it's all about the booger cavity.

Be honest would you rather cum on a tiny nose or drape a big luger across a big assed bridged nose and watch it drool down a 2 1/2 inch septum?

Ask your self... Why did Bill Clinton want a blowjob from Paula Jones?? Huh? Huh? HUH??????
He knows about the nose!!!!

The ability to suck air in that big nose while deep throating... little nose chicks just gag at that point.

When they lick your balls they can balance your cock on their big nose.

The resonant vibration of large nasal cavities penetrate your cock when they hum during a blowjob. Little nose humming is just high frequency tingling. Big nose bitches can put some bass on your ass.

What a easy target a large nostril makes for a inner-nasal cum shot.

They can suck your balls from behind and butt plug you at the same time.

Go ahead and admit you...you long for a Barbra Streisand blowjob.

The Bigger the nose the bigger the cumshot!!

blackmonsters · 01-02-2004, 10:50 PM

Darn! I was so sure that this post was stupid enough to get some responses.

I guess I should stick my nose back to the grindstone.

$5 submissions · 01-02-2004, 10:51 PM

Blackmonsters, off topic: Who does your cartoons? How well does it convert?

PimpMeNot · 01-02-2004, 10:52 PM

I find that women with big labias give the best blow jobs.

blackmonsters · 01-02-2004, 10:58 PM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions
Blackmonsters, off topic: Who does your cartoons? How well does it convert?

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Rictor · 01-02-2004, 11:05 PM

Women without tonsils give the best blowjobs.

nathan_f · 01-02-2004, 11:08 PM

Women with low self esteem. My experience with an ex...

CDSmith · 01-02-2004, 11:14 PM

Women with no gag reflex give the best head.

gornyhuy · 01-02-2004, 11:15 PM

Doesn't that chick from ideepthroat.com have a pretty big nose... Hmmm you might be onto something here.

blackmonsters · 01-02-2004, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by nathan_f
Women with low self esteem. My experience with an ex...

Ahhh; that's only because proud arrogant bitches won't shut up long enough to give a blowjob.

SoundMan · 01-02-2004, 11:55 PM

never had a big noser...

blackmonsters · 01-03-2004, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by SoundMan
never had a big noser...

Dude, you don't know what you are missing.

Legion · 01-03-2004, 01:40 AM

You have an excellent theory there. But think about it, if some young woman with a large nose sucked your dick the protrusion of the nose would prevent her from gettin all of your dick in here mouth.

beemk · 01-03-2004, 01:45 AM

i dont see how a nose would make any difference

blackmonsters · 01-03-2004, 01:51 AM

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Originally posted by Legion
You have an excellent theory there. But think about it, if some young woman with a large nose sucked your dick the protrusion of the nose would prevent her from gettin all of your dick in here mouth.

No girl can get all of my dick in her mouth.

Morgan · 01-03-2004, 01:51 AM

I like no nose. just two little holes like an ape slut.

smproduction · 01-03-2004, 02:05 AM

Quote:

I believe that the bigger the nose the better the blowjob.

I'm not sure about your theory, but I think only experience of the girl makes good a blowjob

blackmonsters · 01-03-2004, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
I like no nose. just two little holes like an ape slut.

liquidmoe · 01-03-2004, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ganjasaurus
I like no nose. just two little holes like an ape slut.

Cracked me up, good shit lol.

flashfire · 01-03-2004, 02:26 AM

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I'm not sure about your theory, but I think only experience of the girl makes good a blowjob

Agreed

Libertine · 01-03-2004, 03:19 AM

Fat girls give better blowjobs, but I never noticed any relation between blowjob quality and nose size... only thing is that it looks kinda funny if a chick with a huge nose is giving you a blowjob.

avion · 01-03-2004, 06:42 AM

blackmonsters · 01-03-2004, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
Fat girls give better blowjobs, but I never noticed any relation between blowjob quality and nose size... only thing is that it looks kinda funny if a chick with a huge nose is giving you a blowjob.

Fat girls with big nose are the best!!

myjah · 01-03-2004, 03:44 PM

what a topic - now finally some justice for the big nose girls out there. we know they were hiding something behind their noses

jimthefiend · 01-03-2004, 03:48 PM

everyone knows girls without teeth give the best head

blackmonsters · 01-04-2004, 03:14 PM

I need more input to make this poll valid. So please vote guys.
This is serious.

bogo · 01-04-2004, 04:20 PM

come to think of it, the best blow job i had DID come from a chick with a huge nose.i dont even think she came up for air the whole time

View Poll Results: Do chicks with big noses give better Blowjobs
The bigger the nose the better the blowjob	7	41.18%
Small noses make me cum more	8	47.06%
Turned up noses; like getting head from a pig	2	11.76%
Flat noses; they don't poke me in the pelvis	0	0%
Voters: 17. You may not vote on this poll

01-02-2004, 09:39 PM	#1
blackmonsters Making PHP work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇 Posts: 20,227	Do girls with Big Noses give the best blowjob. Take my poll I believe that the bigger the nose the better the blowjob. I had a girl stop sucking my dick one time becuase she said she was having trouble breathing and Japanese girls with their tiny noses keep having to come up for air. It must be the nose that determines the quality of the blowjob. Chicks with big noses make me cum harder so I'm sure it's all about the booger cavity. Be honest would you rather cum on a tiny nose or drape a big luger across a big assed bridged nose and watch it drool down a 2 1/2 inch septum? Ask your self... Why did Bill Clinton want a blowjob from Paula Jones?? Huh? Huh? HUH?????? He knows about the nose!!!! The ability to suck air in that big nose while deep throating... little nose chicks just gag at that point. When they lick your balls they can balance your cock on their big nose. The resonant vibration of large nasal cavities penetrate your cock when they hum during a blowjob. Little nose humming is just high frequency tingling. Big nose bitches can put some bass on your ass. What a easy target a large nostril makes for a inner-nasal cum shot. They can suck your balls from behind and butt plug you at the same time. Go ahead and admit you...you long for a Barbra Streisand blowjob. The Bigger the nose the bigger the cumshot!! __________________ Make Money with Porn

01-02-2004, 10:50 PM	#2
blackmonsters Making PHP work Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 🌎🌅🌈🌇 Posts: 20,227	Darn! I was so sure that this post was stupid enough to get some responses. I guess I should stick my nose back to the grindstone. __________________ Make Money with Porn

01-02-2004, 10:51 PM	#3
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01-02-2004, 11:15 PM	#9
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01-03-2004, 01:40 AM	#13
Legion Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 4	You have an excellent theory there. But think about it, if some young woman with a large nose sucked your dick the protrusion of the nose would prevent her from gettin all of your dick in here mouth. __________________ Ahhh............. Well no sig for me as of yet.

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01-04-2004, 04:20 PM	#27
bogo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,982	come to think of it, the best blow job i had DID come from a chick with a huge nose.i dont even think she came up for air the whole time