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Mask Orgy ~ How can I plan this without getting arrested??
You walk to the door of the house where the party is being held and you find 2 persons dressed in black gowns and masks, they are giving instructions to the peopel walking in.
They explain the rules as follows; 1. Upon entering you must report to the designated dressing room for your sex, and put on the robe and mask they give you. Robes for women will be white, men will be black, gay will be yellow. All robes have a hood to cover your hair. All robes are short in length and will just cover your genitalia. 2. No clothing is to be worn underneith your robes. 3. No talking is permitted. You may write small notes to each other if needed. Anyone speaking a word will be thrown out. 4. If someone begins to show interest in having sex with you, you can either walk away, or lift your robe slightly to allow access. 5. Only couples will be permitted. No single men or women will be allowed in unless previously agreed with party management. 6. Condoms must be worn durring each and every sex session. Any persons partaking in unprotected sex will be thrown out. 7. You must never remove your robe or mask unless in a designated area, dressing rooms or bathrooms. 8. Party moderators will be dressed in red gowns and masks. 9. Have fun! Since orgies are illigal, any ideas how to get away with this?? :/
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Back in the harbor
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set up cam for us
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orgies are illegal? wtf
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holla
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finally you have a cool idea
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I wouldn't worry about the legalities..
it's just gonna be you and a couple fat guys all wearing yellow parkas most likely ![]() |
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theres a little town in upstate NY that i drive through when i go to my cabin, anyhow this town is very small in population and rumor has it the entire town was once indibted (spelled wrong) for having an orgy/sex party
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how many girls have fantasized about having sex with an noname guy? how many guys wish they can have sex with several women in a room? since they cant come alone and must be accompanied by an oposite sex partner, the room will be equally spread between sexes
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i think maybe profiting from one..like charging at the door might be illegal...but the actual orgy itself cant be illegal
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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Sounds like a good idea, but I don't see how orgies are illegal, have evidence that shows this?
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Watched a few too many movies?
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Orgies are not illegal if they are on private property... it's called "swinging" and it's EVERYWHERE!
If your taking money at the door, you MAY cross the line, but if it's free... it's just a bunch of people having sex. |
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Now with more Jayne
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I guess I am a bit confused on how it is only couples allowed BUT you allow yellow robes for gay men. Unless you are allowing gay couples. However, you said all men should wear black - SO i guess they aren't men or maybe they have to wear black and yellow. What do bisexual men wear?
Then you say all women are reguired to wear white so I am guessing gay women aren't allowed. |
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You are talking about a variation of a swing party.
Nothing illegal (or new) about that. If you want to charge money, you need to make it membership dues for a private club. Don't serve alcohol. Women rule the swinging lifestyle. If you have a partner that is game for it, participate for a while in existing "lifestyle" events and learn the "rules" before you start planning on hosting an event. |
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but i never said id charge money lol, just for fun
not looking to profit ...
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We need more free porn
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UPS just dropped this off for ya Rich
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I want the content
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I'm sure hideously ugly people would be all for it.
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I'm gonna wear purple
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Ha-ha! Statistics covers it all!
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making it rain
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bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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It's not illegal, but if it were, it would be here in the US where they are slowing stripping us of everything thing else.
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yea sounds kinda fun.. where is the invite list
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but grogan still eats big cock.
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