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Sofa King Band
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when the girl cutting your hair rubs her crotch against your elbow
is that accidental or on purpose usually?
Is it strange that I sometimes think it would be fun to kinda gently push my elbow into it some more? |
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It's accidental.
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I hate when my wife goes with me to get my hair cut and I get dirty looks because the girl has her crotch and boobs all over me.
Best ones though are the girls at the dentists office.
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Well are you a hot guy? If so she did it purpose.
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The girl that cuts my hair rubs her crotch against mine. Cool huh?
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They do it on purpose and I love every fucking minute of it. Plenty of tips for the hair sluts!
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LOL, I have always wondered that too
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Is it strange if I go to a male barber and he rubs his crotch on my elbow?
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women instinctively know when their erogenous parts touch you.
unless the touch is absolutely necessary for the job, a touch from an erogenous zone is a tease, or a signal. does not matter if the girl is 18, or the woman is 50. she knows what she is doing. |
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i usually have my hot cosmotologists wax my nuts while they're at it
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i wondered that too in the past
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My hair stylist encourages me to rub her crotch
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Someone needs to open up a stripping type beauty salon.
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As you wish...
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Did I mention I bought a G5 today?
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Let's do some business.
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It's accidental I think.
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Orthodontists know they are catering to pubescent boys when they hire hot, big breasted dental assistants. I can't tell you how many of my friends in junior high loved to go the orthodontist once a month.
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Holly it's all a lie, I still love you!
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com, you little prick. You have your cock to help you pick up women. All I have is my headset.
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It's on purpose for me and few people only
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i wonder if there is a place where they will chop your hair nude.
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Damn, I need to stop shaving my head so I can go get my elbow molested too...
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I've never had a female barber
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I hadn't really thought about this. Of course, a big reason for that is probably because the lady that cuts my hair is a family friend who is well over 50 years of age.
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