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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:44 PM

A. To feed the toilet duck!

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:44 PM

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:44 PM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:45 PM

:D A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face.

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:45 PM

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:46 PM

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:46 PM

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:46 PM

A. practice.

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:46 PM

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:47 PM

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:47 PM

A. To cover the valve stem.

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:48 PM

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:48 PM

Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:48 PM

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:49 PM

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:49 PM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:49 PM

What's another word for thesaurus?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:50 PM

A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:50 PM

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:51 PM

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:51 PM

A. They spread for the bread.

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:51 PM

How did a fool and his money get together?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:52 PM

Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:52 PM

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:52 PM

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:53 PM

it's not time.

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:53 PM

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:53 PM

Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet?

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:54 PM

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:54 PM

A: He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:54 PM

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:55 PM

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:55 PM

A: Make him the designated driver.

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:56 PM

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:56 PM

Q: What's green and bounces off the walls?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:56 PM

A: Ric O'Shea!!

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:56 PM

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:57 PM

Q. Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:57 PM

A. He just bends over the pages....

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:58 PM

Q. Know how to make a Cat sound like a Dog?

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 03:58 PM

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:58 PM

A. Pour Gas on a Cat

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 03:59 PM

and throw a match at it........ WOOF.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:00 PM

Q. Know how to make a Dog sound like a Cat?

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 04:00 PM

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:00 PM

A. Stick a Dog in a freezer for a day

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 04:01 PM

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:01 PM

Then cut it with a band saw. MEEOOW.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 04:01 PM

Q. What did the sea say to the shore? :D

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 04:02 PM

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

05-21-2004, 03:44 PM	#5052
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05-21-2004, 03:45 PM	#5055
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05-21-2004, 03:46 PM	#5056
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05-21-2004, 03:46 PM	#5059
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05-21-2004, 03:47 PM	#5060
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:44 PM	#5051
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. To feed the toilet duck!

05-21-2004, 03:44 PM	#5053
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses?

05-21-2004, 03:45 PM	#5054
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	:D A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face.

05-21-2004, 03:46 PM	#5057
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?

05-21-2004, 03:46 PM	#5058
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. practice.

05-21-2004, 03:47 PM	#5061
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. To cover the valve stem.

05-21-2004, 03:48 PM	#5062
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	Why is abbreviation such a long word? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:48 PM	#5063
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

05-21-2004, 03:48 PM	#5064
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	What do they use to ship styrofoam? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:49 PM	#5065
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:49 PM	#5066
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

05-21-2004, 03:49 PM	#5067
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	What's another word for thesaurus? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:50 PM	#5068
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.

05-21-2004, 03:50 PM	#5069
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:51 PM	#5070
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:51 PM	#5071
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. They spread for the bread.

05-21-2004, 03:51 PM	#5072
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	How did a fool and his money get together? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:52 PM	#5073
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

05-21-2004, 03:52 PM	#5074
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:52 PM	#5075
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:53 PM	#5076
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	it's not time.

05-21-2004, 03:53 PM	#5077
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:53 PM	#5078
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet?

05-21-2004, 03:54 PM	#5079
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:54 PM	#5080
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A: He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...

05-21-2004, 03:54 PM	#5081
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:55 PM	#5082
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:55 PM	#5083
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A: Make him the designated driver.

05-21-2004, 03:56 PM	#5084
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 03:56 PM	#5085
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q: What's green and bounces off the walls?