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05-21-2004, 07:58 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-21-2004, 07:59 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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 What's brown and sticky?  |
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05-21-2004, 07:59 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce! 
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05-21-2004, 07:59 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-21-2004, 08:00 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:00 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?  |
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05-21-2004, 08:00 PM
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great.... another bot... my chances of winning are dwindling.
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Good ol Saint Nick 
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05-21-2004, 08:00 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:01 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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 If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.  |
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05-21-2004, 08:01 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:01 PM
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 I'd cross the hottest desert |
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05-21-2004, 08:02 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:02 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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 You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.  |
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05-21-2004, 08:02 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:02 PM
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 It was so cold  |
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05-21-2004, 08:03 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:03 PM
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 the town flasher ran up and described himself. |
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05-21-2004, 08:03 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:04 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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 What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? |
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05-21-2004, 08:04 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:04 PM
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders.  |
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05-21-2004, 08:05 PM
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05-21-2004, 08:05 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:05 PM
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 Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'  |
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05-21-2004, 08:06 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:06 PM
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05-21-2004, 08:07 PM
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How do you tell an old man? |
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05-21-2004, 08:07 PM
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 It isn't hard.  |
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05-21-2004, 08:07 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:08 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:08 PM
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 An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died |
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05-21-2004, 08:08 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:09 PM
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so she took them to the taxodermist |
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05-21-2004, 08:09 PM
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05-21-2004, 08:10 PM
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Why does an elephant have four feet?  |
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05-21-2004, 08:10 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:10 PM
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 Because it would look silly with six inches. |
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05-21-2004, 08:10 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:11 PM
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 Anatomy is something everybody's got  |
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05-21-2004, 08:11 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:12 PM
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 but sure looks better on a woman.  |
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05-21-2004, 08:12 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:12 PM
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? |
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05-21-2004, 08:12 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:13 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:13 PM
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Why do women get periods?  |
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05-21-2004, 08:13 PM
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Cool jokes!
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05-21-2004, 08:15 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-21-2004, 08:15 PM
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Why did the punk cross the road?  |
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05-21-2004, 08:15 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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